forum.stripovi.com
forum.stripovi.com
Home | Profile | Register | Active Topics | Active Polls | Aukcije | Private Messages | Members | Search | FAQ
Username:
 Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 www.stripovi.com - svaštara - off topic diskusije
 Svaštara
 VICEVI !!!		  New Topic New Poll New Poll
 Reply to Topic
Previous Page | Next Page
Author  Topic Next Topic
Page: of 645

lwood
Advanced Member



Colombia
46544 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 23/07/2014 : 21:16:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by trolodtroje

a ja odmah od početka pomislio amos ti šalje poruku....
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
Go to Top of Page

lwood
Advanced Member



Colombia
46544 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 23/07/2014 : 21:19:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
Go to Top of Page

Amos
Senior Member



Croatia
2896 Posts

Member since 03/01/2011

Posted - 24/07/2014 : 09:11:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Amos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by trolodtroje

a ja odmah od početka pomislio amos ti šalje poruku....



Kakva je situacija, mogao sam ga samo žicati pare, a ne nuditi.
Uža san gledati Inspektora Rexa, ali odusta san kad su prominili pasa.
Go to Top of Page

DODSFERD
Advanced Member



Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts

Member since 14/03/2014

Posted - 24/07/2014 : 15:09:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
Go to Top of Page

DODSFERD
Advanced Member



Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts

Member since 14/03/2014

Posted - 24/07/2014 : 15:11:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
Go to Top of Page

Just_Charlie
Advanced Member



8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 27/07/2014 : 10:00:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
bolje 1 u ruci nego 60 u polju
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
Go to Top of Page

Just_Charlie
Advanced Member



8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 27/07/2014 : 10:27:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Tako nekako ..

Danas je u auto-kampu "Klocna" održana velika svečanost na kojoj su prisustvovali svi turisti, kamperi. Povod za svečanost je bio jubilarni 100-ti za redom kišni dan. Kratki uvodni govor je održao direktor kampa Mile Kabanica koji se okupljenim turistima obratio na njemačkom jeziku.
"Majne gedragen turisten!
Kiša gepljusken svaki gedanen... aber... bar niks grom geopizden. Dodušen, opizden neki dan u cvaj Čehen, aber Čehen preživen... samo im kupaći aus prkno potrgen und šlapen na nogama razvalen.
Ih habe pouzdaniše informacion da gepljusken prestati oko 11-ti gemjesec, kad mislin da će gezaroken metar ipo snjegen! Tako da, ko imaden gumilancen, nek ostaden u kampen... a ko neimaden, ja ga gebogami ne kanim geguren aus kamp.
Isto taken... vi niks ge pričen okolo da vami u kampen gedosadno, jer ja nekom muti fiksen ako još gejednom to čujem... haben vi čuli mene!? Ako je gedosadno, pa geigren "kamena auf ramena"... geviden kamena u kampen, ima ga iljadu kubiken... a vami gedosadno?... ma ajte bitte vas!
Ajmo sad, raus!!!"
Oko 8 sati na večer, po zapovjedi direktora Mile Kabanice, ispaljena su 4 plotuna iz haubica kao znak da se krene na spavanje.


Bloger Krule
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
Go to Top of Page

Just_Charlie
Advanced Member



8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 27/07/2014 : 10:36:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ovo je ooodlicno ali je video samo na fb.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151122124101616
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
Go to Top of Page

Just_Charlie
Advanced Member



8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 27/07/2014 : 12:41:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mislim da bi Freud iz groba ustao i napisao novu analizu seksualnosti
nakon sto bi vidio komentare zena ispod ove slike..al su onak`..sve nesto u rukavicama..

~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
Go to Top of Page

xilrion
Senior Member



Croatia
2974 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 27/07/2014 : 15:46:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
pada mi na pamet dobro ime za neki punk bend.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
Go to Top of Page

Zagor i Ogi
Average Member



Serbia
851 Posts

Member since 16/09/2013

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 15:34:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor i Ogi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The only good thing in life isZAGOR
Edited by - Zagor i Ogi on 29/07/2014 10:46:06
Go to Top of Page

Zagor i Ogi
Average Member



Serbia
851 Posts

Member since 16/09/2013

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 15:36:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor i Ogi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Baba:Sine kako ze zove onaj neac sto mi salriva stvari po kuci?
Sin:Alzheimer,baba,Alzheimer!
The only good thing in life isZAGOR
Go to Top of Page

bagi
Advanced Member



Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 17:20:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor i Ogi

Pita sin majku:Mama mama sta ja imam od zivotinja kucu,macu?
Ne sine imas rak.


Ne jedi govna što ih je nagor ostavio za sobom malac,ovo je krajnje degutantno...
Wtf?
Go to Top of Page

Just_Charlie
Advanced Member



8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 17:51:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
opet fb video...sve i jedna stvar mora da jako jako boli..ali i trbuh zaboli od smijeha.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153093495223228
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
Go to Top of Page

Just_Charlie
Advanced Member



8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 18:43:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote

I ovo nije vic.

~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
Go to Top of Page

dsormaz1
Advanced Member



13143 Posts

Member since 28/04/2002

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 20:25:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dsormaz1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Go to Top of Page

lwood
Advanced Member



Colombia
46544 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 20:29:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bagi

quote:
Originally posted by Zagor i Ogi

Pita sin majku:Mama mama sta ja imam od zivotinja kucu,macu?
Ne sine imas rak.


Ne jedi govna što ih je nagor ostavio za sobom malac,ovo je krajnje degutantno...


ovaj vic ima bar dvajs godina
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
Go to Top of Page

lwood
Advanced Member



Colombia
46544 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 20:30:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Just_Charlie


I ovo nije vic.




i nije vic,ovo je sprdačina
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
Go to Top of Page

Archy
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
1448 Posts

Member since 27/11/2008

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 22:41:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Archy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Tarzan - ministar poljoprivrede, hahahahaha, to je još smiješnjije od Blek - premijer, hahahhaa
No sikiriki
Go to Top of Page

Windwalker
Advanced Member



Croatia
4530 Posts

Member since 08/03/2008

Posted - 28/07/2014 : 23:01:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Windwalker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood

quote:
Originally posted by Just_Charlie


I ovo nije vic.




i nije vic,ovo je sprdačina

Ne, ovo je utopija.
Go to Top of Page

DODSFERD
Advanced Member



Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts

Member since 14/03/2014

Posted - 29/07/2014 : 07:06:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jutros dođem na posao i na oglasnoj ploči vidim papir sa ovom obavijesti:
"Poštovani
Molimo Vas da u roku 3 dana dođete do nas na vađenje krvi i da ponesete uzorak stolice. Na zahtjev Vašeg poslodavca, ustanovit ćemo da li Vam je posao u krvi ili Vam se sere od njega.
Dispanzer medicine rada"
Pa se sada ti misli hoćeš li otići ili ne.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
Go to Top of Page

Zagor i Ogi
Average Member



Serbia
851 Posts

Member since 16/09/2013

Posted - 29/07/2014 : 10:45:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor i Ogi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bagi

quote:
Originally posted by Zagor i Ogi

Pita sin majku:Mama mama sta ja imam od zivotinja kucu,macu?
Ne sine imas rak.


Ne jedi govna što ih je nagor ostavio za sobom malac,ovo je krajnje degutantno...

Crni humor....
A ako ti se ne sidja obrisacu.
The only good thing in life isZAGOR
Go to Top of Page

Zagor i Ogi
Average Member



Serbia
851 Posts

Member since 16/09/2013

Posted - 29/07/2014 : 10:47:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor i Ogi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Najjaci je Tarzan-ministar poljoprivrede.
The only good thing in life isZAGOR
Go to Top of Page

panzer
Advanced Member

12516 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 29/07/2014 : 11:20:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor i Ogi

Najjaci je Tarzan-ministar poljoprivrede.


Seljaci bi odmah tražili da se ga smijeni jer je cijena mlijeka preniska ... psihiatri bi ga ščepali jer razgovara sa životinjama ... Modne kuče bi mu nudile ugovor ...
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 29/07/2014 11:44:39
Go to Top of Page

nagor
Advanced Member



Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 29/07/2014 : 12:06:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bagi

quote:
Originally posted by Zagor i Ogi

Pita sin majku:Mama mama sta ja imam od zivotinja kucu,macu?
Ne sine imas rak.


Ne jedi govna što ih je nagor ostavio za sobom malac,ovo je krajnje degutantno...


Govna? Nope, to nije moj stil... ti si taj, kojemu je vrh staviti govno i slične tjelesne izlučevine na forum...
Go to Top of Page
Page: of 645  Topic Next Topic  
Previous Page | Next Page
 New Topic New Poll New Poll
 Reply to Topic
Jump To:
forum.stripovi.com © 2000-2002 Snitz Communications Go To Top Of Page
This page was generated in 0.94 seconds. Snitz Forums 2000