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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 18/03/2014 : 09:54:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor






jedna od boljih fora iz Malcolma
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 19/03/2014 : 10:26:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 19/03/2014 : 10:28:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 19/03/2014 : 10:57:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 20/03/2014 : 08:12:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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'Nevina sam, ima li ovdje jedan muškarac da me napravi ženom?'
Ustade Mujo, svuče košulju, pa kaže:
Evo ti, operi pa ispeglaj!





Plavuša u apoteci:
- Imate li test za trudnoću?
- Imamo.
- A jesu li teška pitanja?




Došao Mujo kući i zatekne Fatu u krevetu s nepoznatim čovjekom:
- Fato, što radi ovaj čovjek u mom krevetu!?
- Čuda, Mujo, čuda radi!




Pita učiteljica Pericu:
- Perice, znaš li ti što je to demokracija?
- Znam, to je kad dvije budale imaju više prava nego jedan pametan.




Dva Crnogorca opljačkali banku i došli s novcem doma.
Kaže jedan drugom:
"I, hoćemo li brojati ili ćemo čekati da na Dnevniku kažu koliko smo uzeli?"



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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Posted - 20/03/2014 : 09:34:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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nagor
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Posted - 20/03/2014 : 17:30:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 20/03/2014 : 17:32:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 20/03/2014 : 17:34:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Posted - 20/03/2014 : 20:49:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pričaju dva kanibala za večerom.
Jedan kaže:- Ne sviđa mi se punica!
Drugi mu odgovara:- Pa pojedi barem povrće!
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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bagi
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Posted - 21/03/2014 : 00:17:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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bagi
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Posted - 21/03/2014 : 01:00:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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bagi
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Posted - 21/03/2014 : 18:13:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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ken2
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Posted - 21/03/2014 : 18:31:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ken2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ajde bagi u kurac
if you tolerate this, then your children will be next
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Poli
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Posted - 21/03/2014 : 18:55:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

jel to sekn'd vržn sada :DDD
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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emirem
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Posted - 21/03/2014 : 20:22:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Svjeza jaja....
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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panzer
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Posted - 22/03/2014 : 09:12:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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bagi
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Posted - 22/03/2014 : 23:31:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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bagi
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Posted - 23/03/2014 : 00:49:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sjede građevinski radnici: Englez, Francuz i Mujo na 20. spratu zgrade koja se gradi i otvaraju paketice s doruckom.
Englez:
- Fuck it! Opet mi je Mary napravila tost sa putrom i sirom. Vec 20 godina mi pravi isto svaki dan. Ako mi i sutra smesti isto, skacem dole da se ubijem!
Francuz:
- Mon Dieu! I meni je Jacqueline opet napravila baget s majonezom, brijem i gljivama. Ako sutra bude isto, solidarno skacem i ja!
Mujo:
- je.o mater, evo u mene opet neki glupi kruh s marmeladom! Ako i sutra bude isto, vala eto i mene za vama dolje! Naravno, sutradan kao i do tada, svi imaju isto za dorucak. Skoci Englez, skoci Francuz i naš Mujo hrabro za njima. Na sahrani njih trojice stoje Mary, Jacqueline i Fata.
Mary:
- Dear God! Da smo samo znale što ih tišti. Da su nam bar jednom rekli da ne vole jesti uvijek isto. Oh, mucenici jadni. Pa napravila bih neki drugi sendvic. (šmrc) Jacqueline:
- Da, draga moja (šmrc), i ja bih mom mužu napravila nešto drugo. Da sam samo znala…
Fata:
- Jes’ vala… Samo ne znam što skoči Mujo. On je uvijek sam spremo’ svoj doručak.
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bagi
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Posted - 23/03/2014 : 00:54:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dođe kćer nakon vikenda kaže mami-mama osjećam se kao suncokret...Kaže mama-kako kao suncokret?-Pa puna sam sjemena...
Wtf?
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bagi
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Posted - 23/03/2014 : 00:55:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Utrči Haso u kafić:
- "Mujo! Netko ti je ukrao auto!"
Mujo:
- "Jesi li vidio tko je to bio?"
Haso:
- "Ne, ali zapisao sam registraciju."
Wtf?
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nagor
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Posted - 23/03/2014 : 10:37:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 23/03/2014 : 10:40:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.index.hr/black/clanak/bal-nevinosti-cudna-manifestacija-na-kojoj-se-djevojcice-udaju-za-boga-/735514.aspx
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nagor
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Posted - 23/03/2014 : 10:56:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 23/03/2014 : 17:55:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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