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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12624 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 28/05/2014 : 09:55:40
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quote: Originally posted by Just_Charlie
Podsjetnik samoj sebi: nikad s fizicarem u krevet.
Šteta. A Pirgavi se baš tome nadao ... |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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ŠAŠ
Average Member
635 Posts
Member since 13/10/2013 |
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xilrion
Advanced Member
Croatia
3021 Posts
Member since 16/12/2010 |
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
29618 Posts
Member since 06/02/2007 |
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ŠAŠ
Average Member
635 Posts
Member since 13/10/2013 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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Just_Charlie
Advanced Member
8577 Posts
Member since 07/01/2008 |
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mladjo
Advanced Member
Croatia
20013 Posts
Member since 15/04/2007 |
Posted - 29/05/2014 : 13:53:14
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Muž dolazi na policiju i prijavljuje nestanak žene. Muž: Prijavljujem nestanak svoje žene. Otišla je u kupovinu i još se nije vratila. Policajac: Koliko je bila visoka? Muž: Nemam pojma, nikad ju nisam mjerio. Policajac: Mršava ili malo jača? Muž: Ne bi se moglo reći mršava, mogla bi biti malo jača. Policajac: Boja očiju? Muž. Ne znam da vam pravo kažem, nikad nisam pažljivo zagledao. Policajac: Boja kose? Muž: Ne znam, obično bi je mijenjala s godišnjim dobima. Policajac: Što je imala na sebi? Muž. Nisam siguran je li bila suknja ili haljina. Policajac: Je li vozila auto? Muž: Da Policajac: Koje je boje bio auto? Muž: Crni Audi A6 s turbo 3,0-litrenim V6 motorom koji razvija 333 konjske snage. Ima osam-stupanjski tiptronic automatski mjenjač s ručnim načinom rada. Ima punu LED rasvjetu sprijeda, sa svjetlosnim diodama za sve funkcije osvjetljenja. Na prednjim lijevim vratima ima vrlo diskretnu ogrebotinu duljine 4 cm. (muž počne plakati) Policajac: Ne brinite gospodine… Naći ćemo vaš auto.
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COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47129 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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Stari borac
Average Member
Croatia
505 Posts
Member since 03/11/2004 |
Posted - 29/05/2014 : 22:32:49
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Fešta do kraja, pije se, pjeva, razbija u studentskom podstanarskom stanu u neboderu. Netko zvoni na vratima: ”Tko je?” ”Policija!” ”Ali, mi smo zvali kurve...!” ”A nas je zvao susjed!” ”Pa, nek vas jebe tko vas je zvao!”
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KRAS
Advanced Member
Slovenia
7774 Posts
Member since 18/05/2003 |
Posted - 29/05/2014 : 23:11:03
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quote: Originally posted by Stari borac
Fešta do kraja, pije se, pjeva, razbija u studentskom podstanarskom stanu u neboderu. Netko zvoni na vratima: ”Tko je?” ”Policija!” ”Ali, mi smo zvali kurve...!” ”A nas je zvao susjed!” ”Pa, nek vas jebe tko vas je zvao!”
nakon nagorovih infantilnih debilizama, ovo mi dođe kao melem gorski... |
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melkajk
Average Member
509 Posts
Member since 07/10/2011 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
Posted - 30/05/2014 : 22:24:16
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quote: Originally posted by KRAS
quote: Originally posted by Stari borac
Fešta do kraja, pije se, pjeva, razbija u studentskom podstanarskom stanu u neboderu. Netko zvoni na vratima: ”Tko je?” ”Policija!” ”Ali, mi smo zvali kurve...!” ”A nas je zvao susjed!” ”Pa, nek vas jebe tko vas je zvao!”
nakon nagorovih infantilnih debilizama, ovo mi dođe kao melem gorski...
Jebiga, nisi još na toj razini. |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37988 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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mladjo
Advanced Member
Croatia
20013 Posts
Member since 15/04/2007 |
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