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Oki
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Croatia
5326 Posts

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Posted - 10/05/2015 : 16:31:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Klinci u školi dobili zadatak da napišu nešto na temu :
"Za svaki slučaj"
Prva čita Marica:
-"Nas je u kući četvoro. Dok mama i tata rade ja i brat se nikad ne svađamo i jako smo dobri. Ipak mama na polici drži šibu, za svaki slučaj."
-"Bravo, odličan sjedni, ajde ti Pero!"
-"Moj brat je lovočuvar i svaki dan obilazi lovište. Kod nas nema opasnih životinja, ali uvijek nosi pušku, za svaki slučaj."
-"Odlično, tko će dalje?"
Javlja se Ivica:
-"Kao što znate, mi živimo u malom mjestu. Imamo školu, poštu i crkvu.
Naš svećenik nije oženjen i neće se ženiti, ali ima pimpek, za svaki slučaj."
Edited by - Oki on 10/05/2015 16:33:11
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boddhisatva
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Croatia
1315 Posts

Member since 08/01/2013

Posted - 10/05/2015 : 16:38:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send boddhisatva a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Oki

Klinci u školi dobili zadatak da napišu nešto na temu :
"Za svaki slučaj"
Prva čita Marica:
-"Nas je u kući četvoro. Dok mama i tata rade ja i brat se nikad ne svađamo i jako smo dobri. Ipak mama na polici drži šibu, za svaki slučaj."
-"Bravo, odličan sjedni, ajde ti Pero!"
-"Moj brat je lovočuvar i svaki dan obilazi lovište. Kod nas nema opasnih životinja, ali uvijek nosi pušku, za svaki slučaj."
-"Odlično, tko će dalje?"
Javlja se Ivica:
-"Kao što znate, mi živimo u malom mjestu. Imamo školu, poštu i crkvu.
Naš svećenik nije oženjen i neće se ženiti, ali ima pimpek, za svaki slučaj."


mrak!
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Lyle Gorch: Why not?
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 10/05/2015 : 20:21:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 10/05/2015 : 20:30:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 10/05/2015 : 22:54:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 10/05/2015 : 22:57:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 10/05/2015 : 23:35:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DODSFERD




Eh, ta digitalizacija
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 11/05/2015 : 14:20:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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paro
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Croatia
8585 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 11/05/2015 : 14:30:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8585 Posts

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Posted - 11/05/2015 : 14:31:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

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Posted - 11/05/2015 : 14:32:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
-Ispred fakulteta stoji Mujo i drzi tele na užetu.
-Dolazi policajac...
- Molim vas gospodine, ovde ne smete drzati tele, usred grada smo...
- Ma nije to tele.
- Kako nije, nisam valjda slep.
- Ma gospon policajac, ovo je mito, a tele je gore na ispitu..
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 12/05/2015 : 00:53:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ooo..That`s good!

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~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 12/05/2015 : 17:22:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8585 Posts

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Posted - 12/05/2015 : 21:57:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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lwood
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Colombia
47323 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 12/05/2015 : 21:59:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zlotvor
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 13/05/2015 : 11:23:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Omiljena scena iz Zvjezdanih staza:
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 13/05/2015 : 22:30:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 13/05/2015 : 22:35:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 13/05/2015 : 22:46:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 14/05/2015 : 23:41:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 14/05/2015 : 23:44:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Colombia
47323 Posts

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Posted - 14/05/2015 : 23:53:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Zagor i Ogi
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Serbia
851 Posts

Member since 16/09/2013

Posted - 15/05/2015 : 18:10:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor i Ogi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Alqaida dobar!
The only good thing in life isZAGOR
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Zagor i Ogi
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Serbia
851 Posts

Member since 16/09/2013

Posted - 15/05/2015 : 18:17:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor i Ogi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The only good thing in life isZAGOR
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Zagor i Ogi
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Serbia
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Posted - 15/05/2015 : 18:22:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor i Ogi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The only good thing in life isZAGOR
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