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solar
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Croatia
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Member since 16/03/2004

Posted - 22/08/2014 : 16:51:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Edited by - solar on 22/08/2014 16:52:42
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melkajk
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509 Posts

Member since 07/10/2011

Posted - 22/08/2014 : 16:58:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send melkajk a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Najbolji, kao i u svemu:
“Yesterday is but a dream,
Tomorrow is only a vision.
But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope.”
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts

Member since 28/09/2008

Posted - 22/08/2014 : 17:10:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Pričaju Mujo i Haso:
- Znaš li ti Haso da svake tri minute u New Yorku jedna žena biva pregažena?
- Auuu, jeb'la majku, jest' izdržljiva...
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 22/08/2014 : 17:18:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fikus

Kakav gazda takav pas (tako kažu)
Wtf?
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 22/08/2014 : 23:27:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stvarno dobro pise. Od ove fotogalerije (zavođenje na ruski nacin) se doista moze dobiti infarkt.
Pa tko prezivi - evo link

http://webcafe.net.hr/svastara/foto-nitko-ali-nitko-nije-tako-seksi-kao-ruski-zavodnici
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 23/08/2014 : 00:22:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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emirem
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10753 Posts

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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 10:06:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
To je ona od "bodycount"-a pjesma!
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 10:32:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 13:44:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 13:54:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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dosada
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Croatia
9033 Posts

Member since 13/05/2009

Posted - 23/08/2014 : 16:27:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dosada a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.videofaceindir.com/franck-volta.html
razmjena filmova za stripove!
http://forum.stripovi.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=45640
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 18:58:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zanimljivo...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 25/08/2014 : 13:39:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 25/08/2014 : 13:46:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 25/08/2014 : 13:48:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 25/08/2014 : 17:46:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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going going
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Serbia
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Posted - 25/08/2014 : 17:59:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send going going a Private Message  Reply with Quote


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WOLF-HUNTER
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
2633 Posts

Member since 25/12/2013

Posted - 25/08/2014 : 21:50:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send WOLF-HUNTER a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ide mali Mujo ulicom i sretne jednu gospođu,pa je upita:
-Oprostite gospođo, gdje je ovdje javna kuca?
Gospođa mu opali samarcinu i ode.Ide tako on dalje, sretne policajca:
-Oprostite gospodina,gdje je ovdje javna kuca?
Policajac mu također opali samarcinu. Crvenih obraza Mujica se vrati kuci i s vrata govori:
-Stari, jebo te kisobran, idi sam po njega!!
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Kaze Mujo Fati:
-'Kako me izjebo ovaj Bayern Minhen na kladionici.
Kaze Fata:
- I mene je Milan.Pita Mujo:
-'a gdje ti je listic.
-'Nije mi ga ostavio uzvraca Fata.
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- Zašto malog Cigu niko ne dira u prvom razredu?
- Zato što mu je tata u osmom.
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RECEPT ZA SEXY TORTU

SASTOJCI:
- 4 noge
- 4 vesela oka
- 2 vrećice mlijeka
- 2 jaja
- 1 tvrda banana
- 1 posuda za tucanje

PRIPREMA:
- Raširiti noge, gledati pravo u oči i nježno masirati dvije vrećice mlijeka, miješati dok se posuda za tucanje ne zagrije i ovlaži, probati prstom da li je posuda dobro zagrijena, lagano ugurati bananu i pokriti jajima.

NAPOMENA:
- Torta je gotova kad banana omekša i pusti sok.
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Tarzan je cijelog života živio u džungli i nije imao pojma o seksu.

Jane je odlučila da mu da par sati seksualnog odgoja i sve simbolički objasni kao malom djetetu:" Tarzane, ovo što ti imaš obješeno tu između nogu je tvoja krpica, a ovo što se nalazi meni između nogu je mašina za pranje rublja… Dakle, ti moraš tu svoju krpicu prati u mojoj mašini."

Slijedećih 5 noći Tarzan je prao svoju krpicu bez prestanka.

Kada je iscrpljena Jane uspjela da dođe do daha reče mu:" Tarzane, slušaj me… Pranje te tvoje krpice ne smije biti tako često, jer će se mašina pokvariti."

Trebaš je prati svakih tri do četiri dana. Tarzan je posluša i idućih mjesec dana je nije ni pipnuo.

Jane uhvati nervoza i jednog dana ga upita: " Tarzane, šta ti je? Zašto već mjesec dana nisi oprao svoju krpicu u mojoj mašini?"
Tarzan joj sav ozaren s veseljem odgovori:"Tarzan se naučio prati na ruke!!!
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Švercovali Mujo i Haso retku i skupu vevericu preko granice.
Da je carinici ne bi našli, Mujo je stavi u gace.
Prošli su granicu, i taman Haso pocne komentirati kako je sve
dobro prošlo, a Mujo izvadi vevericu,
slomi joj vrat, baci ju, skace ... po njoj,
pa je na kraju šutne u grmlje.
"Bolan Mujo što ucini, pa to je bilo nasih 5000 eura! "
- "Haso! Dok mi je na ku""u bila, mislila da je grana i njihala se,
izdržao sam !
Dok je za jaja mislila da su orasi i pokušala ih razbiti jedan o drugi, izdržao sam !
Dok je za šu"ak mislila da je rupa u drvetu i zavukla se ko u gnijezdo, izdržao sam ! "
- "Pa dobro Mujo, a što to nisi mogao izdržati ? "
- "Mater joj je"em, pa to kad je pocela vuci orahe u gnijezdo !
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nagor
Advanced Member



Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 25/08/2014 : 22:53:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts

Member since 14/03/2014

Posted - 25/08/2014 : 22:56:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 26/08/2014 : 19:36:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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lwood
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Colombia
46522 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 27/08/2014 : 10:50:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 27/08/2014 : 20:00:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 27/08/2014 : 20:10:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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