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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
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Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 05/11/2013 : 21:33:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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Caleb
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Greece
16472 Posts

Member since 01/07/2008

Posted - 05/11/2013 : 21:46:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Caleb's Homepage  Send Caleb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by manhunter

Od dosta gluposti koje sam video ovde, ovo je možda i najveća.
Neka onaj kome je ovo smešno nacrta ovako nešto svojoj mami,sestri, bilo kom ženskom članu porodice, pa nek postavi ovde. Čisto da se svi smejemo i raskrstimo sa nedodirljivošću tih osoba.
Preveo: Goran Krickovic, Tekst interpretirali: Ljubiša Bacic, Nada Blam, Miroslav Bijelic, Vlastimir Ðuza Stoiljkovic i Nikola Simic, Magnetoskop: Miroslav Nikolov, Ton majstor: Rihard Merc, Realizacija: Slavko Tatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkE5VYffiR0
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 05/11/2013 : 21:50:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Caleb

quote:
Originally posted by manhunter

Od dosta gluposti koje sam video ovde, ovo je možda i najveća.
Neka onaj kome je ovo smešno nacrta ovako nešto svojoj mami,sestri, bilo kom ženskom članu porodice, pa nek postavi ovde. Čisto da se svi smejemo i raskrstimo sa nedodirljivošću tih osoba.



Why does she have to be a female?

Znači, u redu je ako nacrtamo nekom muškom istu stvar?

Seksistički do bola!
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

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Posted - 05/11/2013 : 22:29:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nagore, ajd' se smiri i ne svađaj se sa svima.
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/11/2013 : 22:40:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mladjo

Nagore, ajd' se smiri i ne svađaj se sa svima.


neeee.... zaključao si mi topic baš u trenutku kad sam kikiju htio objasniti da ne želim da mi zatvore topic...

Dobro mladjo, bit ću dobar, iako nisam bio nimalo zločest.
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 05/11/2013 : 23:05:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

quote:
Originally posted by mladjo

Nagore, ajd' se smiri ..


neeee.... zaključao si mi ..

Dobro mladjo, bit ću dobar, iako nisam bio nimalo zločest.



uuu..vas dvojica ..
ovo mi zvuci tako kinky nagora vidim u latexu, a ..

-Charlie.
-Molim
-Horor topic ti je malo nize ..
-O.K.

~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 05/11/2013 : 23:19:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Amos
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/11/2013 : 23:40:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Amos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ova nagorova blamaža me podsjeća na jedan drugi blam: http://forum.stripovi.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=43592&whichpage=4#top
Od tada sam počeo koristiti opciju ignore.
Uža san gledati Inspektora Rexa, ali odusta san kad su prominili pasa.
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

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Posted - 05/11/2013 : 23:43:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Poziv Nagoru da stane sa prepirkom podrazumijeva da i drugi također stanu i ne potenciraju ponovnu svađu, zar ne?
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Amos
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Croatia
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Posted - 06/11/2013 : 00:04:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Amos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Je, da bi reč rekel :)
Uža san gledati Inspektora Rexa, ali odusta san kad su prominili pasa.
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

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Posted - 06/11/2013 : 01:13:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Just_Charlie

quote:
Originally posted by nagor

quote:
Originally posted by mladjo

Nagore, ajd' se smiri ..


neeee.... zaključao si mi ..

Dobro mladjo, bit ću dobar, iako nisam bio nimalo zločest.



uuu..vas dvojica ..
ovo mi zvuci tako kinky nagora vidim u latexu, a ..

-Charlie.
-Molim
-Horor topic ti je malo nize ..
-O.K.




Stvarno Čarli, takvim stvarima se šaliti... neki put stvarno pretjeraš...
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Just_Charlie
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8578 Posts

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Posted - 06/11/2013 : 01:21:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovdje bi se prije reklo da sam zauzdala svoje konje ..
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 06/11/2013 : 01:37:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Just_Charlie

Ovdje bi se prije reklo da sam zauzdala svoje konje ..


Znam taj osjećaj.
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lwood
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Colombia
47334 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 02:10:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Just_Charlie




sad but true
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

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Posted - 06/11/2013 : 09:04:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Jebem ti, tak je zima, da mi i bankomat pokazuje minus.



Parni stroj
Svaki drugi stroj.
Ostali su neparni.



Samoubojica
Što ih je više, to ih je manje.



Znanstveno-istraživački rad
Traženje knjiga po kući par dana pred ispit.



Depresija
Kada se više ne radujete ni tuđoj nesreći.



Harač
Rtv pretplata koju plaćamo da gledamo Turke.



Čovjek se uči dok je živ
Izreka koju su mnogi studenti pogrešno shvatili.



Raspad Jugoslavije
Događaj koji je omogućio mnogim pjevačima, glumcima i inim umjetnicima da napokon postanu internacionalne zvijezde s međunarodnom karijerom.



* 5 pravila u životu za koje znamo da su istinita, ali ih prešućujemo:

1. Novac ne može kupiti sreću, ali je ugodnije plakati u Ferrariju nego na biciklu.
2. Oprosti neprijatelju, ali zapamti smradovo ime.
3. Pomozi nekome kada je u nevolji i on će se sjetiti tebe kad bude opet u nevolji.
4. Mnogi ljudi su živi samo zato što je protuzakonito pucati u njih.
5. Alkohol ne rješava probleme, ali opet, s druge strane, ne rješava ih ni mlijeko.



KANDIDAT ZA VIC GODINE

Kad joj se rodilo unuče svekrva priđe snahi Fati i kaže:
"Ne želim bit nepristojna, ali on uopšte ne liči na mog sina Hasu..."
Fata na to podigne suknju i kaže:
"Ja isto ne želim bit nepristojna, ali ovo je picka, a ne kopirka"
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
Edited by - Poli on 06/11/2013 09:05:34
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panzer
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12641 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 10:31:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
13988 Posts

Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 11:48:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Palindromi:

Radi zab'o Boba zidar.
Ej, ala voli mama kurac! Jajca rukama milovala je.
E, limara kara Mile.
A gle, Hasi sisa Helga.
Na tlu sive šume Emu ševi sultan.
A na tlu sive štale dželat ševi sultana.
U autobusu: - A da, kamo sine? - Pastiru u rit sa penisom. - A kada? - U subotu. - Au!
Međimurkami treba, sine, penis, a Berti mak, rum i đem.
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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lwood
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Colombia
47334 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 15:15:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Opti
stripovi.com suradnik



Vatican City
4533 Posts

Member since 06/07/2009

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 15:42:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 07/11/2013 : 21:57:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29623 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 07/11/2013 : 22:52:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

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Posted - 08/11/2013 : 01:37:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Idu Mujo i Haso kod gatare i gatara kaže:
- Vi ćete hodati
Mujo i Haso:
- pa mi već hodamo, kakva si ti gatara.
izađu oni napolje.
- Au, nema nam mercedesa!
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/11/2013 : 01:38:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Jasko
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Nicaragua
6226 Posts

Member since 29/02/2012

Posted - 08/11/2013 : 01:44:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Jasko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ajde još neki, krenulo te.
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 08/11/2013 : 01:46:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita Mujo Sulju:
- Kako Fata skija?
-Ko grom, svaki put pogodi drugo stablo!
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