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xilrion
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Croatia
3033 Posts

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Posted - 15/02/2012 : 14:46:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Izgubljen je crni doberman, molimo ako ga neko vidi - neka beži!

Stan u centru Beograda 130 m2, vikendica na Hvaru, Mercedes CLS.
Ništa ne prodajem, samo se hvalim.

Licni kontakti: Mladi student, 26 godina, ne puši, ne pije, ne jebe, rado bi promenio način života. Javi se hitno!!!

Prodajem povoljno diplome (Ekonomski, Filozofski, Arhitektura i Građevina).
AKCIJA 3+1 gratis!!!


Iznajmljujem Sloveniju za manje svečane prilike i porodična okupljanja.


Poklanjam lepog bull-terijera. Jede sve. Obožava i decu.


Menjam peticu sa filozofskog fakulteta, za jedinicu iz dobrostojeće familije.


Poklanjam pudlicu. Zvati od 5 popodne do 10 uveče. Ako se javi ženski glas - spusti slušalicu!


Potreban vidovnjak za odlično plaćen posao. On će znati gde i kad da se javi.

Prodajem spermu, ugradnja besplatna!

Nudim posao u Republici Hrvatskoj. Plata svaki mesec.

Prodajem kuću na kliznom zemljištu, nije puno prešla, uskoro 1. red uz more!


Prodajem kuću 5000 km od Novog Sada.

Prodajem sinov Index, 3 godine star, ko nov.


Prodajem padobran, nov, jednom korišcen, neotvaran.


Povoljno i nasilnički ulazim u tramvaj i zauzimam mesto samo za vas!


Prodajem stojadina u delovima. Pogledati od Čakovca do Varaždina.


Povoljno kukamo po sahranama.

Prodajem sina! Vrlo povoljno! '86. godište, nikada nije radio!Troši koliko mu date!
Ukoliko ga niko ne uzme- uspavljujem ga!!!

Menjam vitku zgodnu plavu ženu, za debelu dlakavu kuvaricu, jer umirem od gladi.


Zgodna, mlada plavuša(23god), 170cm/50kg, mere 90/60/90, neudata, imućna, dobra u krevetu i odlično kuva-prodaje motokultivator.
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DeeCay
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Croatia
21661 Posts

Member since 24/09/2002

Posted - 15/02/2012 : 15:34:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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dsormaz1
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Member since 28/04/2002

Posted - 15/02/2012 : 19:18:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dsormaz1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote




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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 15/02/2012 : 19:44:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote






i jedan crni
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Garak
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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bjelolasica
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Croatia
5106 Posts

Member since 30/08/2009

Posted - 15/02/2012 : 20:42:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bjelolasica a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Za druge fore proučite ovaj news bar jer ima blagu kritiku politike pa da ne nagrebem.
Don’t beat me massa!Please don’t beat me massa!Don’t beat this tired old body! No, no!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8D93Awa434
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dsormaz1
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Posted - 15/02/2012 : 21:06:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dsormaz1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 16/02/2012 : 10:39:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

malo glupih...
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 16/02/2012 : 11:41:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 16/02/2012 : 11:50:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
snovi svakog muškarca
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOjT3Fi7Srs
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 16/02/2012 11:50:34
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dsormaz1
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Posted - 16/02/2012 : 12:11:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dsormaz1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

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Posted - 16/02/2012 : 14:27:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 17/02/2012 : 13:11:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
dobra je ova sa štruklama
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 17/02/2012 : 18:26:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ah, te plavuše...









(nije vic...)
Trljam ruke.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 20/02/2012 : 09:36:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Rekao sam joj: "Dosta, ne mogu više!!! Odlazim od tebe!!!".
Izašao sam napolje i čuo sam pucanj!!!
Ne mogu da verujem, ubila se!? Vraćam se gore u stan, a ona me opet zajebala.....otvorila šampanjac...
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 20/02/2012 : 10:33:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Hunter S. Thompson


http://thechive.com/2009/01/02/hunter-s-thompson-motivational-posters-13-posters/
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
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KRAS
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Slovenia
7797 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 20/02/2012 : 17:23:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Prolazi Mujo pored prosjaka, a on mu jadan pruža ruku i kaže:
- Brate, nisam jeo tri dana.
A Mujo mu odgovara :
- Moraš, brate, makar na silu, moraaaaš ..
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Paka01
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
11453 Posts

Member since 14/02/2009

Posted - 20/02/2012 : 18:02:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Paka01 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Haha, dobar.
Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud

https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa
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King Warrior
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Posted - 20/02/2012 : 19:05:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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PijaniPatak
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Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 20/02/2012 : 19:57:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 21/02/2012 : 01:38:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote




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Koji auto možeš voziti 120 km/h po makadamu?

Službeni

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Muva Ciga Ciganku:

Mileva, 'ajd' da se ...?!

Može, al` da platiš.

Nemam para, Mileva, majke mi, al` ču ti dam mobilni.

Dobro, 'ajde.

I tako se oni ... i tek će ti Mileva:

Daj mobilni?!

Piši: 063......

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Ide Crvenkapa šumom kod bake i naiđe na vuka. On je pita:

Crvenkapice, gde si pošla?

Idem kod bake.

A možeš li mi dati adresu tvoje bake?

Mogu, www.baka.sr

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Šta je čvarak?

Bombona od svinje.

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Došao muž kući i pita ženu:

Gde su deca?

Žena kaže:

Na engleskom.

Muž odgovara:

Where are the children?

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Zašto kamikaze nose kacige?

Iz zajebancije!

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Pitali Cigu:

Šta bi uradio da ti polome ruku na tri mesta?

Pa ne bi više išao na ta mesta!

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Šta radiš kada te jure avion, tenk i svemirski brod?

Kažeš Cigi da zaustavi ringišpil.

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Posle mesec dana zabavljanja, kaže devojka svom dečku:

Pa, dragi, mislim da je vreme da me predstaviš svojoj porodici.

Na to on reče:

Neće moći. Žena mi je na poslu, a deca u školi.

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Stao šleper kod kurve. Pita je kamiondžija:

Šta radiš za 50 evra?

Ona kaže:

Sve..

Ajde ulazi, idemo da istovarimo neku robu.

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Pitaju Cigu šta će da radi kada bude bio smak sveta?

Pakujem kofere i begam za Nemačku - odgovori Ciga.

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Ode Ciga kod doktora i ovaj mu kaže:

Cigo, po mojoj proceni, živećeš još sto dana.

A Ciga će:

Od čega, doktore, od čega?!
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 21/02/2012 : 08:28:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 21/02/2012 : 11:30:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


dragi Boze!




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
866 Posts

Member since 15/08/2009

Posted - 21/02/2012 : 17:46:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bosancicigor a Private Message  Reply with Quote













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