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lwood
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Colombia
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 Posted - 10/10/2011 : 01:34:11
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Koja je razlika između europskog i etiopljanskog lifta?
Na europskom piše: max. 700kg, 6 osoba
Na etiopljanskom piše: max 700 osoba, 6kg
Dođe mali vampir u pekaru i traži dvadeset komada kruha.
Pekar mu da kruh i upita ga šta će sa tolikim kruhom. Vampir odgovori: - Cura je dobila menstruaciju pa umačemo |
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47141 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 10/10/2011 : 01:37:02
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Ivica išao kupiti čokoladu na kiosk. Ali mu prodavačica podvali bombu. Na to se prodavačica pokaje i poviče za njim: -Ivice, Ivice, to nije čokolada, to je bomba! Ivica: -Nema veze. I njegov smijeh odjekne ulicom.
Što je gubavac na vjetru? Maslačak.
Leo, Leo", zove mama sina, a na to će susjeda: "Pa zar nije mali Hrvoje?" Mama: "Je, ali ima leukemiju pa mu tepamo!"
Pitaju Tuđmana na HRT-u pred novu 2000. gdje će je dočekati. -Ta, čujte, najvjerojatnije u zemlji.
Ivica: Bako, mogu li se igrati s tvojim sisama? Baka: Možeš, Ivice, samo nemoj otici daleko.
Zasto je Lady Di išla u Paris? Išla je na sudar sa Dodiem
Na Jadranu davi se Englez turist i zapomaže: Help! Help! Na obali sjedi Dalmatinac i dovikne mu: Eto ti, bolje da si uèio plivati, nego strane jezike
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8582 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 10/10/2011 : 01:38:21
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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ordell
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Slovenia
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Member since 20/08/2006 |
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts
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Poli
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Slovenia
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mr murdoc
Advanced Member
Switzerland
14557 Posts
Member since 02/01/2006 |
Posted - 11/10/2011 : 10:02:54
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Pošto je počela nova školska godina, evo jedan prigodni...
Učiteljica prvom razredu da zadatak, tko će se sjetiti imena stvari koje završavaju sa "tor", a koje nešto jedu. Mali Marko kaže:
- Aligator!
- Bravo Marko, to je teška riječ! - pohvali ga učiteljica.
Na to Zdenko kaže:
- Predator!
- Još jedna velika riječ! Odlično, Zdenko...
Mali Perica se ustane i kaže:
- Vibrator!
Učiteljica samo što nije pala sa stolice. Kad se malo sabrala, ozbiljnim glasom kaže:
- I to je velika riječ, Perice, ali mislim da je ne možemo uzeti u obzir, jer on ništa ne jede...
- Pa ja vam to ne znam, učiteljice, znam samo da moja mama ima jedan, i kaže da jede baterije ko da su badave... |
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde |
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8582 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 12/10/2011 : 00:53:59
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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dr strangelove
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USA
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Member since 26/12/2007 |
Posted - 12/10/2011 : 13:43:27
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Nisu vicevi, ali mi se ne da otvarati novi topic 
Roanoke Colony
His men could not find any trace of the 90 men, 17 women, and 11 children, nor was there any sign of a struggle or battle. The only clue was the word "Croatoan" carved into a post of the fort and "Cro" carved into a nearby tree.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony
Tanganyika laughter epidemic
The laughter epidemic began on January 30, 1962, at a mission-run boarding school for girls in Kashasha. The laughter started with three girls and spread haphazardly throughout the school, affecting 95 of the 159 pupils, aged 12–18.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanganyika_Laughter_Epidemic
Sailing stones
Sailing stones, sliding rocks, and moving rocks all refer to a geological phenomenon where rocks move in long tracks along a smooth valley floor without human or animal intervention. The stones move only every two or three years and most tracks develop over three or four years. The force behind their movement is not confirmed and is the subject of research.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones
Bloop
he Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop
Devil's Footprints
After a heavy snowfall, trails of hoof-like marks appeared overnight in the snow covering a total distance of some 40 to 100 miles. The footprints were so called because some people believed that they were the tracks of Satan, as they were allegedly made by a cloven hoof.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Footprints
Dyatlov Pass incident
The Dyatlov Pass incident refers to an event that resulted in the deaths of nine ski hikers in the northern Ural mountains on the night of February 2, 1959. Soviet investigators determined only that "a compelling unknown force" had caused the deaths.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_pass_accident
D. B. Cooper
D. B. Cooper is the name popularly used to refer to an unidentified man who hijacked a Boeing 727 aircraft in the airspace between Portland, Oregon and Seattle, Washington, USA on November 24, 1971. He extorted $200,000 in ransom and parachuted to an uncertain fate. To date, the case remains the only unsolved airline hijacking in American aviation history.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper |
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. |
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kerber
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Fyro Macedonia
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kerber
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Fyro Macedonia
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Poli
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Slovenia
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kerber
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Fyro Macedonia
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kerber
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Fyro Macedonia
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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andjusticeforall
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Croatia
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8582 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 17/10/2011 : 19:01:54
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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VICEVI !!!
