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nagor
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nagor
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Posted - 07/09/2013 : 18:46:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 07/09/2013 : 18:46:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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etmgosa
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Posted - 08/09/2013 : 22:32:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send etmgosa a Private Message  Reply with Quote
At a job interview.

"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a shit what you think."
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panzer
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Posted - 09/09/2013 : 11:38:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 09/09/2013 : 11:41:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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mladjo
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/09/2013 : 12:00:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Stari borac
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/09/2013 : 20:33:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sjedi Mujo u kafani i razgovara s Hasom, i kad je već dobrano potegnuo, upita ga:
"Haso, jarane, znaš li ti pet najvećih životnih istina?"
Haso odmahne glavom, pa Mujo nabroji:
"1. Novac ne može kupiti sreću, al' je ugodnije plakati u Golfu pet'ci nego na biciklu.
2. Oprosti svom neprijatelju, al' zapamti šupku ime.
3. Ako pomogneš nekome u nevolji, on će te se sjetit' kada opet bude nevolji.
4. Mnogi ljudi su živi samo zato što je protuzakonito da ih upucaš.
5. Alkohol ne rješava probleme, al' bogami ni mlijeko.
Bonus: Kondom ne garantuje siguran seks. Sjećaš se da ga je Ibro nosio kada ga je upuc'o ženin muž..."
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/09/2013 : 22:33:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 09/09/2013 : 22:34:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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paro
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Croatia
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Posted - 11/09/2013 : 11:48:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote






There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 11/09/2013 : 17:12:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Št radi bosanac kad napuni osamnaest godina? - Ide u Sloveniju tražiti posla...
Šta radi slovenac kad napuni osamnaest godina? - Ide u Bosnu tražiti oca...
Wtf?
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bagi
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Posted - 11/09/2013 : 20:26:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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paro
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Croatia
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Posted - 12/09/2013 : 10:55:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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bagi
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Posted - 12/09/2013 : 23:38:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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bagi
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Posted - 13/09/2013 : 16:52:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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DeeCay
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Croatia
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Posted - 13/09/2013 : 17:00:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor



Što je ova mala radila pred vratima dubeći na glavi? zanimljivo...
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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bagi
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Posted - 13/09/2013 : 22:17:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Zakleo bih se da sam sawitch-a vidio za volanom...
Wtf?
Edited by - bagi on 13/09/2013 22:34:23
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bagi
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Posted - 13/09/2013 : 22:18:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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DeeCay
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Croatia
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Posted - 13/09/2013 : 22:48:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
bagi, tvoja guza?
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 13/09/2013 : 22:50:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DeeCay

bagi, tvoja guza?


Moja je čupavija hehehehe...
Wtf?
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Mali_Mate
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Croatia
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Posted - 14/09/2013 : 07:22:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Mali_Mate's Homepage  Send Mali_Mate a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://apsurdistan.in/
http://matanovogumno.blogspot.com
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Risar_69
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Posted - 14/09/2013 : 10:59:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita Dudek:
Gospon premjer, a gdo je zmislil ove gospodarske mere, naučenjaki ili političari?

Odgovara Premjer:
Mi političari.

Dudek:
To sam si ja nekak i mislil. Da su to delali naučenjaki, bi prvo sprobali na majmunima.



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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 15/09/2013 : 11:54:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://forum.stripovi.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=44420
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nagor
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Posted - 15/09/2013 : 11:57:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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