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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

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Posted - 03/05/2014 : 12:51:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/05/2014 : 12:55:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobar!
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Member since 14/03/2014

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Kako se zove mužjak rode
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Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/05/2014 : 14:31:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 03/05/2014 : 14:40:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pesimist vidi samo tamu u tunelu.
Optimist vidi svjetlo na kraju tunela.
Realist vidi da je to svjetlo ustvari vlak.
A strojovođa vidi 3 idiota na pruzi.
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 04/05/2014 : 15:24:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 05/05/2014 : 10:36:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Žena dolazi kući i na vratima vidi natpis:


- Prodaje se žena. Očuvana. Cijena: 5.000 kuna -
Bijesna počinje vikati na muža:
- Zar tako? Tako si me jeftino procijenio?
- Pa zašto, ženo, cijena je realna. 60 kg žive vage po 50 kuna je
3.000, plus prsten na ruci 2.000, to ti je ukupno 5.000 kuna.
- Dobro - kaže žena.

Sutradan muž na vratima vidi natpis:

- Prodaje se muž, drugi vlasnik, malo korišten. Cijena 5 kuna -
- Tako ti meni? - bjesni muž. - Ja tebe procijenio na 5.000 a ti mene na
samo 5 kuna! To je apsurdno!
- Naprotiv - kaže žena. - Sve je u redu s izračunom.

Dva jaja po1,5 kuna, to ti je 3 kune i 2 kune za ćevapčić!

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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 05/05/2014 : 13:55:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

skakljivi, oporecni ... vicevi
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/05/2014 : 16:19:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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nagor
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Posted - 05/05/2014 : 16:53:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/05/2014 : 17:06:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/05/2014 : 23:50:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Colombia
47315 Posts

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Posted - 06/05/2014 : 12:32:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 06/05/2014 : 12:34:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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melkajk
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Posted - 06/05/2014 : 20:19:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send melkajk a Private Message  Reply with Quote
da nema stihova jedva bi ga čovjek prepoznao
“Yesterday is but a dream,
Tomorrow is only a vision.
But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope.”
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 06/05/2014 : 20:46:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 06/05/2014 : 21:08:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 06/05/2014 : 21:09:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 07/05/2014 : 08:50:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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bubo
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
1399 Posts

Member since 16/02/2008

Posted - 07/05/2014 : 13:35:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bubo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor
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bubo
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
1399 Posts

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Posted - 07/05/2014 : 13:37:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bubo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 07/05/2014 : 14:51:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 07/05/2014 : 14:53:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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solar
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Croatia
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Posted - 07/05/2014 : 20:54:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor
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