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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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xilrion
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Croatia
3025 Posts
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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bagi
Advanced Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts
Member since 29/12/2002 |
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DODSFERD
Advanced Member
Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
Member since 14/03/2014 |
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DODSFERD
Advanced Member
Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
Member since 14/03/2014 |
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DODSFERD
Advanced Member
Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
Member since 14/03/2014 |
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DODSFERD
Advanced Member
Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
Member since 14/03/2014 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 30/11/2014 : 17:35:56
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Dobili u školi zadatak da opišu svoju mamu. I piše Jurica : "Moja mama je najbolja i najvrednija na svijetu. Svako jutro rano ustane, pripremi nam doručak, pripremi nam odjeću i ode na posao. Na poslu radi a pod pauzom ode, obaviti sve potrebno i u kupovinu za naš ručak. Kad se vrati kući, kuha ručak, pripremi stol, servira nam hranu, a tati da hladno vino iz frižidera. Poslije ručka sve pospremi, a onda opere suđe, pegla, pere veš i čisti. Navečer nam da večeru, istušira nas i spremi u krevet. A kad ona legne, onda joj dođe Isus." UČITELJICA: "Jurice, do sad mi je sve bilo jasno osim ovog Isusa na kraju..? " JURICA: "Učiteljice, ni meni to nije baš potpuno jasno, samo znam, kad mama legne, da onda veli: Isuse, sad još i ti ?!"
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Izlaze četiri Zagorca iz birtije pa kaže jedan od njih:
- "Jožek, ti buš vozil jer si preveč pijan da bi mogel popevati z nami"
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
Edited by - Risar_69 on 30/11/2014 17:42:06 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47303 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 30/11/2014 : 20:30:59
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quote: Originally posted by xilrion
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Johnny Difool
Advanced Member
Croatia
13988 Posts
Member since 21/02/2010 |
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
Member since 14/03/2014 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47303 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 01/12/2014 : 12:17:10
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38181 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38181 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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