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bagi
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Posted - 15/01/2014 : 23:30:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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xilrion
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/01/2014 : 14:55:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
lol
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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Opti
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Posted - 16/01/2014 : 20:42:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote

http://i.imgur.com/QSH3txR.jpg
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
Edited by - Opti on 16/01/2014 20:53:52
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nagor
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Posted - 16/01/2014 : 20:46:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 16/01/2014 : 20:47:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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panzer
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 10:02:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 10:02:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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bagi
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 10:23:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by panzer
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nagor
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 13:09:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 17:23:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Stari borac
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KRAS
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 21:06:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
stari borac..od tebe sam ocekivo neki dobar socan vic...pun mi kurac ovih debilnih i infantilnih kolaza sto se lepe zadnje vreme..srozao se nam humor ko ekonomija
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KRAS
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 21:09:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor


i, pajdo, sta je ovde smesno isus ga dragi jebo
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bagi
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 21:31:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
E jesi...
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bagi
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 21:39:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hase se zabrinuo za Fatu te je poslao doktoru na pregled vitalnih ženskih organa,onako,iz čiste muške ljubavi.Kad se Fata vratila kući on je priupita: ženice,u kakvom stanju je pipica?-Odlično,odgovori Fata.A sike,kako su one?-I one su dobro.A šupčić? -E jebi ga,Hase,nije priupitao za tebe...
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Edited by - bagi on 17/01/2014 21:39:50
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bagi
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 21:48:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Jedina stvar za koju Bošnjo ne bi volio da crkne komšiji je wireless router...
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bagi
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 21:57:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo i Haso stanovali u istoj zgradi.
Jednog dana Mujo zovne policiju i kaže:
- “Molim vas to nema smisla. Haso me odozgo popišo, a cini mi se da on i nema neke papire za ovaj stan.”
I odu policajci kod Hase i kažu mu:
- “Ma bolan Haso šta to radiš, što pišaš po covjeku”, i traže mu papire za stan.
A Haso izvadi po 100 eura, dade policajcima i obeca da nece više.
Silaze policajci a Mujo ih pita šta je bilo.
Kažu policajci:
- “E moj Mujo, kakve on papire ima, da te i posro ne bi mu ništa mogli.”
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bagi
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 22:05:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo utrči u apoteku, a unutra ogroman red:
- Molim vas, pustite me preko reda, hitno mi je, djevojka mi tamo leži!
Svi se razmaknu kad su to čuli i puste Muju do apotekara koji ga upita:
-Recite, šta Vam treba?
-Brzo jednu kutiju kondoma požurite!!!
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bagi
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 22:09:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
-Svađaju se 2 pedera i kaze prvi:
-odjebi
-odjebi ti
-idi u 3 pičke materine
-idi i ti
-popuši mi
-OOOOO SAD JOS HOĆEŠ DA SE POMIRIMO...
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Edited by - bagi on 17/01/2014 22:10:19
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KRAS
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Slovenia
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 22:17:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bagi

Mujo i Haso stanovali u istoj zgradi.
Jednog dana Mujo zovne policiju i kaže:
- “Molim vas to nema smisla. Haso me odozgo popišo, a cini mi se da on i nema neke papire za ovaj stan.”
I odu policajci kod Hase i kažu mu:
- “Ma bolan Haso šta to radiš, što pišaš po covjeku”, i traže mu papire za stan.
A Haso izvadi po 100 eura, dade policajcima i obeca da nece više.
Silaze policajci a Mujo ih pita šta je bilo.
Kažu policajci:
- “E moj Mujo, kakve on papire ima, da te i posro ne bi mu ništa mogli.”





daj bogati prevedi ovo na angloamericki jezik...posto se mnogi ovde kurce kao znaju engleski pa da se i oni smeju.ako ga skuze.skapiraju il skontaju...

inace dobar
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bagi
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 22:22:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KRAS

quote:
Originally posted by bagi

Mujo i Haso stanovali u istoj zgradi.
Jednog dana Mujo zovne policiju i kaže:
- “Molim vas to nema smisla. Haso me odozgo popišo, a cini mi se da on i nema neke papire za ovaj stan.”
I odu policajci kod Hase i kažu mu:
- “Ma bolan Haso šta to radiš, što pišaš po covjeku”, i traže mu papire za stan.
A Haso izvadi po 100 eura, dade policajcima i obeca da nece više.
Silaze policajci a Mujo ih pita šta je bilo.
Kažu policajci:
- “E moj Mujo, kakve on papire ima, da te i posro ne bi mu ništa mogli.”





daj bogati prevedi ovo na angloamericki jezik...posto se mnogi ovde kurce kao znaju engleski pa da se i oni smeju.ako ga skuze.skapiraju il skontaju...

inace dobar


Evo ga,friško sa google translate-a...Kad se ne upišah od smijeha...


Tweedledum and Tweedledee lived in the same building.
One day, he called the police and Mujo says:
- "Please do not make sense. Tweedledee me from the top of the list, and it seems to me that he does not have any paperwork for this apartment. "
I go to the police with Hase and say to him:
- "Oh, painful Tweedledee what are you doing, you pee on the man," and seek his paperwork for the apartment.
And Tweedledee took out 100 euros, gave police and promise not more.
Mujo go down cops and ask them what happened.
Police say:
- "My E Mujo, what papers he has, and that you popped no harm could."
Wtf?
Edited by - bagi on 17/01/2014 22:23:31
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KRAS
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Slovenia
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 22:29:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
dobro da nerazumem emgleski...al evo prilike za sve one sto lepe retardirane fotke na emgleskom..dabogda pocrkali od smehahahaba
Edited by - KRAS on 17/01/2014 22:30:54
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Windwalker
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 22:43:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Windwalker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 22:44:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KRAS

dobro da nerazumem emgleski...al evo prilike za sve one sto lepe retardirane fotke na emgleskom..dabogda pocrkali od smehahahaba


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KRAS
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Slovenia
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Posted - 17/01/2014 : 22:48:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
nego, reci ti men sta je to tolko smesno u onom textu ispod ona dva kreveta..
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