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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 06/02/2012 : 21:13:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 06/02/2012 : 22:08:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://youtu.be/3_zcRk6B7EA


You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 06/02/2012 : 23:57:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita Mujo Hasu:
- "Jel jarane, kako odgajaš ti svoju djecu, batinama ili lijepim riječima?"
- "Pa naravno, lijepim riječima!"
- "A batine?"
- "Primjenim i to ponekad, ali isključivo u samoodbrani!"


Vraća se Huso pripit kasno uveče kući i Fata ga bijesno dočeka na vratima:
- "Tako dakle, u tri ujutru se vraćaš kući?"
- "Ko kaže da se vraćam, samo sam došo po gitaru!"


Kaže Mujo Fati nakon svadbe
Uporedio sam troškove naše svadbe i vrednost tvog miraza!
I? - upitno će Fata.
Ispadne da sam se oženio tobom iz ljubavi!


Pričaju telefonom Mujo i Suljo:
- Gdje si ti Suljo?
- Ma, evo me u Norveškoj.
- A gdje je to?
- Pa, kako da ti objasnim. Imaš li globus?
- Imam.
- E, to ti je odmah ispod šarafa.



Igraju Mujo i Haso poker. Mujo će:
- Kakve karte imaš?
- Tri asa, a ti?
- Dvije sedmince i nož.
- U je...te, al' te ide karta.




Zašto u slovenskim školama nisu potrebne karte za geografiju?
Pa sve se vidi kroz prozor




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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 07/02/2012 00:05:01
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 06/02/2012 : 23:59:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mac






You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 00:05:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69



Igraju Mujo i Haso poker. Mujo će:
- Kakve karte imaš?
- Tri asa, a ti?
- Dvije sedmince i nož.
- U je...te, al' te ide karta.



Gotov sam!

Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 00:34:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 08:06:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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split85
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Croatia
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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 09:28:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 14:43:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote










zajedno sa porukom "and then she left me"









Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 15:32:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote

COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero

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markolar
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Slovenia
3104 Posts

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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 16:34:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send markolar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by selanne

quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69



Igraju Mujo i Haso poker. Mujo će:
- Kakve karte imaš?
- Tri asa, a ti?
- Dvije sedmince i nož.
- U je...te, al' te ide karta.



Gotov sam!



Haha
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swamp thing
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
4078 Posts

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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 19:50:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send swamp thing a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP312o5TL9k

Znači, mala je luda...hejteri, sakrijte se :D :D :D
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

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Posted - 07/02/2012 : 21:56:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by swamp thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP312o5TL9k

Znači, mala je luda...hejteri, sakrijte se :D :D :D



bolji je ovaj komentar:idi kupi lekovito bilje. LEČI SE!


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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 00:41:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Chuck Norrisov koš na "namizju" u Windowsima ima ločeno-razdvojeno zbiranje-sabiranje odpadkov-smeča

Kako je ime nečaku Chucka Norrisa? Nechuck Norris

Šta radi Chuk Norris u spovjednici? Bogu otpušta grijehove


CHUCK NORRIS JE NACRTAO SVOJ AVTOPORTRET, KAD JE JOŠ BIO VAN GOGH:



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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 08/02/2012 00:42:23
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 00:45:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tir56-Qy724
vidi ovog, kako je ukrao kola

ufff, što je teško
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9w9IX3JX4

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 08/02/2012 01:02:22
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 10:55:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote










Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 11:33:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote











Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 08/02/2012 11:52:43
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 11:52:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote





Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 08/02/2012 12:00:29
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Markos
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Croatia
29704 Posts

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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 12:33:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Markos's Homepage  Send Markos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Life is like a penis - simple, soft, relaxed and hanging freely.
Then women make it hard.

Trouble will find me
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 13:12:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Purgeri pomažu Splićanima:


http://www.index.hr/like/clanak/humana-pomoc-splicanima-purgerski-vodic-kako-koristiti-lopatu-i-metlu/598062.aspx

COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero


Edited by - mladjo on 08/02/2012 13:13:12
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 13:15:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The best of Milivoj Lulek:



COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero


Edited by - mladjo on 08/02/2012 13:16:09
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 13:18:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote

COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero

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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
711 Posts

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Prvo pravilo južnoameričkih sapunica:

"Nikad ne vrijeđaj ili zlostavljaj svoju sluškinju; koliko znaš, ona ti je možda majka."

My username was a mistake.
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Caleb
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Greece
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Posted - 08/02/2012 : 17:39:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Caleb's Homepage  Send Caleb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mladjo

Purgeri pomažu Splićanima:


http://www.index.hr/like/clanak/humana-pomoc-splicanima-purgerski-vodic-kako-koristiti-lopatu-i-metlu/598062.aspx



Али од 1:20

Preveo: Goran Krickovic, Tekst interpretirali: Ljubiša Bacic, Nada Blam, Miroslav Bijelic, Vlastimir Ðuza Stoiljkovic i Nikola Simic, Magnetoskop: Miroslav Nikolov, Ton majstor: Rihard Merc, Realizacija: Slavko Tatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkE5VYffiR0
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split85
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Croatia
8334 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 09/02/2012 : 08:19:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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