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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/10/2013 : 14:34:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/10/2013 : 14:36:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Archy
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
1448 Posts

Member since 27/11/2008

Posted - 16/10/2013 : 20:03:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Archy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hahaha, evo jedne aktualne! Vezano uz Štimca, HNS, nogomet etc :)))

http://www.hrsport.net/SportnetKlub/Tema.aspx?pID=3708537#poruka3708537
No sikiriki
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 17/10/2013 : 13:43:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
biseri sa fb
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 17/10/2013 : 18:10:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Žena i ja smo iz kreveta gledali na TV-u Tko želi biti milijunaš. Okrenuo sam se prema njoj i upitao:

- Hoćeš se seksati?
- Ne! - odgovorila je.

Upitao sam:
- Je li to tvoj konačni odgovor?

Nije me ni pogledala kad mi je rekla:

- Da, to je moj konačni odgovor!

Tada sam rekao:

- Dobro, onda bih iskoristio joker 'ZOVI'.

I tad je počela frka...
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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nemanja93
Senior Member



Serbia
2439 Posts

Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 17/10/2013 : 23:40:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Just_Charlie
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8578 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 18/10/2013 : 00:10:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Što se mi u Hrvatskoj ne bismo isto podijelili u bande, baš ko ovi Latinoamerikanci? Ima nas, možemo...

Evo npr:
- PENZIONEROSI - vrlo opaka banda koja broji preko 500.000 pripadnika. Kreću se isključivo danju. Od tetovaža na tijelu, preko cijelih leđa imaju tetovažu kontejnera za otpad, dok im na desnoj podlaktici dominira tetovaža računa za struju, vodu i grijanje. Ni droga im nije strana mada oni uporno tvrde da su to lijekovi. Lažu! Opasni, ko sam vrag...

- BIROSI- izrazito opasna banda koja ljeti broji oko 317.000 članova, no kad sezona završi, broj se penje na 375.000. Kreću se i danju i noću. Na prsima im dominira ogromna tetovaža radne knjižice kraj koje je pečat HZZ-a. Od borilačkih vještina, gotovo svaki član bande barata poznatom vještinom 'rad-na-crnjaka'. Opasni su ko ranjeni vepar...

- NO PLAĆOSI - ova banda je ekstremno opasna. Brojčano su manji, ima ih oko 80.000, a glavne kriminalne djelatnosti su im te da rade, a ne primaju plaću. Na leđima dominira tetovaža lika gazde za kojeg rade, a na podlaktici su dali istetovirati gazdin omiljeni uzvik: "Sutra bi trebala biti!"

- STUDENTOSI - ova banda nije toliko opasna, no po završetku fakulteta oni prelaze ili u NO PLAĆOSE ili ove BIROSE. Jedno je sigurno...nece u PENZIONEROSE.
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Just_Charlie
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8578 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 18/10/2013 : 00:30:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
e, od ovog bi se dalo vristeci otrcati kud te noge nose.

~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 18/10/2013 : 10:20:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.radiosarajevo.ba/novost/128286/32-neoboriva-dokaza-da-zivimo-u-stripu-Alan-Ford
Wtf?
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 18/10/2013 : 16:54:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 18/10/2013 : 16:58:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 18/10/2013 : 21:56:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 18/10/2013 : 22:32:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Lepa žena kaže ljubavniku:
Postoje 2 mesta gde bih volela da me ljubiš!
A koja su to mesta? - upita ljubavnik uzbuđeno.
Akapulko i Kanarska ostrva!


Šta šapću Engleskinje tokom seksa?
Oh yes, oh yes...
Amerikanke
Yes baby, yes baby...
A Bosanke:
Nemoj nikome reći, matere ti...


Doktor se nakon pregleda obraća jednom pacijentu:
Vama je potreban savršen mir. Prepisaću vam ove tablete za živce.
Tri puta dnevno ih dajte svojoj ženi.


Vi mi veoma ličite na mog trećeg muža.
Stvarno? A koliko puta ste se vi udavali?
Dva puta.


Zaprepašćeni otac pita 13-godišnju ćerku:
Zašto je mama pala u nesvest?!
Sama je kriva, zašto čita moj dnevnik...


Kakva je razlika između psa čuvara i njegovog gazde?
Nikakva. Ni jedan ni drugi ne diraju domaćicu, a komšinicu bi rastrgli!


Hit dana! Reportaza u jutarnjem program - voditeljka na pijaci pita neku baku koja prodaje svoje proizvode: Dobro, recite mi zasto su vam proizvodi tako skupi?
A baka, odgovara: Nisu mi dete, proizvodi skupi, vec si se ti lose udala!


Uđe pijanac u autobus i počne vikati:
- Ovi otpozadi su svi pederi, ovi sa strane su svi rogonje,
ovi napred su svi seronje!
Vozač autobusa pobesni i naglo zakoči:
- Ponovi šta si rekao pijanduro!!! Ko je peder, ko je seronja...?!?
- Pa sad više ne znam, kaže pijanac. Tako si glupo zakočio da su se svi
pomešali.



Rasturili smo Austrougarsku , pa jednu Jugu, pa drugu Jugu, pa sami sebe...
Ma dajte nam tu EU da se malo poigramo....


--
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 18/10/2013 22:46:26
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29623 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 18/10/2013 : 23:21:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69


Rasturili smo Austrougarsku , pa jednu Jugu, pa drugu Jugu, pa sami sebe...
Ma dajte nam tu EU da se malo poigramo....


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split85
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Croatia
8275 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 19/10/2013 : 08:58:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by supermark

quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69


Rasturili smo Austrougarsku , pa jednu Jugu, pa drugu Jugu, pa sami sebe...
Ma dajte nam tu EU da se malo poigramo....




+1
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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split85
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Croatia
8275 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 19/10/2013 : 08:59:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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Just_Charlie
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8578 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 20/10/2013 : 21:25:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 21/10/2013 : 21:34:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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Stari borac
Average Member

Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 22/10/2013 : 10:01:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pijanec se opoteče v cerkev in sede v spovednici na klop. Župnik čaka, da bo kaj rekel, a nič se ne zgodi. Zato nekajkrat diskretno zakašlja, vendar z druge strani ni nobenega odziva. Nazadnje potrka na predelno steno. "Ne trkajte," pravi končno pijanec. "Tudi na tej strani ni papirja!"
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panzer
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12642 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 22/10/2013 : 10:08:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Državni organi odobrili su forumašu mladju, inače zaljubljeniku u znanstvenu fantastiku i dobrom prijatelju Iva J., da mu od sada na registarskoj tablici umjesto ZG piše ZF.

Al' se neki imaju lijepo na ovome svijetu ....
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 22/10/2013 : 21:53:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29623 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 22/10/2013 : 22:24:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Colombia
47341 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 23/10/2013 : 11:06:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 23/10/2013 : 11:52:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
jbg, ako je fake, onda nije duhovito.

:)
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 23/10/2013 : 11:54:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Pa, kad je rekljam za Shark Week, onda...



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