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Cromwell
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Croatia
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Posted - 28/02/2014 : 18:44:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Cromwell a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bok, kako si.
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 28/02/2014 : 20:47:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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panzer
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12639 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 01/03/2014 : 08:44:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 01/03/2014 : 14:13:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Gradacija u današnje doba :

1. bogat
2. bogatiji
3. najbogatiji
4. ne zna šta će s novcem
5. još ga nisu uhvatili
6. sad ga mogu uhvatiti za k . . . .

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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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paro
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Croatia
8585 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 02/03/2014 : 10:54:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Tip smislja novi password:

- Sarma

- Žao nam je, password mora sadržavati više od 8 znakova

- Kuhana sarma

- Žao nam je, password mora sadržavati barem jednu brojku

- 1 kuhana sarma

- Žao nam je, password ne smije sadržavati razmake

- 50jebenihkuhanihsarmi

- Žao nam je, password mora sadržavati barem jedno veliko slovo

- 50JEBENIHkuhanihsarmi

- Žao nam je, password ne smije sadržavati više od jednog velikog slova uzastopce

-50JebenihKuhanihSarmiNabijenihUtvojSupak,AkoMiOdmahNeDasDaSeUlogujem

- Žao nam je, password ne smije sadržavati interpunkcijske znakove


-SadSiMeFakatRaspizdio50JebenihKuhanihSarmiNabijenihUtvojSupakAkoMiOdmahNeDasDaSeUlogujem


- Žao nam je, taj password se već koristi!!!
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Edited by - paro on 02/03/2014 10:56:06
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solar
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Croatia
21432 Posts

Member since 16/03/2004

Posted - 02/03/2014 : 14:01:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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ivan_micic
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Croatia
2361 Posts

Member since 19/12/2007

Posted - 02/03/2014 : 14:28:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ivan_micic a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by solar





mali ima man boobs
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

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Posted - 02/03/2014 : 15:14:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pinocchio se požalio svom tati Geppetu da bi mu trebalo preurediti pimpeka. Sav je ćoskast i hrapav.

- Nemam sad vremena - reče Gepetto zauzet drugim poslovima - ali evo ti brusni papir pa se malo pozabavi time.

Sjedne Pinocchio u kut i prione poslu. Nakon desetak minuta dolaze mu prijatelji i kroz prozor viču:

- Idemo sa curama u kino!

Pinocchio odvrati:

- Koga briga za kino, brusni papir je zakon!
"Nothing lasts forever."
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going going
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Posted - 02/03/2014 : 15:17:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send going going a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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split85
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Croatia
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Posted - 02/03/2014 : 17:57:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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trolodtroje
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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 08:08:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Šalje muž ženi SMS:
"Draga, ozljedio sam se na poslu. Pao sam i slomio kuk i desnu nogu na više mjesta. Ana me je dovezla na hitnu, u bolnicu Rebro. Čekam operaciju, a liječnik misli da će morati amputirari nogu do koljena.
Stiže odgovor:
"Tko je Ana???"
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8585 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 03/03/2014 : 14:12:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Učiteljica: Mujo, gdje je Amerika na karti?
Mujo: Evo je!
Učiteljica: Haso, ko je pronašao Ameriku?
Haso: Mujo!
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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split85
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Croatia
8270 Posts

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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 16:24:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


"Srce koje žudi za materijalnim prazno je srce. Isus je mnogo puta prozivao bogate zbog takvog ponašanja. U ovom 'kurcu'... U ovom slučaju...", rekao je Papa.
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
Edited by - split85 on 03/03/2014 16:25:55
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xilrion
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Croatia
3025 Posts

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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 17:35:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
dogodi se.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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xilrion
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Croatia
3025 Posts

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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 17:44:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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markolar
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Slovenia
3104 Posts

Member since 05/01/2004

Posted - 03/03/2014 : 22:19:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send markolar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by paro

Učiteljica: Mujo, gdje je Amerika na karti?
Mujo: Evo je!
Učiteljica: Haso, ko je pronašao Ameriku?
Haso: Mujo!


Dobar
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lwood
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Colombia
47317 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 03/03/2014 : 23:10:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by split85



"Srce koje žudi za materijalnim prazno je srce. Isus je mnogo puta prozivao bogate zbog takvog ponašanja. U ovom 'kurcu'... U ovom slučaju...", rekao je Papa.




dogodi se .
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 23:27:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 23:31:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 23:36:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 23:39:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Colombia
47317 Posts

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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 23:40:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 23:41:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/03/2014 : 23:57:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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solar
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Croatia
21432 Posts

Member since 16/03/2004

Posted - 04/03/2014 : 00:06:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion
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