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Mac
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lwood
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 06/02/2012 : 23:57:15
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Pita Mujo Hasu: - "Jel jarane, kako odgajaš ti svoju djecu, batinama ili lijepim riječima?" - "Pa naravno, lijepim riječima!" - "A batine?" - "Primjenim i to ponekad, ali isključivo u samoodbrani!"
Vraća se Huso pripit kasno uveče kući i Fata ga bijesno dočeka na vratima: - "Tako dakle, u tri ujutru se vraćaš kući?" - "Ko kaže da se vraćam, samo sam došo po gitaru!"
Kaže Mujo Fati nakon svadbe Uporedio sam troškove naše svadbe i vrednost tvog miraza! I? - upitno će Fata. Ispadne da sam se oženio tobom iz ljubavi!
Pričaju telefonom Mujo i Suljo: - Gdje si ti Suljo? - Ma, evo me u Norveškoj. - A gdje je to? - Pa, kako da ti objasnim. Imaš li globus? - Imam. - E, to ti je odmah ispod šarafa.
Igraju Mujo i Haso poker. Mujo će: - Kakve karte imaš? - Tri asa, a ti? - Dvije sedmince i nož. - U je...te, al' te ide karta.
Zašto u slovenskim školama nisu potrebne karte za geografiju? Pa sve se vidi kroz prozor
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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lwood
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Colombia
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selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 00:05:03
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quote: Originally posted by Risar_69
Igraju Mujo i Haso poker. Mujo će: - Kakve karte imaš? - Tri asa, a ti? - Dvije sedmince i nož. - U je...te, al' te ide karta.
    Gotov sam!    |
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted. |
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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split85
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Croatia
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Poli
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Slovenia
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mladjo
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Croatia
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markolar
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Slovenia
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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 16:34:21
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quote: Originally posted by selanne
quote: Originally posted by Risar_69
Igraju Mujo i Haso poker. Mujo će: - Kakve karte imaš? - Tri asa, a ti? - Dvije sedmince i nož. - U je...te, al' te ide karta.
    Gotov sam!   
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swamp thing
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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lwood
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Colombia
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 00:41:36
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Chuck Norrisov koš na "namizju" u Windowsima ima ločeno-razdvojeno zbiranje-sabiranje odpadkov-smeča
Kako je ime nečaku Chucka Norrisa? Nechuck Norris
Šta radi Chuk Norris u spovjednici? Bogu otpušta grijehove
CHUCK NORRIS JE NACRTAO SVOJ AVTOPORTRET, KAD JE JOŠ BIO VAN GOGH:

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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Markos
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Croatia
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mladjo
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Croatia
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 16:58:23
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Prvo pravilo južnoameričkih sapunica:
"Nikad ne vrijeđaj ili zlostavljaj svoju sluškinju; koliko znaš, ona ti je možda majka." |
My username was a mistake. |
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Caleb
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split85
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Croatia
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