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lwood
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Colombia
47143 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 25/01/2013 : 00:17:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nemanja93
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 26/01/2013 : 10:03:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ge1Zc5PiUR0
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 26/01/2013 10:03:44
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 26/01/2013 : 19:30:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nebute vjerovali kaj mi se jučer dogodilo...

Kaj?

Pa evo... uđem ja u stan a na vratima... prvi put da me dočeka nasmijana i zadovoljna žena!!!

Kak to?

Ma ,jbg...fulal sam stan...
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 26/01/2013 : 19:32:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nemanja93




prostitutak
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 26/01/2013 : 22:46:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo sedi samo u gaćama za stolom i čita novine, kad dojuri Fata i reče mu:
“Mujo, brzo se obuci, komšinica dolazi na kavu i nije lepo da vidi te tvoje stare kosti.”
Mujo:
“Pa šta, nek vidi kako mi loše kuvaš pa sam tako mršav.”
Fata mu ne ostade dužna:
“Onda skini i gaće pa neka se pita zašto ti uopšte kuvam!!!”


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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 27/01/2013 : 00:07:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote


ja znam iz kog filma je ova scena
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 27/01/2013 : 08:37:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-Sov6BQY92k
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 27/01/2013 08:38:19
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 27/01/2013 : 13:20:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 27/01/2013 : 17:36:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mali Ivica je pitao mamu što znače dvije riječi koje djeca u školi često koriste - "mačkica" i "kučka".

Mama se iznenadila, ali je pribrano odgovorila:

- O, pa to je lako. Mačkica je mala maca, kao naša mala Micka. A kučka je ženka psa, kao naša Lesi.

- Hvala, mama.

Onda je Ivica sreo tatu ispred garaže:

- Tata, djeca u školi koriste riječi koje ne razumijem.

- Koje riječi, sine?

- "Mačkica" i "kučka". Pitao sam mamu, ali mislim da mi nije rekla pravo značenje.

- Sine, nikada ne pitaj mamu u vezi takvih stvari, pitaj mene. Ja ću ti objasniti.

Izvadio je Playboy, otvorio duplericu, nacrtao krug i rekao:

- Ovo unutar kruga je mačkica.



- Kužim, tata. A što je kučka?

- Sve izvan kruga, sine...
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xander
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Serbia
401 Posts

Member since 01/03/2012

Posted - 28/01/2013 : 01:27:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send xander a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=v9vhAzOcHto
Edited by - xander on 28/01/2013 01:28:14
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 28/01/2013 : 10:05:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita učiteljica djecu što im očevi rade. Te jednom otac policajac, drugom službenik, te ovo, te ono... Perica neće reći.

- Što je, Perice, zašto nećeš kazati što je tvoj otac?

- On nije ništa.

- Kako ništa? Hajde, reci što radi tvoj otac?

- Pa, moj otac je striper u gay klubu. On pleše i skida se pred drugim muškarcima za novac. Ponekad, kada je drugi muškarac baš zgodan i kada ponudi novac, moj otac ode poslije posla s njim, pa unajme sobu u jeftinom hotelu. Tada za novac dozvoljava da drugi muškarac ima seks s njim.

U učionici muk! Učiteljici neugodno, skrene temu na nešto drugo, jedva nekako završi sat. Poslije sata pita ona Pericu nasamo je li moguće da je sve to istina, a on reče:

- Ma, ne. Otac mi igra rukomet za Francusku, pa me bilo sram priznat.
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split85
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Croatia
8250 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 28/01/2013 : 12:05:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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xilrion
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Croatia
3022 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 28/01/2013 : 13:25:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
klasik.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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Amos
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Croatia
2896 Posts

Member since 03/01/2011

Posted - 28/01/2013 : 16:38:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Amos a Private Message  Reply with Quote


sori stari oono mojne se titilju ooono
samo šo nisu došli tamo kod tebe ooono kod leradi
posla san i
reka san di si
Uža san gledati Inspektora Rexa, ali odusta san kad su prominili pasa.
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 30/01/2013 : 09:11:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Novohrvatski padeži

Nominativ – Tko? Što?
Genitiv – Koga? Čega?
Dativ – Komu? Čemu?
Akuzativ – Koga? Što?
Vokativ – oj!
Lokativ – O komu? O čemu?
Instrumental – S kim? S čim?
Koruptiv – Kome? Koliko?
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7655 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 30/01/2013 : 10:50:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Prezervativ - Koga? S čim?
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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panzer
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12626 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 30/01/2013 : 12:04:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote






Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 30/01/2013 : 14:33:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Arapin uđe u bar, i taman da naruči piće, kad ugleda tipa kako sjedi u kutu sa židovskom kapom na glavi i loknastim zulufima.
Glasno, da svi u baru čuju, dovikne konobaru:
- Rundu pića svima u baru, osim onom Židovu tamo u kutu!

Kad je piće bilo natočeno i posluženo, Židov se okrene Arapinu, mahne mu i dovikne mu jedno glasno "hvala".

Ovo prilično razljuti Arapina.
On ponovno glasno naruči turu za sve osim za Židova, a ovaj mu se opet, uz veliki osmijeh, glasno zahvali.

Arapin se obrati konobaru:
- Što je onom Židovu? Ne prestaje se smješkati i zahvaljivati. Je li on malo udaren?

- Ne, – odvrati konobar. – On je vlasnik.
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 30/01/2013 : 17:37:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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panzer
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12626 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 31/01/2013 : 10:17:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
* S dečkom sam stupila u intimne odnose prije godinu dana i stalno koristim pilulu. Prije mjesec dana, na fakultetu sam upoznala kolegu s kojim sam takodjer stupila u intimne odnose. Moje je pitanje da li moram uzimati jos jednu pilulu, jednu za dečka, a drugu za kolegu sa faksa?

* Primijetila sam da na reklamama za uloške uvijek bude neka plava tekućina, a meni curi crveno.. Jesam li normalna?

* Imam 15 godina i namjeravam stupiti u intimni odnos sa svojim momkom, ali me uzasno strah da ne ostanem trudna. Mislim, da ostanem trudna to bi bila tragedija jer je momak jako siromasan, a mama mi daje dnevno samo 10 dinara za kavu i kad bi skupljala za abortus trebalo bi mi 5 godina, a trudnoca traje samo 9 mjeseci. Sto da radim?

* Imam 15 god i idem u 1.razred srednje skole. Ostala sam trudna s deckom s kojim se zabavljam par mjeseci. Da li da rodim sad ili kad zavrsim skolu????
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 31/01/2013 10:19:48
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hrvoje23
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Croatia
2172 Posts

Member since 23/09/2005

Posted - 31/01/2013 : 14:09:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send hrvoje23 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood

quote:
Originally posted by paro







Neprocjenjivo...
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8582 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 31/01/2013 : 14:39:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote


There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29618 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 31/01/2013 : 15:00:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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trolodtroje
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Member since 14/09/2010

Posted - 31/01/2013 : 16:52:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 31/01/2013 : 17:56:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
decki, sram vas bilo!

ali priznajem, da je duhovito, je.
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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