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going going
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Serbia
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Posted - 03/03/2015 : 22:11:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send going going a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Danas sam se, kao neiskusni brijac, gadno rasekao kao budala. Ali ne po licu. Nego po palcu, jer sam uzeo da skinem dlacice sa brijaca i tako sam se gadno posekao da sam odsekao i ogulio dobar deo vrha prsta.
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 03/03/2015 : 22:23:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi valjda uzeo profesionalni brijač koji je oštar kao vrag.
Za početak je najbolje onaj jednokratni s kojim se nećeš baš lako posjeći.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/03/2015 : 23:00:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ma najbolji su ovi sa milijun žileta. :)
Edited by - nagor on 03/03/2015 23:00:26
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 03/03/2015 : 23:19:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ova brije kao majka ali nije za neiskusne jer se mogu priklat.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/03/2015 : 23:55:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kakav ti je to pribor za jelo? :)
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mladjo
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Croatia
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Posted - 04/03/2015 : 00:07:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Brijete se sa žiletom? Dajte ljudi...
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 04/03/2015 : 00:34:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

Kakav ti je to pribor za jelo? :)

Nemam tu britvu jer spadam u onu kategoriju sa nesigurnom rukom, više preferiram električne Braunove uz dodatak manje opasnog žileta za teško dostupna mjesta.
Ovakvu britvu ima jedan moj poznanik pa sam je jednom prilikom isprobao i brije da je milina... ali pod uvjetom da udaraš po tuđoj koži (najbolje svinjskoj).
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 04/03/2015 : 11:17:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mladjo

Brijete se sa žiletom? Dajte ljudi...

http://i58.tinypic.com/bj5ztf.jpg

ne znam ali meni totalno isusi kozu pa sam ga vec davno odbacio i prigrlio zileta


Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Posted - 04/03/2015 : 19:28:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pravi muzjaci samo zilet koriste
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 04/03/2015 : 19:31:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nemanja93

Pravi muzjaci samo zilet koriste
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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emirem
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Posted - 04/03/2015 : 19:45:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Danas ujutro idem na posao i uz brezuljak naleti mi obitelj divljih svinja.Zakacio srednju i razrovala mi prednju masku.
Koje su to jake zivotinje osjetio sam po naletu na nju, tih nekih otprilike 100-tinjak kila.
Zvao murju pitaju jel vepar prezivio rekao sa mogucim prijelomom natkoljenice i skocnog zgloba,ali je uplaseno otrcala u sumu.
Sve u blizini autobusnih stanica i naseljenog podrucja..krive PETA-u za tu situaciju...
Imao sam CSI ekpertizu nasli su veprove dlake na autu sto ce ici za osiguranje i popravak maske.
Za kolegijat je steta sto nece biti kotlovine i gulasa:-)
Da je bar blizu bio Obelix ne bi niti jedan pretrcao cestu.
Sve ostalo proslo Ok,tnx God i Henry Fordu:-)
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 04/03/2015 : 19:50:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
triba si uvatit bar jednog, živog ili mrtvog .
veprovina nije loša
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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going going
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Serbia
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Posted - 04/03/2015 : 20:25:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send going going a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DODSFERD

Nisi valjda uzeo profesionalni brijač koji je oštar kao vrag.
Za početak je najbolje onaj jednokratni s kojim se nećeš baš lako posjeći.


Zilet koji upotrebljavas vise puta, ovi elektronski mi se nikako ne svidjaju.
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emirem
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Posted - 04/03/2015 : 20:42:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood

triba si uvatit bar jednog, živog ili mrtvog .
veprovina nije loša


Jednom sam probao gulas od divljaci, od jelena mislim, u kutjevackoj dolini kad sam bio sa zdravstvenom ekipom na terenu 1997 u jednoj lovackoj kuci na veceri u gostima crvenog kriza, ali bilo papreno pa nisam ni dvije zlice mogao pojesti. To je bilo prvi i zadnji put da sam pojeo nesto slicno.
Ali sam dobio poslije srneci paprikas sa pireom,malo pikantan ali ok...
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 21:18:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ima dvi nedilje da san zva lika kojeg znan da mi priki sredi posal (dostavljac kruha po trgovinama).
I ovaj pristane, zvalo konja na razgovor i unatoc tome sto od srednje skole nije kurcon mrdnija (ne posjeduje radnu knjizicu, eeeeej! ) - primili ga.

Danas me zove taj lik i kaze: "Pa jebenti mate teb i onomen tvomen stos mi ga priporucija! U tjedan dana 4x zakasnija na posal."

Debil dobija otkaz, a ja 20 minuta jezikove juhe.

Tako mi i triba kad podmecem ledja za mlatimudana.
Trljam ruke.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 21:42:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
eto naučija si koliko je nezahvalno pomagat ljudima
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 21:50:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stari, ne mogu ti opisat kako san u kurcu sad.
Trljam ruke.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 21:50:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
pa virujen ti da jesi.
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 21:53:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Kod vas moze otkaz tako brzo? Kod nas u principu ako su neki krivdni razlozi (treba ih dokazati) ili ako je jos na pokusnom (uvjetnom?), a jos tada kada mu das otkaz ima jos ... koliko vec, 7 dana? Trebao bih provjeriti u ZDR. Zakomplicirano. Ali se smanjuju i odpovedni rokovoi.


Radna knjizica je kod nas ukinuta 2009 (sve staro upisano jos vazi). Sada trebas dobiti ispis iz Zavoda za pokojninsko i invalidsko zavarovanje.


Zlotvore, tako ti i treba kad salabajzeru sređujes rad. ;P

P.S. Zivot me vec nekoliko puta naucio da je "dobrota sirota". Koliko puta smo tu na poslu pomogli nekome, trudili se za njega na razne nacine, a na kraju ...



Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
Edited by - Poli on 18/03/2015 21:56:24
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 21:54:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pojist krkalinu ovakvih razmjera... To ti se ne dogadja svaki dan.
Pribacilo me u tri picke materine, ne znan jesan li ljut, razocaran ili tuzan (ili svo troje).

Iden u djir da se malo smirin...
Trljam ruke.
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 22:24:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
''Dobar'' je momak kada je uspio 4 puta zakasniti, meni je to pošlo za rukom/nogom samo 2 puta u 12 godina rada... moram još puno učiti.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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mladjo
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Croatia
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 22:52:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nemanja93

Pravi muzjaci samo zilet koriste


I rakiju umjesto after - shavea:))
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
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izivko
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Germany
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 23:26:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo stvarno uradim ponekad
Have mercy
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WOLF-HUNTER
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Member since 25/12/2013

Posted - 18/03/2015 : 23:33:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send WOLF-HUNTER a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Brijem se macetom, koza kasnije bude glatka...
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Dwayne_Looney
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Posted - 18/03/2015 : 23:40:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Dwayne_Looney a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Danas, tj. sad mi se dogodilo da su mi zamalo oči ispale od smijeha kad sam pročitao ovu bagijevu opasku :
http://forum.stripovi.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=39167&whichpage=13
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