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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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Croatia
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/01/2014 : 17:11:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Moja baka me je poducavala o svojim prakticnim iskustvima:

" Za bolju probavu pijem pivo, kod pomanjkana apetita bijelo vino, kod niskog tlaka crno vino, kod visokog tlaka konjak i kada sam prehladjena uzmem sljivovicu".

" I kada pijes vodu?"

" Tako tesku bolest nisam nikada imala!"
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/01/2014 : 17:12:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by panzer

Barroso ima govor o Europi dviju brzina pred predstavnicima članica EU, kad ga hrvatski predstavnik prekine sa digom ruke i kaže:"Oprostite, ali mi, Slovenci, Portugalci i Grci nismo ni u prvoj ni u drugoj brzini."
"Zbilja? A u kojoj brzini ste onda?"
Predstavnici prije spomenutih država ustanu i svi skupa odjednom kažu:"U rikvercu."
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Opti
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Vatican City
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Posted - 18/01/2014 : 18:00:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

quote:
Originally posted by bagi

quote:
Originally posted by nagor

Uopće nije u tome fora da se kurčim... lijepim slike jer iskreno mislim da su bolje fore nego vicevi o muji i hasi... a kladim se da više od 80 posto foruma zna engleski... ;)


Ništa nije bolje od viceva o Tweedledum-u i Tweedledee-ju...


Fora je što smo sve te viceve već čuli. I meni su bili super prije, ali ove slikice su mi puno jače. Punchline u sekundi i deset puta jači od prežvakanih "tekstualnih" viceva. Jebiga... internet je promijenio igru...


Meni je obratno. Punchline u tekstualnim vicevima mi je u prosjeku 10 puta bolji od ovih u slikovnim. Osim ako je neka dobra slika, ali i to se rijetko nađe.
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 19/01/2014 : 01:04:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ding - dong ..

- Tko je?
-Raznosač pizza.
-Uđi i raznesi moju.
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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split85
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Croatia
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Posted - 19/01/2014 : 12:00:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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nagor
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Posted - 19/01/2014 : 22:03:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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bagi
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Posted - 19/01/2014 : 23:48:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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drablj
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Serbia
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Posted - 19/01/2014 : 23:50:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drablj a Private Message  Reply with Quote
^^jao, jao, sad ces morati i da objasnjavas sta je poland ball :) .
Edited by - drablj on 19/01/2014 23:51:17
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 20/01/2014 : 01:15:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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nagor
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nagor
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lwood
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Poli
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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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mr murdoc
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Posted - 23/01/2014 : 19:22:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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nagor
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nagor
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Poli
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"At first I though he was in the middle of a jump."

Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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mladjo
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Posted - 23/01/2014 : 22:05:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mr murdoc
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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DeeCay
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Posted - 24/01/2014 : 07:29:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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panzer
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Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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