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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
29623 Posts
Member since 06/02/2007 |
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trolodtroje
Advanced Member
3275 Posts
Member since 14/09/2010 |
Posted - 23/12/2013 : 18:55:49
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posvojila 2 geja muđko dijete.
jedno večer jedan od njih se tušira i klinac uleti u kupatilo i kaže:
"jo tata, kako ti imaš veliku kitu"
gej odgovara: "nije to ništa.. a da vidiš maminu...?" |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47324 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 24/12/2013 : 00:07:06
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Gusta kiša, jadni Mujo ne vidi ni prst pred okom, kad odjednom ugleda svetla auta. Stane auto, a Mujo bez pitanja uskoči u njega, a u autu nema nikoga. Polako auto opet krene, Mujo se čudi, kad ispred njih pojavi se krivina i počne onda da se moli od panike. Nije mogao ni da mrdne od straha, kad odjednom pojavi se ruka za volanom i počne da okreće. I tako par krivina. Mujo više nije mogao da izdrži nego iskoči iz auta i otrča do prvog grada i pravo u kafanu. Naruči Mujo rakiju i počne ljudima pričati priču. Vide ljudi da je Mujo sav uplakan, nije ni pijan, znači mora biti živa istina. Kad nakon pola sata u istu kafanu uđu Huso i Haso i vide Muju: • Bolan Haso, eno ga onaj što nam je uskočio u auto dok smo ga mi gurali! |
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47324 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12640 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38181 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nemanja93
Senior Member
Serbia
2439 Posts
Member since 06/03/2010 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38181 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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xilrion
Advanced Member
Croatia
3025 Posts
Member since 16/12/2010 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38181 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Windwalker
Advanced Member
Croatia
4530 Posts
Member since 08/03/2008 |
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masni
Senior Member
Serbia
2240 Posts
Member since 03/07/2008 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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split85
Advanced Member
Croatia
8272 Posts
Member since 25/01/2010 |
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tinton
stripovi.com suradnik
United Kingdom
19775 Posts
Member since 23/10/2011 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12640 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12640 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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KRAS
Advanced Member
Slovenia
7774 Posts
Member since 18/05/2003 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 28/12/2013 : 18:49:29
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Crnogorka stopira blizu Podgorice, izbacila palac. Auto nailazi, spušta se prozor, i momak iz kola kaže: "E fala ti što mi LAJKova Audi"
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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