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Zagor12
Advanced Member
Croatia
6763 Posts
Member since 23/08/2010 |
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bagi
Advanced Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts
Member since 29/12/2002 |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 10:45:19
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Vidim da su najčešća tema viceva Muje i cige pa evo i da ja dam doprinos...Počeću sa cigom.Ovaj je žestok i nastao na predrasudama te mi je unaprijed žao ali ne mogu se suzdržati...
Nakon brzog sexa reče ciganka partneru: bratko,hebeš kao tatko.Znam,reče on,rekla mi mama...
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mlLandj3
Average Member
Serbia
680 Posts
Member since 22/09/2009 |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 11:42:46
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Naučio ortak malog Pericu kako svi matorci garant imaju nekakve tajne tako da ako hoće da im izmuze neku kintu, samo dodje kod njih i kaže ia: "Znam pravu istinu!"
Reši on da proba na kevi. "Kevo, znam pravu istinu!" Keva prebledi pa se maši za novčanik i kaže: "Ok, evo ti sto evra, molim te nemoj reći ocu". Ohrabren momentalnim uspehom, Perica ode kod tate. "Tata, znam pravu istinu". Ovaj ni pet ni šest, izvadi 100 evra iz džepa i kaže: "preklinjem te ni reči majci!". Perica već oduševljen krene dalje i ugleda komšiju. Dotrči do njega i kaže: "komšija, ja znam pravu istinu!". Ovaj malo ustuknu, pogleda ga a onda razvuče u osmeh lice, raširi ruke i kaže: "pa onda dodji tati u zagrljaj, sine!" |
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dnevni boravak
Senior Member
Croatia
1033 Posts
Member since 26/07/2008 |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 14:07:26
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I'm working on a dream Though sometimes it feels so far away I'm working on a dream And I know it will be mine someday...... |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
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mezmehudin
New Member
122 Posts
Member since 11/11/2009 |
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Paka01
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
11446 Posts
Member since 14/02/2009 |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 16:51:20
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quote: Originally posted by mezmehudin
quote: Originally posted by Zagor12
Ovo je čista istina.
ovo je čista glupost
Ja pak isto mislin da je istina. |
Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud
https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa |
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split85
Advanced Member
Croatia
8249 Posts
Member since 25/01/2010 |
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Paka01
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
11446 Posts
Member since 14/02/2009 |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
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YNWA
Average Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts
Member since 17/10/2002 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47132 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 21:00:39
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quote: Originally posted by acestroke
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni. Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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split85
Advanced Member
Croatia
8249 Posts
Member since 25/01/2010 |
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mr murdoc
Advanced Member
Switzerland
14557 Posts
Member since 02/01/2006 |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 08:18:25
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Kako žene zovu debelog muškarca bez love? ............................Svinja.
A debelog muškarca koji je pun love k'o brod? ..................Medo mali! |
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde |
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Opti
stripovi.com suradnik
Vatican City
4533 Posts
Member since 06/07/2009 |
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Rock.Bob Rock
Senior Member
Croatia
1146 Posts
Member since 25/03/2009 |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38000 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38000 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12625 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 19/09/2010 : 20:04:38
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Danas na sportskom kanalu Š2: Automobilska utrka. Na ekranu se pojavi mlada zgodna žena, verovatno žena ili djevojka jednog od natjecatelja. Komentator pita sukomentatora, da li je ta mlada dama došla sama na utrku. Sukomentator: Netko je sigurno vlasnik ovog (nje). Nije došla sama, siguran sam...
I u 21. stolječu postoje muškarci, koji misle, da su sve žene još uvijek ropkinje. |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
Edited by - panzer on 19/09/2010 20:06:06 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38000 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38000 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47132 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 19/09/2010 : 22:01:30
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quote: Originally posted by panzer
Danas na sportskom kanalu Š2: Automobilska utrka. Na ekranu se pojavi mlada zgodna žena, verovatno žena ili djevojka jednog od natjecatelja. Komentator pita sukomentatora, da li je ta mlada dama došla sama na utrku. Sukomentator: Netko je sigurno vlasnik ovog (nje). Nije došla sama, siguran sam...
I u 21. stolječu postoje muškarci, koji misle, da su sve žene još uvijek ropkinje.
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni. Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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