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split85
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Croatia
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Posted - 12/01/2013 : 21:07:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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paro
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Croatia
8582 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 12/01/2013 : 21:41:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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panzer
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12626 Posts

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Posted - 14/01/2013 : 09:48:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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maddox031
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Croatia
1941 Posts

Member since 23/09/2011

Posted - 14/01/2013 : 09:59:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit maddox031's Homepage  Send maddox031 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stari borac

Dogovori se muško društvo da gledaju zajedno utakmicu Manchester City – Real. I naravno, svi mogu osim jednog oženjenog. Kad negdje na pola prvog poluvremena pojavljuje se i on.
- Otkud ti? – pitaju ga.
- Ne ćete vjerovati, sjedim ja na kauču, kad mi netko pokrije oči. Kad ono, moja žena, u seksi donjem rublju, prozirna spavaćica, štikle, halteri, našminkana i onako me uze za ruku i povede u krevet. Tamo mi daje lisice i kaže: "Zaveži me za krevet." Ja je zavežem i ona mi kaže: "A sad radi što poželiš!" I evo me, ja doš'o.



tragicno je da se city spominje :D
There can be only one, me!
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panzer
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12626 Posts

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Posted - 14/01/2013 : 10:21:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2013/01/13/obama-white-house-death-star-petition/1830107/
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 14/01/2013 : 22:08:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Na poslu, uz kavu, razgovaraju dvije prijateljice:
- Kako je bilo sinoć?
- Katastrofa od seksa…
Muž došao s posla, za tri minute pojeo ručak, onda četiri minuta seksa i minutu kasnije je zaspao.
A kod tebe?

- Kod mene – fantazija!
Muž došao kući, poveo me na ukusnu romantičnu večeru, poslije smo šetali sat vremena do kuće, onda svijeće, sat predigre, pola sata fantastičnog seksa, a na kraju, zamisli, sat vremena smo razgovarali. Bajka!

Nekako u isto vrijeme razgovaraju uz pivo dvojica kolega:
- Kako je bilo sinoć?

- Super!
Dođem kući, ručak na stolu, pojeo sam, po*ebao ženu i zaspao.
A kod tebe?

- Ma katastrofa!
Dođem kući, nema struje jer sam zaboravio platiti račun, pa sam morao onu moju voditi na večeru.
Klopa kao neka fina, daju ti jedan brabonjak na ogroman tanjur, a okolo našaraju neke gluposti, a bilo je tako skupo da nisam imao novaca da se vratimo taksijem, pa sam morao sat vremena pješačiti do kuće!
Dođem tamo, naravno nema struje, pa sam morao prvo tražiti, a onda paliti proklete svijeće!
Bio sam tako ljut i bijesan da mi je trebalo sat vremena da mi se digne, a poslije nisam mogao pola sata svršiti!
Nakon toga, još sat vremena nisam mogao zaspati!
Ma propast…
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 15/01/2013 : 00:00:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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supermark
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Croatia
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Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 15/01/2013 : 09:03:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote


idem i ja za rusiju
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DeeCay
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Croatia
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Posted - 15/01/2013 : 10:14:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A zato je Depardieu tražio rusko državljanstvo...
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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panzer
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12626 Posts

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Posted - 15/01/2013 : 10:23:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
JONATHAN WALTERS has scored more goals for Chelsea in 20 minutes than Fernando Torres has managed all year.

And that’s despite the fact he plays for Stoke!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4740866/Jonathan-Walters-has-more-Chelsea-goals-than-Torres.html
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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lwood
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Colombia
47141 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 15/01/2013 : 14:38:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by paro
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

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Posted - 15/01/2013 : 19:30:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobro je znati što žene misle kad kažu:

1. Dobro!!!
Ovo je riječ koju žena koristi da bi završila raspravu kada smatra da je ona u pravu, a ti trebaš ušutjeti.

2. Pet minuta...
Ako se oblači, ovo znači najmanje pola sata. Pet minuta je samo pet minuta u slučaju da ti je dato 5 minuta od strane nje da pogledaš utakmicu prije nego što počneš pomagati u kući.

3. Ništa!!!
Ovo je u narodu poznato kao „zatišje pred buru“. Ovo znači nešto, i trebao bi se bojati.

4. Dobrooo, može!!!
Ovo je izazov, ne dozvola. Ne čini to!

5. Duboki uzdah
Ovo je zapravo riječ, ali ta neverbalna izjava je često pogrešno protumačena od strane muškaraca. Dubok uzdah znači da ona misli da si totalni idiot i pita se zašto troši vrijeme stojeći tu i raspravljajući s tobom oko nečega što ti ne možeš shvatiti.

6. U redu...
Ovo je jedna od najopasnijih izjava koje žena može uputiti muškarcu. „U redu“ znači da ona želi dobro i detaljno razmisliti prije nego što odluči kako i kada ćeš platiti za svoju grešku.

7. Hvala!
Žena ti zahvaljuje; ne pitaj ništa, ništa! Samo reci: „nema na čemu“. (Napomena: Ovako treba postupiti ako se ne zahvali riječima: „Hvala ti puno!“ – to je čisti sarkazam i ustvari ti se tada nikako ne zahvaljuje. U tom slučaju nemoj reći „nema na čemu“, jer to povlači sa sobom „Svejedno“.)

8. Svejedno!!!
Čarobna riječ kojom ti žena kulturno poručuje: J*** se!

9. Ne brini se ti ništa, ja sam to napravila...
Još jedna u nizu izuzetno opasnih izjava; znači da je to nešto što je žena rekla muškarcu da učini već više puta, ali to sada sama mora napraviti. Ovo kasnije često rezultira katastrofalnim potezom muškarca s pitanjem: „Što nije u redu?“. A odgovor žene je – vidi pod 3.
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nemanja93
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Serbia
2439 Posts

Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 15/01/2013 : 23:32:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 15/01/2013 : 23:44:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote


"Architects, maybe they have a sense of humor after all"
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 15/01/2013 : 23:50:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote


~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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acestroke
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USA
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Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 16/01/2013 : 00:00:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 16/01/2013 : 17:36:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ne znam je li bas za viceve, ali da je za plakati..jeste.
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split85
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Croatia
8250 Posts

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Posted - 16/01/2013 : 18:06:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Posted - 16/01/2013 : 18:06:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Pa cuj, nije svejedno na kojem djelu drzis lopatu.




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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lwood
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Colombia
47141 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 16/01/2013 : 20:55:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
kakva humana gesta
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 17/01/2013 : 17:36:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 17/01/2013 : 17:39:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 17/01/2013 : 17:53:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ni danas nije smijesno, ali treba ponavljati sto cesce ovu sliku.
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 17/01/2013 : 23:07:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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panzer
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Posted - 18/01/2013 : 11:12:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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