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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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xilrion
Advanced Member
Croatia
3025 Posts
Member since 16/12/2010 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47315 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 08/04/2014 : 20:12:18
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38181 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Stari borac
Average Member
Croatia
505 Posts
Member since 03/11/2004 |
Posted - 10/04/2014 : 22:44:57
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Mujo se svaku noć kasno vraća, pijan k'o zemlja. Fata pizdi, ali mu ne smije ništa reći da ne dobije po nosu. Sve dok se jedne noći Mujo ne stropošta u krevet mrtav pijan, a Fata uzme kondom, razmota ga fino i nagura mu ga u guzicu... Sljedećeg dana od jutra Mujo cijeli dan sjedi na kauču, nit' romori, nit' govori. Pred večer ga Fata pita: - Nego, Mujo, 'oš ti i večeras u kafanu jaranima? - Ja više jarana nemam! |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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going going
Advanced Member
Serbia
11872 Posts
Member since 24/04/2012 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 11/04/2014 : 18:00:32
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Dogovarali se organi u tijelu ko će biti glavni. Kaže srce: - "Ja mislim da trebam da budem šef, jer ja sam ipak pokretač života." - "Ma kakvi", reče mozak: "da mene nema čovijek ne bi ništa mogao raditi." Kaže šupak: - "Ja mislim da ja trebam da budem šef." Svi organi u glas: - "MA ŠTA TI JE??" Kaže šupak: - "A šta da ja zatvorim ventil kako čete preživiti." - "Pa zatvori!" Zatvori šupak ventil i izdrže jedan dan, pa drugi, pa i treči... Na kraju organi kažu: - "Bičeš šef samo puštaj."
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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mladjo
Advanced Member
Croatia
20013 Posts
Member since 15/04/2007 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47315 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8578 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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seinfeld
Advanced Member
16500 Posts
Member since 04/11/2001 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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mladjo
Advanced Member
Croatia
20013 Posts
Member since 15/04/2007 |
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Stari borac
Average Member
Croatia
505 Posts
Member since 03/11/2004 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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