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Zlotvor
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Posted - 29/09/2013 : 11:03:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 29/09/2013 : 11:04:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 29/09/2013 : 15:35:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zlotvor






1,4,8.
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 29/09/2013 : 15:38:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood



1,4,8.
A i #2 je sasvin neloša ideja
Trljam ruke.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 29/09/2013 : 16:24:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
eh, nista od toga


http://turntabling.net/album/wtf/wtf-album-covers-man-vs-mullet/
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
Edited by - Poli on 29/09/2013 16:25:14
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Risar_69
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Posted - 29/09/2013 : 17:39:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo se napio i legao na parking, kad dodje policajac i kaže mu:" Pa šta ti tu radiš?, "Pa vidiš da sam se parkirao!"
"Pa, nisi ti auto."
A Mujo mu odvrati:" Pa šta me boli, nisi ni ti pauk."
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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tinton
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Posted - 29/09/2013 : 17:46:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Mujo se napio i legao na parking, kad dodje policajac i kaže mu:" Pa šta ti tu radiš?, "Pa vidiš da sam se parkirao!"
"Pa, nisi ti auto."
A Mujo mu odvrati:" Pa šta me boli, nisi ni ti pauk."

stvarni događaj

legendarni Pajdo
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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Risar_69
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Posted - 29/09/2013 : 17:51:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Chuck Norris rodjen je 6.maja.1945, a njemci su se predali 7.maja.1945. Slučajnost?
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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lwood
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Posted - 29/09/2013 : 20:55:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zlotvor

quote:
Originally posted by lwood



1,4,8.
A i #2 je sasvin neloša ideja


sa potencijalno smrtnim ishodom
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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panzer
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Posted - 01/10/2013 : 09:38:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few days."
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Poli
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Posted - 01/10/2013 : 18:23:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nagor
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Posted - 02/10/2013 : 14:08:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 02/10/2013 : 14:11:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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maddox031
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/10/2013 : 10:08:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit maddox031's Homepage  Send maddox031 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kaže otac sinu koji se sprema za odmor na Tajlandu:

-Čuvaj se tamo sine.Ima svakakvih djevojaka,prostitutki, bolesnih....zarazit ćeš se.

Onda ćeš zaraziti komšinicu, komšinica će zaraziti mene, ja mamu....a ti znaš mamu!...Pomreće nam pola komšiluka!...
There can be only one, me!
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nagor
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Posted - 04/10/2013 : 12:11:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
jedna autobiografska... :(
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Risar_69
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Posted - 07/10/2013 : 20:46:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kaže Mujo Fati: 'Ajmo si priuštiti jedan lijepi vikend.'
Fata: 'Može, super ti je ideja.'
Mujo: 'Ništa onda, vidimo se u ponedjeljak


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Glavni mafijaš iz talijanske mafije otkrije da ga potkrada knjigovođa Guido i da mu je ukrao $10,000,000.

Knjigovođa je gluhonijem, a to je i bio razlog da je dobio posao.

Pretpostavili su da Guido tako neće moći svjedočiti na sudu.

Ode mafijaš do Guida zbog svojih $10 milliona i vodi advokata da mu prevodi na znakovni jezik.


Mafijaš:- Pitaj ga gdje je lova!

Advokat, koristeći znakovni jezik:- Gdje je lova?

Guido:-Nemam pojma o čemu govoriš.

Advokat mafijašu: -Veli da nema pojma o čemu ti.

Mafijaš vadi pištolj, uperi Guidu u glavu i vikne: -Pitaj ga ponovo ili ću ga ubiti!

Advokat Guidu: -Ubit će te ako mu ne kažeš.

Guido na znakovnom jeziku: -OK! Pobjedio si! Lova je u smeđoj aktovci, zakopana iza kuće mog ujaka Brune.

Mafijaš advokatu:-Što je rekao?

Advokat: -Veli da nemaš muda ubiti ga!"

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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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nagor
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Posted - 07/10/2013 : 21:32:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Opti
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Posted - 08/10/2013 : 12:31:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote






Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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panzer
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Posted - 08/10/2013 : 15:24:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 08/10/2013 : 15:26:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Moderni nogomet:
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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xilrion
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/10/2013 : 18:14:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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Poli
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Posted - 09/10/2013 : 20:01:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

mmmm, mozda da je par sati kasnije postavljeno? :D
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nagor
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Posted - 09/10/2013 : 20:49:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion




Dobar!
Mene je pogodio.
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panzer
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Posted - 10/10/2013 : 09:44:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://mentalfloss.com/article/53071/meet-beer-fridge-opens-only-canadians
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 10/10/2013 : 09:45:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ACAB malo drugačije:
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 10/10/2013 09:45:20
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