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azra x.
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Serbia
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Posted - 23/09/2010 : 01:46:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit azra x.'s Homepage  Send azra x. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
-Koja je razlika izmedju medicinskih sestara i leseva?
-Nikakva,i na jedne i na druge se pale bolesnici.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? o.o
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acestroke
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USA
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 23/09/2010 : 22:55:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
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Early to wake,early to bed,makes a man healthy,but socially dead!
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Opti
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Vatican City
4533 Posts

Member since 06/07/2009

Posted - 24/09/2010 : 12:39:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by azra x.

evo jedan crni,kakav ja volim...

Sest ljudi u avionu. Doktor, svestenik, advokat i troje dece. Odjednom avion poce da gubi visinu i motori da otkazuju. Pilot im javi preko razglasa da ce se avion srusiti i da za putnike ima samo tri padobrana.Svi usplahireni skocise u jedan glas:" Spasite decu!" povika doktor. - "Ma, jebeš decu!" - vice advokat. -" A je l' imamo vremena?"- pita svestenik. XD

Ovo me podsjetilo na onaj stari, dok je Bush bio predsjednik:

Avion samo što se nije srušio. U njemu je 5 putnika, a samo 4 padobrana.

Prvi putnik reče:

“Ja sam Ronaldo, najbolji nogometaš na svijetu. Nogometni svijet me treba, ne mogu umrijeti zbog svojih navijača."

Uzme prvi padobran i iskoči iz aviona.

Drugi putnik, Hillary Clinton, reče:

“Ja sam supruga bivšeg predsjednika SAD; ja sam senatorica New Yorka i imam velike šanse postati budući predsjednik SAD-a.“

Uzme padobran i iskoči iz aviona.

Treći putnik, George W. Bush, reče:

“Ja sam predsjednik SAD. Imam veliku odgovornost za čitavi svijet. Osim toga ja sam najpametniji predsjednik SAD-a u povijesti svoje zemlje i ne mogu svojom smrću odgovornost prebaciti na svoje ljude.“

Uzme treći padobran i iskoči iz aviona.

Četvrti putnik, Sveti otac Papa, reče petom putniku, malom dječaku, školarcu:

“Ja sam star. Preživio sam svoj život kao dobra osoba kakva svećenik i mora biti zbog toga ću posljednji padobran ostaviti tebi; pred tobom je još cijeli život."

Na to će mali dječačić:

“Ne boj se starče…..

Ima još padobrana za nas oboje!

Najpametniji američki predsjednik iskočio je s mojom školskom torbom....."

Poanta ove priče….

Svaka država ima predsjednika kakvog i zaslužuje.
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

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Posted - 24/09/2010 : 13:21:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Da je Chuck Norris bio u Gospodarima prstenova, knjiga ne bi imala 500 stranica, on bi Sauronovu vojsku pobijedio još u uvodu.
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

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Posted - 24/09/2010 : 18:58:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 24/09/2010 : 20:09:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nove i stare ludosti Remija Gillarda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TaecFvNiqo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHPFhtEYQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APqMRhzsJQE&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81szj1vpEu8&feature=related
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 24/09/2010 20:11:11
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 24/09/2010 : 21:11:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 24/09/2010 : 22:37:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Previše uvijek šteti....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4SEt8dmUL0


--
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Pajtos
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Sierra Leone
4678 Posts

Member since 28/07/2008

Posted - 25/09/2010 : 19:15:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Pajtos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pesimista vidi mracan tunel.
Optimista vidi svetlo na kraju tunela.
Realista vidi da to dolazi voz.
Masinovodja vidi tri idiota na pruzi...
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azra x.
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Serbia
492 Posts

Member since 18/09/2010

Posted - 25/09/2010 : 19:41:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit azra x.'s Homepage  Send azra x. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
-Mama,mama jel' postoje vukodlaci???
-Ne postoje sine,a sada ocesljaj lice,idemo u samoposlugu.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? o.o
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
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-Mama,mama,baka se objesila u garaži!
-Molim?!?!
-Ha ha,prvi april!Objesila se u tavanu.
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 26/09/2010 : 12:52:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Morbidno
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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azra x.
Junior Member



Serbia
492 Posts

Member since 18/09/2010

Posted - 26/09/2010 : 14:05:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit azra x.'s Homepage  Send azra x. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lucy Liu

-Mama,mama,baka se objesila u garaži!
-Molim?!?!
-Ha ha,prvi april!Objesila se u tavanu.


-Sine,nemoj da ljuljas baku,nije se zato obesila.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? o.o
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panzer
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Posted - 27/09/2010 : 09:52:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
New Genesis by George Gamow

In the beginning God created radiation and ylem. And ylem was without shape or number, and the nucleons were rushing madly over the face of the deep.

And God said: "Let there be mass two." And there was mass two. And God saw deuterium, and it was good.

And God said: "Let there be mass three." And there was mass three. And God saw tritium and tralphium [Gamow's nickname for the helium isotope He-3], and they were good. And God continued to call number after number until He came to transuranium elements. But when He looked back on his work He found that it was not good. In the excitement of counting, He missed calling for mass five and so, naturally, no heavier elements could have been formed.

God was very much disappointed, and wanted first to contract the universe again, and to start all over from the beginning. But it would be much too simple. Thus, being almighty, God decided to correct His mistake in a most impossible way.

And God said: "Let there be Hoyle." And there was Hoyle. And God looked at Hoyle… and told him to make heavy elements in any way he pleased.

And Hoyle decided to make heavy elements in stars, and to spread them around by supernovae explosions. But in doing so he had to obtain the same abundance curve which would have resulted from nucleosynthesis in ylem, if God would not have forgotten to call for mass five.

And so, with the help of God, Hoyle made heavy elements in this way, but it was so complicated that nowadays neither Hoyle, nor God, nor anybody else can figure out exactly how it was done.
Amen.
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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azra x.
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Serbia
492 Posts

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Posted - 27/09/2010 : 10:05:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit azra x.'s Homepage  Send azra x. a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? o.o
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Grujah.
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Serbia
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Posted - 29/09/2010 : 00:19:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Grujah. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
38000 Posts

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Posted - 29/09/2010 : 20:37:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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markolar
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Slovenia
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Posted - 29/09/2010 : 20:48:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send markolar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
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Posted - 30/09/2010 : 17:06:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Evo jednog vica,samo ga nemojte otvarati ako ste na poslu,zbog nekih stvari biste mogli završiti otpušteni:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 30/09/2010 : 17:27:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lucy Liu

Evo jednog vica,samo ga nemojte otvarati ako ste na poslu,zbog nekih stvari biste mogli završiti otpušteni:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended

Nije ti ovo ogriš topic!
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 01/10/2010 : 03:57:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lucy Liu

Evo jednog vica,samo ga nemojte otvarati ako ste na poslu,zbog nekih stvari biste mogli završiti otpušteni:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended


e, stvarno si puno duhovit s ovim sranjem... skoro da svoje oci nisam iscupo iz glave
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
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Edited by - Lucy Liu on 02/10/2010 02:11:22
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panzer
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Posted - 02/10/2010 : 08:45:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 02/10/2010 08:45:37
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