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Zagor12
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Croatia
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Posted - 10/12/2011 : 15:06:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
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Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 10/12/2011 : 15:18:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor12
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mavra
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Member since 13/01/2011

Posted - 10/12/2011 : 15:31:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mavra a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor12





Ne zna covek da li da se smeje ili da place. Ovo je moglo da ide i u temu Otisli smo u 3pm
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

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Posted - 10/12/2011 : 15:53:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zbilja, svake godine sve mlađe i mlađe, a sve gore i gore...
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 10/12/2011 : 21:25:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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paro
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Croatia
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Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 10/12/2011 : 21:51:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor12





Dobar, dobar, popravljaš se
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Zagor12
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Croatia
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Posted - 10/12/2011 : 22:45:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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paro
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Croatia
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Posted - 11/12/2011 : 08:41:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 11/12/2011 : 12:01:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Doš’o Mujo kod doktora, trazi lijek za Fatu.

- Što joj je? - pita doktor.
- Ma ne čuje dobro.
- Pa koliko je oštećenje sluha?
- Uh, ne znam baš tačno, al’ ću ispitat’, pa ću vam javit’.

Vraća se Mujo kući i još iz dvorišta viče:
- Fatoooo, šta ima za ručak?

Ništa, nema odgovora. Kad dođe na vrata, on opet:
- Fato, šta ima za ručak?

Opet nema odgovora.
Dođe Mujo do kuhinjskih vrata i opet drekne:
- Fato, šta ima za ručak?

Opet ništa.
Uđe Mujo u kuhinju i primakne joj se skoro na uho:
- Fato, šta ima za ručak?

- Ama krompiruša, ne deri se više, tri puta sam ti rekla!
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 11/12/2011 : 14:47:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ja sam nedavno pojeo jednog Engleza, mršavog, žgoljavog, tvrdog kao đon. Strava jedna - reče prvi ljudožder.
- Ja sam pojeo jednog Nijemca, debelog, masnog...Užas! - reče drugi ljudožder.
- Ja sam se osladio s jednom posebnom vrstom - reče treći ljudožder - bio je u pitanju Hrvat-direktor. Divota jedna! Na glavi hrpa putra! Kičma mekana, kao da je ni nema, sve sama savitljiva hrskavica! A tek guzica! Unutra još trojica...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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King Warrior
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Posted - 11/12/2011 : 14:53:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Prođe Mujo kroz crveno.
Zaustavi ga Murjak.
- “Gospodine prošli ste kroz crveno!”
- “Naravno da sam prošao kroz crveno kad se žurim.”
- “Pa kuda tako žurite?”
- “Na groblje!”
- “Zašto na groblje?”
- “Da zakopam punicu.”
- “Koju punicu?”
- “Pa mrtvu punicu, eno je u gepeku, ubio sam je!”
- Kako ste je ubili?”
- “Lijepo, s pištoljem, u ladici mi je!”
Preplaši se policajac i pozove specijalce.
Dođu specijalci, otvore bunker, a tamo ništa.
Kaže policajac:
- “Pogledajte u ladicu, ima pištolj!”
Otvore ladicu, a ono opet ništa, prazno. Kad će Mujo: – “Gle budalu još će reći da sam prošao kroz crveno!”
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 11/12/2011 : 15:57:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Asian level
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 11/12/2011 : 19:52:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zdravko, Mladen Bajic sent you a request in RemetinecVille, do you accept?
Trljam ruke.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

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Posted - 11/12/2011 : 21:27:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/7722/real-polish-political-ad-with-death-metal
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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lwood
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Colombia
47578 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 11/12/2011 : 23:43:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Biseri iz naših novina

Jutarnji:
"Ostao bez noge u kafiću Foot Loose"

Arena:
"Častio rakijom, ubio sjekirom"

"Zagrebačka banka zadovoljna brojem pljački poslovnica"

Večernji:
"Na svadbi sanitarnih inspektora 540 oboljelih od salmonele"

Arena:
Susjeda šizofreničnog mladića koji je sjekirom ubio majku veli:
"Ma uvijek je bio problematičan. Da znate kako je samo znao nasekirati majku."

Jutarnji:
"Ubio ženu, a žali za ovcama".

"Kopao nos trčeći, pa usput iskopao oko"

Iskon:
Nakon sto je Jelena Kostanić u tri seta pobijedila tenisačicu Yuan Meng, nadnaslov na Iskonu: "TEŠKO S MENGOM"

Jutarnji:
"Pozvao ga na ćevape i silovao u šumi"

Slobodna Dalmacija:
"Osnovnoškolci ubili boga u vjeroučiteljici"
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 12/12/2011 : 00:04:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Piša Mujo u javnom WC-u, a do njega stao neki crnac. Naviruje se Mujo prema crncu, a ovaj mu reče:
- Što si blenuo?
- Slušaj, jarane, nemoj zamjeriti, ja sam čuo da vi crnci imate velike mašine, pa rekoh, ajde da pogledam sad kad imam priliku.
- Ma nije ti uopće stvar u veličini - reče crnac - nego ti mi imamo jednu foru: kad ga guramo, činimo to skroz polako, a vadimo ga još polakše. I tako žene misle da je strašno velik.
Došao Mujo kući i navalio na Fatu. Počne on tako kako je crnac rekao, polako ga gurne, i još polakše vadi. Pita ga Fata:
- Bolan Mujo, kakve su ti to crnačke fore?
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
711 Posts

Member since 14/09/2007

Posted - 12/12/2011 : 01:36:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vijest dana:

"Prvo državno natjecanje u apatiji je ukinuto zbog manjka interesa."
My username was a mistake.
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KRAS
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Slovenia
7797 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 12/12/2011 : 02:48:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
elvude, ti razumiješ slovenski...

http://www.sds.si/news/10328
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 12/12/2011 : 09:29:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KRAS

elvude, ti razumiješ slovenski...

http://www.sds.si/news/10328





klinc, poraz boli pa to...

res predlagam, da se Janši kupi enosmerno karto za Pluton







Povolilna zabava v SDS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DpiSbWQ_bZk
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
Edited by - Poli on 12/12/2011 10:09:13
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panzer
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Posted - 12/12/2011 : 10:20:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The romanticism over the cobbled street in Paris, the city lights at night, and the sweet serenity of its language is what most Japanese tourist expected. A shocking, reality check sets in and the picture of Paris that has been dreamt about, thought about gets shattered when they actually visit Paris. This effect can be so traumatic that is causes some Japanese to suffer psychiatric breakdown.

http://www.asitbreaks.com/numerous-japanese-experiences-%E2%80%9Cparis-syndrome%E2%80%9D-1852.html
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 12/12/2011 10:21:20
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 12/12/2011 : 11:37:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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lwood
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Colombia
47578 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 12/12/2011 : 11:48:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KRAS

elvude, ti razumiješ slovenski...

http://www.sds.si/news/10328






a evo pročita san.
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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lwood
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Colombia
47578 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 12/12/2011 : 11:59:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 12/12/2011 : 20:36:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 12/12/2011 : 21:56:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Leži cigan na trotoaru i drzi natpis
"PARALIZIRAN OD ROĐENJA"!
Prolazi neka gospođa, stavlja mu pare u kutiju, te kaže:
- "Ne brini, moglo je biti i gore, mogao si biti i slijep!"
- "A, to nikd više, kada sam bio SLIJEP, neko mi stavio lažna eura,
za malo da završim u zatvoru!"
Trljam ruke.
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