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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 14/02/2014 : 20:14:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Genijalan fb status:

I'm in a downtown shopping mall elevator today in Melbourne, and a guy riding with me says, "Hello!"

(Yeah, yeah... just stare at the buttons like everyone else, asshole)
Edited by - nagor on 14/02/2014 20:14:31
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 14/02/2014 : 20:47:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 14/02/2014 : 20:49:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Opti
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Vatican City
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Posted - 15/02/2014 : 13:50:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 16/02/2014 : 11:32:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

Genijalan fb status:

I'm in a downtown shopping mall elevator today in Melbourne, and a guy riding with me says, "Hello!"

(Yeah, yeah... just stare at the buttons like everyone else, asshole)






Ovaj mi je poznat, mozda malo previse
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 16/02/2014 : 11:53:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo sam neki dan sliko u vozu u Singaporu. Zabavno, pogotovo za zemlju sa onako ostrim zakonima.



http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Posted - 17/02/2014 : 15:18:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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bagi
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Posted - 17/02/2014 : 15:54:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 17/02/2014 : 22:45:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by acestroke

quote:
Originally posted by nagor

Genijalan fb status:

I'm in a downtown shopping mall elevator today in Melbourne, and a guy riding with me says, "Hello!"

(Yeah, yeah... just stare at the buttons like everyone else, asshole)






Ovaj mi je poznat, mozda malo previse


Pravi iskreni observational humor.
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nagor
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Posted - 17/02/2014 : 23:06:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 17/02/2014 : 23:07:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
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nagor
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nagor
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Posted - 18/02/2014 : 14:13:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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xilrion
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Croatia
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Posted - 18/02/2014 : 15:35:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor




pa zar postoji neki drugi način da se kupi ruža?
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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sretan
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Posted - 18/02/2014 : 16:45:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sretan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion
pa zar postoji neki drugi način da se kupi ruža?

Ovi iz cvječarnice mi se uvijek žale kak slabo ide prodaja, a evo im ideje da povečaju prodaju
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 18/02/2014 : 21:25:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 18/02/2014 : 21:36:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/02/2014 : 22:50:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Predsednica vlade vpraša ministre: "A bencin imamo?"
"Imamo!" je odgovor enoglasen.
"A hrano imamo?"
"Imamo!" je odgovor enak prejšnjemu.
"A denar imamo?"
"Imamo!" pritrdijo ministri.
Mandatarka se začudi: "Ja, zakaj se pa potem državljani nekaj pizdijo?"
"Zato ker oni vsega tega nimajo!"

--

Pacient se pritožuje uglednemu psihiatru:
• Doktor, moje življenje nima več smisla. Žena me je zapustila, tašča in
tast mi več ne hodita na obiske ....
Psihiater ga prekine:
• A ti to mene zajebavaš ... kako ti je pa to uspelo?

--


Punca se sreča s prijateljico in se zjoče:
"Veš kaj se mi je zgodilo, včeraj sem brskala po njegovem mobitelu in sem
našla ime 'brezplačni seks', pa sem poklicala, da vidim."
Prijateljica: "In kaj je bilo?"
"Zazvonil je moj telefon."


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Dolazi Mujo u trgovinu pa kaže:
- Molim jedan kurton.
A prodavačica će :
- Kako ste tako nekulturni gospodine, ima i ljepših načina da se to traži!
Na to će Mujo:
- U pravu ste!
Skine potom gače, stavi ga na pult i kaže:
- Molim radno odijelo za gospodina!


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Zagorec se odlučil krstit s 59 godina.
Pita ga svećenik tijekom obreda: Odričeš li se Sotone?
Zagorec: Nisam došel na razvod neg na krštenje!


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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Windwalker
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Croatia
4530 Posts

Member since 08/03/2008

Posted - 19/02/2014 : 01:43:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Windwalker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Zagorec se odlučil krstit s 59 godina.
Pita ga svećenik tijekom obreda: Odričeš li se Sotone?
Zagorec: Nisam došel na razvod neg na krštenje!


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Kak može biti oženjen prije krštenja?
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 19/02/2014 : 01:49:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Windwalker

quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Zagorec se odlučil krstit s 59 godina.
Pita ga svećenik tijekom obreda: Odričeš li se Sotone?
Zagorec: Nisam došel na razvod neg na krštenje!


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Kak može biti oženjen prije krštenja?
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

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Posted - 19/02/2014 : 11:34:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Windwalker
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Croatia
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Posted - 19/02/2014 : 13:55:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Windwalker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zanemari, pišem gluposti.
Edited by - Windwalker on 19/02/2014 13:55:53
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

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Posted - 19/02/2014 : 15:16:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Windwalker

Zanemari, pišem gluposti.


pa nije mora bit kršten to san mislija reč. a oženit se moga i u matičara.
eto
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Opti
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Vatican City
4533 Posts

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Posted - 19/02/2014 : 20:30:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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