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PijaniPatak
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Germany
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Posted - 29/10/2013 : 16:09:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by -jeremija-

quote:
Originally posted by lwood

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Originally posted by PijaniPatak

U Beogradu je održan prijemni ispit za starlete. Ispitna pitanja nisu bila teška! Svaka koja je pala-položila je!

Saobraćajna logika: Ako žena da žmigavac za lijevo, to uopšte ne znači da će skrenuti desno, možda produži pravo!

Otišla baba do kioska, da kupi dopunu i kaže: ''Molim Vas, jednu dopunu za moju unuku!''
Prodavačica: ''Od?''
Kaže baba: ''Od babe Mare, za unuku Saru!''

Nije strašno gledati horore, strašno je kada kihneš u praznoj kući i čuješ "Nazdravlje!"

SPISAK BESMISLENIH STVARI KOJE LJUDI RADE:

1. Otvore frižider, pogledaju i zatvore.
2. Pogledaju vrijeme na mobilnom telefonu i odmah ga zaborave.
3. Kada se oglašava mikrotalasna po drugi put, govore: "Evo me, čujem!"
4. Obuku se, spreme se da izađu iz stana, onda se vrate računaru i pogledaju šta ima (sve u jakni, kapi i cipelama) i tek onda idu.
5. Odu u prodavnicu recimo po šećer, na kraju se vrate sa gomilom gluposti, ali bez šećera.
6. Pritišću dugme za lift više puta (kao da će on zbog toga brže doći).
7. Namotavaju konac od kesice sa čajem na dršku šolje dok piju čaj, a poslije ga dugo odmotavaju.
8. Stavljaju ključeve u džep u namjeri da ih ne zaborave, a poslije ih dugo traže po torbi.
9. Jače pritišću dugmiće na daljinskom od televizora kada su baterije dotrajale.
10. Podešavaju alarme na dva telefona da ustanu ranije ujutru , na kraju opet ustaju na 15 minuta do izlaska iz kuće.
11. Ulaze na Facebook svakih 9 minuta.
12. Obilaze pukotine na asfaltu.
13. Legnu da spavaju u 22.00h, a zaspe u 1 sat poslije ponoći.

Kako me bude sramota, kad odem u restoran da večeram, pa ne znam sa koje strane tanjira, stoji mobilni telefon!





šta je besmisleno u npr. obilazit pukotine na asfaltu?



Verovatno se loše izrazio. Biće da je mislio na pukotine na trotoaru, a ne na rupe na asfaltu



Ovo gore je samo deo debilkluka kojim me bombarduju na fb...toliko je glupo da je smesno a toliko me je isfrustriralo da sam morao negde da stavim

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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 29/10/2013 : 18:14:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Patak,ne pravdaj se,priznaj da si se cijepao od smijeha na ovu nebulozu...

Wtf?
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

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Posted - 29/10/2013 : 18:16:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote





Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 29/10/2013 : 18:37:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad če tehnologija prestići ljudski mozak, tad če doči generacija idiota.
A. Einstein



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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 29/10/2013 18:38:00
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panzer
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Posted - 30/10/2013 : 11:18:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 30/10/2013 : 12:10:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by Risar_69

Kad če tehnologija prestići ljudski mozak, tad če doči generacija idiota.
A. Einstein
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Mislim da vec zivimo u tom dobu.

http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 30/10/2013 : 12:11:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
doduše nisu ni prije briljirali pameču

depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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xilrion
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Croatia
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Posted - 30/10/2013 : 14:39:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote

https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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Opti
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Vatican City
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Posted - 30/10/2013 : 15:19:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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Opti
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Vatican City
4533 Posts

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Posted - 30/10/2013 : 19:24:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 30/10/2013 : 20:57:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Da nastavimo u tom tonu... : )

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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 31/10/2013 : 16:08:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 01/11/2013 : 00:21:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 01/11/2013 : 00:28:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote

depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Windwalker
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Croatia
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Posted - 01/11/2013 : 00:46:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Windwalker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I zašto je to smiješno?
To bi se i trebalo uvesti.
Jer, Halloween >>> Božić, Uskrs, Nova godina i slično.
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Opti
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Vatican City
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Posted - 02/11/2013 : 10:59:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 02/11/2013 : 11:01:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote

depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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mpavin
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Niue
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Posted - 02/11/2013 : 11:25:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mpavin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by Windwalker

I zašto je to smiješno?
To bi se i trebalo uvesti.
Jer, Halloween >>> Božić, Uskrs, Nova godina i slično.


Dobro je, bar nisi promašio topic.
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 02/11/2013 : 11:57:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 02/11/2013 : 12:12:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 02/11/2013 : 12:14:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 02/11/2013 : 12:19:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by nagor






depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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nagor
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Posted - 02/11/2013 : 17:40:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 02/11/2013 : 20:35:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

wtf??


Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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paro
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Croatia
8585 Posts

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Posted - 03/11/2013 : 10:15:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by Poli


wtf??





Beba s nacrtanim qrcem na faci..
Zar ti nije smiješno

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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