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tinton
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Posted - 03/11/2024 : 20:46:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by izivko

quote:
Originally posted by tinton

Poanta ovog vica ti je u nosu Zelenskog. Naravno, ne treba očekivati da će se izivka makar i upoziriti iako grubo krši najvažnije pravilo foruma jer je više puta dokazano da je antisemitizam ovdje dobrodošao.

Sve može pod antisemitizam. Pa i vic i nosevi.
A da se zauzmeš malo za Palestince u Gazi?

I evo, ako nekome nije bilo jasno, izivko se potrudio da njegova poanta slučajno nekome ne promakne.
Izrael uopće nije bio tema, Zelensky Izraela nije vidio, ali izivko ima potrebu spomenuti Gazu kao argument za što - da Židovi zaslužuju antisemitizam?
Sljedeće me moože pitati da se zauzmem za žrtve lihvarskih kredita, ako želi biti još manje suptilan.
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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lwood
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Posted - 03/11/2024 : 20:51:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Evo meni je smisno ovo vidit na b92 a u biti je zalosno-
https://www.b92.net/info/politika/73785/direktan-ustaski-udar-na-srbiju-indeks-u-brutalnoj-kampanji-foto/vest
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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manhunter
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Posted - 03/11/2024 : 21:17:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send manhunter a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hoćete prestati?
I am legion. I do not forget. I do not forgive.
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tinton
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Posted - 03/11/2024 : 21:29:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Možeš pojasniti kome je upućeno ovo upozorenje?
Onima koji krše pravila foruma (izivko) ili onima koji ga za to prozivaju?
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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izivko
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Posted - 03/11/2024 : 21:42:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ko je to pravilo?
Have mercy
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tinton
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Posted - 03/11/2024 : 21:46:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
1. Najstrože je zabranjeno vrijeđanje na nacionalnoj, vjerskoj, rasnoj, političkoj i sličnoj osnovi, ili bilo kakvoj osnovi. Ovaj sajt i njegovi članovi potiču toleranciju, dijalog i razumijevanje i svi članovi koji budu prekršili ovo pravilo biti će izbačeni sa Foruma.
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
Edited by - tinton on 03/11/2024 21:46:31
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manhunter
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Posted - 03/11/2024 : 21:56:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send manhunter a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tinton

Možeš pojasniti kome je upućeno ovo upozorenje?
Onima koji krše pravila foruma (izivko) ili onima koji ga za to prozivaju?


Ja ne vidim da on sam piše.. Ti, Poli ste isti. Tako da, upozorenje je upućeno SVIMA.
I am legion. I do not forget. I do not forgive.
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izivko
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Posted - 03/11/2024 : 22:00:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Koga sam osobno vrijeđao?

Ovo su vicevi, zajebancija. Zajebavamo se na svačiji račun.
Ja na račun EU borokrata, Zelenskog, Ukrajine, drugi na račun Rusije, Putlera, treći na račun Trumpa...

To su politički vicevi.
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tinton
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Posted - 03/11/2024 : 22:03:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by manhunter

quote:
Originally posted by tinton

Možeš pojasniti kome je upućeno ovo upozorenje?
Onima koji krše pravila foruma (izivko) ili onima koji ga za to prozivaju?


Ja ne vidim da on sam piše.. Ti, Poli ste isti. Tako da, upozorenje je upućeno SVIMA.

Kako misliš da smo isti?
Pa samo jedan od nas ležerno prenosi antisemitsku kampanju na ovaj sajt. Ja sam samo na to upozorio, a nisam pritom prekršio niti jedno pravilo foruma. Nisam ni riječi prozborio o ratu u Ukrajini ovdje ili o bilo čemu političkome.
Na primjer, nisam uopće
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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Poli
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Posted - 04/11/2024 : 07:43:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

There's a conference to figure out once and for all which country can lay claim to which scientific inventions. The Americans get up and say "it was the Americans who invented the airplane." The Italians get up and say "it was an Italian who invented the radio." The French and Germans then claim credit for the invention of the blowjob and the X-ray, respectively. Then, the Russian delegate said "I'm afraid I must correct the french and the Germans. Because in 1550, tsar Ivan the terrible said to his ministers "You can all suck a dick. I can see right through you!"
Anything is possible dec d uej
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Poli
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Posted - 04/11/2024 : 07:44:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

A Russian and an American die and meet the grim reaper in hell.

Do you want to go to Russian hell or American hell, he asks. You have to eat a bucket of shit every day in American hell, and two buckets of shit in Russian hell.

The Russian chooses Russian hell and the American scoffs and chooses American hell.

They meet back up in a week and compare notes.

It’s just like he said, the American says. A bucket of shit every day. How’s Russian hell, he asks.

Well, it’s just like Russia; you wait in line and by the time you get to the front there’s not enough for everyone.
Anything is possible dec d uej
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Poli
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Posted - 04/11/2024 : 07:48:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Putin and Medvedev go to a restaurant. The server rushes over to take their order. “I’ll have steak,” Putin says. The server asks, “And for the vegetable?” Putin replies, “He’ll have steak too.”



Dad comes home and tells his son:
- Vodka is now 20% more expensive
- Does this mean that you'll drink less?
- No, this means YOU will eat less



Dialogue of two Russian prisoners. One asks:
- Why were you imprisoned for 5 years?
- For nothing!
- Liar! For nothing they give only 4!



Two Russian businessmen meet for lunch.
- "Oh, have you heard that Ivan is a faggot?"
- "Why, has he borrowed money and not given it back?"
- "Noo, I mean in a good way."



Trump and Putin die and go to hell.

It happened quite suddenly, so Putin wants to phone home to hear how things are going, The devil hands him the phone and tells him, he will have to pay long-distance rates for the call. Putin accepts and calls, makes it fairly short, but faces a bill of $200 for the few minutes. Putin reluctantly pays.

Trump wants the same, and the devil hands him the phone. Trump talks, And he talks. It takes over an hour, before he hands back the phone to the devil. Putin is puzzled when the devil just confirms that there is no charge! "Why?" he ask. The devil answers: "There is no charge for local calls!"
Anything is possible dec d uej
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izivko
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Posted - 04/11/2024 : 09:02:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Have mercy
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Poli
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Posted - 04/11/2024 : 09:19:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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izivko
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Posted - 05/11/2024 : 14:04:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote





Have mercy
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izivko
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Posted - 06/11/2024 : 13:47:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Valjda će biti od riječi. Ne sumnjam nimalo.
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gaspa127
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Posted - 06/11/2024 : 16:45:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send gaspa127 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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izivko
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Posted - 06/11/2024 : 19:38:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Have mercy
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Cromwell
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Posted - 07/11/2024 : 12:22:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Cromwell a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jebate vrh humor! Pogle žena u kuhinji hahahha
Bok, kako si.
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BeaGea
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Posted - 07/11/2024 : 12:53:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send BeaGea a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cromwell

Jebate vrh humor! Pogle žena u kuhinji hahahha


Tko ti kriv kaj nemaš smisla za humor


Vidi kak je Krugeru ova šala super
U zamišljenom kutu okrugle sobe...
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Poli
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Posted - 07/11/2024 : 13:32:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

krmku vrijeme leti




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izivko
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Posted - 07/11/2024 : 13:48:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dok je tema aktualna...znam nije smiješno...
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verab
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Posted - 07/11/2024 : 14:02:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send verab a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ne jebe izivko živu silu
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Poli
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Posted - 07/11/2024 : 16:40:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Anything is possible dec d uej
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lwood
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Posted - 07/11/2024 : 17:48:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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