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bosancicigor
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Croatia
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

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Posted - 03/03/2013 : 22:10:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mislili ste da je "Ana voli Milovana" jedina obosmjerna (palindromna) rečenica koja postoji u našem jeziku?

Evo ih još nekolicina:

01. Udovica baci vodu.
02. Ana nabra par banana.
03. Idu ljudi.
04. Evo love.
05. U Rimu umiru.
06. Mače jede ječam.
07. Navi uru Ivan.
08. Anja sebe sanja.
09. Ana voda Radovana.
10. Avda tera jareta dva.
11. Perica reže raci rep.
12. Imaju Arapi i para u jami.
13. Uguraj u jarugu.
14. Sir ima miris.
15. E sine, ženi se!
16. Idu ljeta, pate ljudi.
17. I jogurt ujutru goji.
18. A mene tu ni minute nema.
19. Ružan Edo ode na žur.
20. Gola Maja jede jaja malog.
21. Car ukida Adi kurac.
22. U Bejrutu Arapi kipara u tur jebu.
23. Evo sada sove.
24. Nema Kata kamen.
25. Imamo ono o mami.
26. Ujak ima radar, a mi Kaju.
27. On krpu uvali lavu u prkno.
28. Oruđa doda Đuro.

I na kraju, "car" među palindromima:
Mišu pita Dara: "Da ti pušim?"
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panzer
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12626 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 04/03/2013 : 09:36:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 04/03/2013 09:37:17
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xilrion
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Croatia
3023 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 04/03/2013 : 12:24:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stari borac

22. U Bejrutu Arapi kipara u tur jebu.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 04/03/2013 : 13:18:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
U naletu sveopćeg uguzbe EU, promijenit će se i nazivi gradova:


Bakar - Copper
Baška Voda - Just like Water
Beli Manastir - White Abbey
Bistra - Clear
Bol - Pain
Crikvenica - Littlechurch
Čabar - Whatbar
Čista Mala - Pure Small
Čavoglave - Thompson Village
Dicmo - Wherearewe
Dražice - Clitorises
Drvenik - Woodville
Dugi otok - Long Island
Dugo Selo - Long Village
Đurđevac - Georgetown
Golubić - Pigeonville
Ivanec - Littlejohn
Jastrebarsko - Hawk City
Karlovac - Dickhunter
Kaštel Novi - Newcastle
Konjščina - Horse City
Krapina - Neandertal City
Krapinske Toplice - Neandertal City Spa
Križevci - Crossville
Kumrovec - Godfater City
Kutina - Angletexaco
Lepoglava -Pretyhead
Ludbreg - Madhall
Mrzlo Polje - Cold Field
Neviđane - Notlooking
Novalja - NoOK
Omiš - O'mouse
Orahovica - Walnutville
Ploče - Panels
Poreč - Halfword
Pregrada - Barrier
Pušća - Leak
Rijeka - River town
Ruskamen - Russianrock
Sali - With Lee
Samobor - Onlypine
sisak - Boobsy
Sokolovac - Hawkville
Split - Kerum Town
Suhopolje - Dryfield
Svinjarevci - Swineville
Šarengrad - Multicolor Town
Tučepi - Herecorks
Turopolje - Assfield
Veliko Trgovišće - Great Marketville
Virovitica - Whirlpoolbird
Zabok - Behindhip
Zadar - 4gift
Zagreb - Scrabble Town
Zaprešić - Behind little squeezer
Zečevo - Rabbitville
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
13988 Posts

Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 04/03/2013 : 14:03:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Još odličnih i vulgarnih palindroma:


- Car u Kini fafa fini kurac!
- A Car u Krapini fafa fini par kuraca!
- Ataman caru kurac namata.
- Car u kaci cica kurac.
- Car u kadi vida kurac.
- Car u kavi mu umiva kurac.
- Car u Keniji, Murat oliz´o jaja Jozi, Lotaru, Miji - ne kurac!
- Car u kiltu Suadu duda u Sutli kurac.
- Car u Kini Faniku "Fani" mami na fuk i na fini kurac.
- Car u kinu pipa Papi puni kurac.
- Car u kuti tura karu Titu, kurac.
- Car u kvas umeće musav kurac.
- Cara jebe jarac.

Nastavlja se...
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 04/03/2013 : 23:03:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mac

Šta je ovdje smiješno?


ništa, kaj bi bilo smiješno, ključan je stil kak Vince nastupa u ovoj reklami.
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 04/03/2013 : 23:12:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mladjo

U naletu sveopćeg uguzbe EU, promijenit će se i nazivi gradova:


Bakar - Copper
Baška Voda - Just like Water
Beli Manastir - White Abbey
Bistra - Clear
Bol - Pain
Crikvenica - Littlechurch
Čabar - Whatbar
Čista Mala - Pure Small
Čavoglave - Thompson Village
Dicmo - Wherearewe
Dražice - Clitorises
Drvenik - Woodville
Dugi otok - Long Island
Dugo Selo - Long Village
Đurđevac - Georgetown
Golubić - Pigeonville
Ivanec - Littlejohn
Jastrebarsko - Hawk City
Karlovac - Dickhunter
Kaštel Novi - Newcastle
Konjščina - Horse City
Krapina - Neandertal City
Krapinske Toplice - Neandertal City Spa
Križevci - Crossville
Kumrovec - Godfater City
Kutina - Angletexaco
Lepoglava -Pretyhead
Ludbreg - Madhall
Mrzlo Polje - Cold Field
Neviđane - Notlooking
Novalja - NoOK
Omiš - O'mouse
Orahovica - Walnutville
Ploče - Panels
Poreč - Halfword
Pregrada - Barrier
Pušća - Leak
Rijeka - River town
Ruskamen - Russianrock
Sali - With Lee
Samobor - Onlypine
sisak - Boobsy
Sokolovac - Hawkville
Split - Kerum Town
Suhopolje - Dryfield
Svinjarevci - Swineville
Šarengrad - Multicolor Town
Tučepi - Herecorks
Turopolje - Assfield
Veliko Trgovišće - Great Marketville
Virovitica - Whirlpoolbird
Zabok - Behindhip
Zadar - 4gift
Zagreb - Scrabble Town
Zaprešić - Behind little squeezer
Zečevo - Rabbitville




e jebote osto sam bez zraka čitajući ovo
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 04/03/2013 : 23:13:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Difool

Još odličnih i vulgarnih palindroma:


- Car u Kini fafa fini kurac!
- A Car u Krapini fafa fini par kuraca!
- Ataman caru kurac namata.
- Car u kaci cica kurac.
- Car u kadi vida kurac.
- Car u kavi mu umiva kurac.
- Car u Keniji, Murat oliz´o jaja Jozi, Lotaru, Miji - ne kurac!
- Car u kiltu Suadu duda u Sutli kurac.
- Car u Kini Faniku "Fani" mami na fuk i na fini kurac.
- Car u kinu pipa Papi puni kurac.
- Car u kuti tura karu Titu, kurac.
- Car u kvas umeće musav kurac.
- Cara jebe jarac.

Nastavlja se...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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panzer
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12626 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 05/03/2013 : 09:26:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"... A man dressed as the caped crusader Batman has handed over a wanted man at a Bradford police station before disappearing into the night ...":
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-21654930
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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12626 Posts

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Posted - 05/03/2013 : 09:30:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Za Trekkije:
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 05/03/2013 09:30:24
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 05/03/2013 : 10:30:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
866 Posts

Member since 15/08/2009

Posted - 05/03/2013 : 23:23:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bosancicigor a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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lwood
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Colombia
47145 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 05/03/2013 : 23:47:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 05/03/2013 : 23:52:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
atenšn, a litl pikčr





Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 05/03/2013 23:59:11
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 06/03/2013 : 00:02:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
DE LIVING LEĐEND
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 06/03/2013 00:09:19
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

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Posted - 06/03/2013 : 00:11:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
dets amejzing
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 06/03/2013 00:17:59
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 06/03/2013 : 00:34:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 06/03/2013 00:39:05
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

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Posted - 06/03/2013 : 19:31:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Alkohol je čudo
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

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Posted - 06/03/2013 : 21:36:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kako se zove mužjak ose? - Osi-gurač.


Kako se zove Betmenov sin? - Kinderbet.


Kako se na engleskom kaže Dražen Zečić? - Hunny Bunny.


Koje je najvažnije pitanje za siguran seks? - Kad ti se vraća muž?


Koja je viagra najbolja? - Tuđa žena.


Koja je najgora kombinacija lijekova? - Vijagra i apaurin. Seksao bi se, a ne da ti se.


Kako se kaže Hello Kitty na bosanskom? Đe s', ba, maco.


Kako Zagorci nazivaju hobotnicu? Riba s korenjem.


Kako u Srbiji zovu devino mladunče? - Kamilica.


Kako se zove mobilni telefon napravljen od drveta? - Pinokia.


Kako u Zagorju zovu Georgea Busha? - Joža Grmek.


Kako se na japanskom kaže impotencija? - Jao pao.


Kako možeš prepoznati kratkovidnog ginekologa? - Ima mokar nos.


Što zajedničko imaju klitoris, godišnjica braka i wc? - Muškarci ih uvijek promaše.


Što je to 100 zuba i 2 jaja? - Krokodil.
A što je to 100 jaja i 2 zuba? - Starački dom.


Zašto u Kini nema komaraca? - Svaki je Kinez ubio svog.
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 06/03/2013 : 21:37:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita radoznali sin oca:- Tata, što je to peder?
- Da ti tata slikovito objasni. Eto, bili smo ja i Haso u zatvoru zbog šverca cigareta. Bilo nam dosadno pa smo se kartali, pa tko dobije jebe, a tko izgubi, bit će jeben. Dobio Haso prvu partiju a ja se naguzim po dogovoru. Dobio on i drugu i treću. E, četvrtu sam ja dobio i onda Haso kaže: Meni se više ne igra. E vidiš sine, to ti je peder...

Ulazi Mujo u kucu i kaže:
- Fato pakuj se dobio sam na lotu!!!
Fata vice:
- Super, jel da se pakujem za planinu ili za more?
Mujo odgovara:
- Kako hoceš, boli me quratz, samo odjebi odavde!!
Wtf?
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 06/03/2013 : 23:51:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote


http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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lwood
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Colombia
47145 Posts

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Posted - 07/03/2013 : 00:29:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://youtu.be/ohOtZPhPJw8
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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lwood
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Colombia
47145 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 07/03/2013 : 00:59:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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lwood
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Colombia
47145 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 07/03/2013 : 01:02:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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