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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/01/2014 : 23:09:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

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Posted - 28/01/2014 : 20:26:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dojde mali Štefek iz škole i sav je v brigama.

- Ka'je, Štefek? Kaj si tak stiha? - pita babica.

- Ma nikaj, dobil sam zadaču v školi, ali mi vi, babica, tu nemrete pomoči.

- Zakaj ne? Pa pitaj!

- Moramo napisati kakva je razlika između seksa, grupnog seksa i ljubavi...

Grunta malo babica i veli:

- Ma slušaj ti mene, Štefek, ve ti bum ja sve objasnila!

- Slušam!

- Za vreme rata, 'da sam još bila mlada i dobrodržeča, jen dan sam kopala kuruzu i došel je jen Švabo. Otprl je šlic i pokazal da bi on štel onu stvar delati... Kak je bil rat i ja sam bila strahu, ja sam mu dala.

Švabo je svoje napravil i još mi je platil. To ti je bil seks.

- Aha... Dobro.... A kaj bi onda bil grupni seks?

- Je, drugi dan se je Švabo vrnul, s pet-šest kolegi... I ja sam opet bila strahu i tak su svi napravili svoje. I svi su pošteno platili. I to ti je bil grupni seks.

- Aha, dobro... A kaj je onda ljubav? - pita Štefek.

- Ma to su ti posle partizani zmislili da ne bi morali platiti...
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 29/01/2014 : 12:52:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
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Colombia
47320 Posts

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Posted - 29/01/2014 : 12:53:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 29/01/2014 : 13:07:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 29/01/2014 : 13:30:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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xilrion
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Croatia
3025 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 29/01/2014 : 15:19:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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nagor
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Posted - 29/01/2014 : 21:56:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 29/01/2014 : 22:00:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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nagor
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Posted - 29/01/2014 : 22:01:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 30/01/2014 : 01:33:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 30/01/2014 : 01:34:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 30/01/2014 : 01:36:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 30/01/2014 : 01:37:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 30/01/2014 : 01:39:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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panzer
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Posted - 30/01/2014 : 10:26:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.centerforinquiry.net/oncampus/blog/entry/justin_bieber/
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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ŠAŠ
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Posted - 30/01/2014 : 10:33:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ŠAŠ a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8585 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 30/01/2014 : 10:47:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vozi Mujo kamion kroz Sloveniju. Piči on tako kad odjednom ga zaustavi policajac. Kaže policajac:
- Drug, migalec vam ne dela!
Izađe Mujo van i gleda okolo i čudi se. Policajac ga spopao:
- Drug, pogledajte, migalec vam ne dela!
Mujo gleda okolo sav u čudu. Opet će policajac:
- Migalec vam ne dela!
Kad Mujo odjednom:
- Ma jebo te migalec, gledam gdje mi je prikolica!!
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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paro
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Croatia
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Posted - 30/01/2014 : 12:33:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ona: dragi jel izgledam debelo u ovim hlačama?
On: hočeš se ljutit ako ti kažem istinu?
Ona: naravno da neću.
On: jebo sam ti prijateljicu!!
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8585 Posts

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Posted - 30/01/2014 : 12:50:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Opti
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Vatican City
4533 Posts

Member since 06/07/2009

Posted - 30/01/2014 : 14:19:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood




Židovi najškrtiji
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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xilrion
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Croatia
3025 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 30/01/2014 : 14:27:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
a agnostici i ateisti najviše. surprise, surprise.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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solar
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Croatia
21432 Posts

Member since 16/03/2004

Posted - 30/01/2014 : 21:44:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Edited by - solar on 30/01/2014 21:44:33
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zlikovski
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Croatia
1090 Posts

Member since 21/03/2008

Posted - 31/01/2014 : 12:23:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulazi čovek u kafanu u Sarajevu:
- Molim vas jednu kavu
- Nema!
- Kako nema, pa šta piju svi ovi ljudi?
- Kahvu!
- Pa zar to nije isto?
- Jel' isto da ti ja ženu POVALIM, ili POHVALIM?
Grad - to ste vi.
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zlikovski
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Croatia
1090 Posts

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Posted - 31/01/2014 : 12:25:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Momak u apoteci pita apotekarku:
- Imate li kondome s ukusom maline?
- Nemamo.
- A s ukusom ananasa?
- Nemamo.
- A s ukusom jagode?
- Nemamo.
- A s ukusom jabuke?
- Nemamo.
Deda iz reda sa strane:
Alo momak, oš' ti jebat' il' praviš kompot?
Grad - to ste vi.
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