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Zlotvor
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Posted - 29/12/2012 : 22:21:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Što pokloniti pedofilu koji ima gotovo sve?
- Veću župu.

Trljam ruke.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 29/12/2012 : 22:25:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A ovo sam poslikao 98 u Moskvi. Na wcu piše kao: približi se ako smeš-to je bio jedan manji lošiji kafič izvan Moskve u Sergejevem posadu

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 30/12/2012 : 10:36:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote



“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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masni
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Serbia
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Posted - 30/12/2012 : 12:12:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send masni a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Zelim Lone Vulf-a meke korice. Pristupacna cena kao ,blek i mark ludens
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 30/12/2012 : 19:22:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Najbolji komentari na youtube klipove...Nesto uskrsava, ali to nije isus


“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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DeeCay
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Posted - 30/12/2012 : 23:56:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nije loše...

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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DeeCay
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Posted - 30/12/2012 : 23:59:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nije fora al je cool... Editirane fotke i originali.

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 31/12/2012 : 12:28:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Alkohol pomaže kod odstranjevanja stresa, grudnjaka, gačica
i ostalih problema


Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

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Andrej
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Croatia
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Posted - 31/12/2012 : 16:14:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Andrej a Private Message  Reply with Quote
@deecay -moze link za stranicu sa koje si skinuo ove slike?

"War will cease when we refuse to fight"
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 01/01/2013 : 09:47:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zadnja scena je legendarna..


“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde

Edited by - mr murdoc on 01/01/2013 09:48:21
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DeeCay
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Posted - 01/01/2013 : 13:37:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
dailyfailcenter.com, tu ti stavljaju razne stvari svaki dan...

quote:
Originally posted by Andrej

@deecay -moze link za stranicu sa koje si skinuo ove slike?


“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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xilrion
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Posted - 02/01/2013 : 13:33:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote

https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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mr murdoc
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Posted - 02/01/2013 : 20:40:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Rakija zmijovača - najbolji poklon za punicu ovih blagdana

http://www.index.hr/lajk/poster/14402/rakija-zmijovaca-najbolji-poklon-za-punicu-ovih-blagdana

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde

Edited by - mr murdoc on 02/01/2013 20:42:37
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 04/01/2013 : 14:32:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://slobodnadalmacija.hr/Hrvatska/tabid/66/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/195639/Default.aspx

al se ovaj gadno iznenadia

depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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DeeCay
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Posted - 04/01/2013 : 16:53:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 04/01/2013 : 19:20:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Imam pitat nesto.
treba li za CG viza, i radna dozvola?
( hm..s naglaskom na - radna.)


~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 05/01/2013 : 21:16:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Braco moja mila!!
Dalmatinac nosi sirotinju oko vrata, ovome je i ona stvarcica valjda od zlata ...




edit: cek..nesto pise jos-

On je Datta Phuge, ima 32 godine i majicu od 24-karatnog zlata vrijednu više od 15 tisuća funti.
Nada se da će mu pomoći u pristupu ženama. Dosad je bio, onako, sramežljiv.


Ode ja na baustelu sama sebi zaradit za nove tanjure!

~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~

Edited by - Just_Charlie on 05/01/2013 21:18:59
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 05/01/2013 : 21:39:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote

http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Andrej
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/01/2013 : 21:55:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Andrej a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by acestroke




Ajme umro sam od smijeha skoro
Zbog ovakvih sam ja postova glasao za Acea kao forumaša godine

"War will cease when we refuse to fight"
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 05/01/2013 : 22:40:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Andrej

quote:
Originally posted by acestroke




Ajme umro sam od smijeha skoro
Zbog ovakvih sam ja postova glasao za Acea kao forumaša godine




http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 05/01/2013 : 23:36:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
znam, znam..idem, pripremite trescice, ja cu se lijepo smjestiti a netko nek` podpali poda mnom..spremna sam vec stoljecima
samo da znate nisam ja expert za marketing, oni su se toga dosjetili i egzorcizam predlazem vrsiti nad njima, jer ne znaju sta cine gospe moja.


~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 05/01/2013 : 23:43:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hehehehe, dobra :)
Cekic je "so 1990s"

http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 06/01/2013 : 06:52:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Odveo zet punicu kod jarana - doktora.
Nju ostavio u čekaonici, a on ušao i govori jaranu:
-Molim te, nemoj joj govoriti UDAHNI - IZDAHNI, samo joj reci IZDAHNI i na tom nek i ostane!



Pita žena muža:
-Sjećaš se ono kad si išao na pecanje prije šest mjeseci?
-Kako da ne, bio je odličan ulov! -E, pa zvala te je riba koju si ulovio - očekuje ribice!


Razgovaraju dvije babe:
-Koliko si teška?
-Sa naočarima 78 kg.
-A bez naočara?
-Ne znam, ne vidim vagu.


Mujo: -Fato,daj mi one golf carape!
Fata: -Koje?
Mujo: -One sa devet rupa!


Presretne čovjek gospodina u odjelu, izvadi pištolj i zaprijeti:
- Ali, ... Ja sam ... Političar.
- Dobro onda, daj mi MOJE pare!


Za dug život trebate ostati u formi.
Moja nana je u 60-oj počela
hodati 10 km dnevno.
Danas ima 97 godina i nemamo pojma gdje je.



Svađaju se dva mališana:
-Moj tata je bolji od tvog!"
-E, pa onda, moja mama je bolja od tvoje!"
-Znam, i moj tata tako kaže!



Kupnja šešira

- Dobar dan. Željela bih kupiti jedan šešir sa širokim obodom.

- Na što konkretno mislite, gospođo?

- Konkretno mislim na seks, ali sada želim kupiti šešir.

Žalost u S. Koreji

U Sjevernoj Koreji, tijekom trajanja višednevne žalosti, čovjek zove

telefonom nadležne u partiji i pita:

Oprostite, je li dopušten seks u danima žalosti?

Da, jest, ali samo sa svojom ženom.

A zašto samo sa svojom?

Da tuga bude veća...





Hasina čestitka



Našavši se na službenom putu za 50.-ti rođendan svoje supruge s kojom više

nije u prvoj ljubavi, Haso pošalje čestitku: S 20 godina bila si

kao ružin pupoljak, s 30 si bila kao čokolada, s 40 kao šampanjac, a s 50 si

stara baba!

Dobivši čestitku Fata se malo oneraspoloži, a onda sjedne i napiše Hasi

odgovor: Pupoljak nisi ubrao ti, čokoladu si podijelio s najboljim

prijateljem, šampanjac su pili svi, ali zato sa starom babom spavaš samo ti!







Obiteljski dijalog

Žena: Jesi l' jeo?

Muž: Jesi l' jeo?

Žena: Ti to mene kopiraš?

Muž: Ti to mene kopiraš?

Žena: Volim te.

Muž: Jeo sam.







Konfučije

Žena je upitala Konfucija:

Kada žena spava sa 3 različita muškarca svi kažu da je drolja!

Ali kada muškarac spava sa 10 različitih žena onda je on "faca"!

ZAŠTO ?

Konfucije:

Ako jednu bravu otvaraju 3 različita ključa to je onda loša brava.

Ali ako jedan ključ otvara 10 različitih brava to je onda dobar ključ !







Ruski

Gleda jedan Rus državnu TV i na vijestima čuje da je u Sibiru minus 55°C.

Naravno, ne vjeruje vijestima. E, baš ću zovnuti brata koji tamo živi i

provjeriti, kaže i okrene telefon:

Reci mi brate molim te, koliko je stupnjeva tu kod vas ?

Ček' da pogledam... tu negde oko minus 35°C, zašto pitaš ?

Pa ovi na TV lažu, kažu -55°C.

A, pa možda vani !!!







Najbolji primjer simbioze flore i faune je sarma.





Kleptomani su ljudi koji pronađu neke stvari prije nego što ih vlasnik

izgubi.





Rekla mi je, da sam ja ono bez čega cvijeće ne može živjeti. Kasnije sam

saznao da je to đubre.





Od svih životnih putova najbolji su službeni.









Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 06/01/2013 06:56:12
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

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Posted - 06/01/2013 : 12:49:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood

http://slobodnadalmacija.hr/Hrvatska/tabid/66/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/195639/Default.aspx

al se ovaj gadno iznenadia



Čovječe, gadna je kriza kada žene poznatih poduzetnika rade kao spremačice!
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panzer
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Posted - 07/01/2013 : 09:20:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Compressorhead Ace of Spades:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBSkq-_St8&feature=youtu.be

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!

Edited by - panzer on 07/01/2013 09:22:46
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