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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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xilrion
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https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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Opti
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Vatican City
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Posted - 25/02/2014 : 19:05:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
NAPOKON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Posted - 25/02/2014 : 19:30:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Stari borac
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Croatia
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Posted - 25/02/2014 : 19:48:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vrijedi i za stripove!
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Posted - 25/02/2014 : 21:51:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
zemljo otvori se
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Risar_69
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Zašto je ipak bolje biti muškarac?

- Završiš svaki telefonski razgovor za 30 sekundi
- Za godišnji odmor dovoljno ti je 7 dana i jedan kofer
- Možeš sam otvoriti sve vrste konzervi i tegli sa džemom
- Prijatelji te ne sažalijevaju kada se udebljaš
- Kada mijenjaš programe na TV-u, ne zadržiš se tamo gdje vidiš suze
- Stražnjica ti ne igra nikakvu ulogu na intervjuu za posao
- Tvoji orgazmi su pravi
- Kada odslužiš vojsku, više ne moraš nikad ribati WC
- Previše seksa neće ti uništiti reputaciju (naprotiv)
- Za svega 5 eura dobiješ pakiranje od tri para gaća
- Možeš se istuširati i obući za 10 minuta
- Ni jedan suradnik na poslu neće ti natjerati suze u oči
- Ne moraš se brijati ispod razine vrata
- Ne moraš svaku noć spavati uz nečija dlakava leđa
- Možeš ispišati svoje ime u snijegu
- Možeš jesti bananu i sladoled na javnom mjestu, a da te nitko ne gleda
pohotno
- Nitko neće prekinuti sa pričanjem sočnog vica zato što si ti ušao u sobu
- Automehaničari ti uglavnom pričaju istinu
- Ne dobiješ slom živaca ako netko ne primijeti tvoju novu frizuru ili
cipele
- Konstantno si u istom raspoloženju
- Možeš se diviti Clintu Eastwoodu, a opet nećeš odmah poslije filma početi
sa dijetom
- Znaš najmanje 20 načina da otvoriš pivsku bocu
- Sijeda kosa i bore samo podcrtavaju tvoj karakter
- Briga te što ti ljudi govore iza leđa
- Tri para cipela su ti i više nego dovoljna
- Ljudi ti ne bulje u grudi dok razgovaraš s njima
- Ako netko dođe na party u košulji ili sakou koji je isti kao i tvoj, to
jedva i primijetiš
- I za kraj, jedno pitanje - što je to celulit?

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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/02/2014 : 11:17:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bosancicigor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bosna pokazala Americi kako se prosvjeduje...:))

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trolodtroje
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Posted - 27/02/2014 : 11:47:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Neznanec na cesti pred hišo ogovori dečka:

"Fantič, čigav pa si?"
"Midva z očkom ne veva, mama pa noče povedati!"
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paro
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/02/2014 : 12:41:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/02/2014 : 14:21:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Eh, kad bi barem bio Zagor umjesto ove torte...

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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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panzer
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Posted - 28/02/2014 : 09:20:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A man received a message from his neighbour:
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife... day and night... when you are not present at home.... In fact - more than you;
I confess because now I feel very much guilty... Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".
... And the man shot his wife.......
A few minutes later he received another message :
"Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wi fi. Not wife".
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 28/02/2014 : 12:20:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
.


Evo primera kako je važno dobro popuniti vašu poresku prijavu:

Na pitanje: Koliko osoba izdržavate? jedan građanin je odgovorio:

1. 2,1 milion ilegalnih imigranata
2. 4,4 miliona nezaposlenih
3. 900.000 kriminalaca raspoređenih u 85 zatvora
4. 650 kretena u Parlamentu i
5. celu Evropsku komisiju


Osoblje administracije mu je vratilo prijavu izjavljujući da je njegov odgovor neprihvatljiv.

Osoba ih onda upitala: Zašto, zar sam nekog zaboravio?


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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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Posted - 28/02/2014 : 18:13:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote


http://www.stripes.com/news/special-ops-chief-mcraven-expects-iron-man-suit-by-2018-1.266995
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nagor
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nagor
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