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trolodtroje
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Posted - 08/12/2014 : 17:57:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message  Reply with Quote
fotomontažom
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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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nagor
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Posted - 08/12/2014 : 18:39:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/12/2014 : 23:57:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 09/12/2014 00:07:44
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Oki
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Croatia
5319 Posts

Member since 10/02/2011

Posted - 09/12/2014 : 20:05:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
: http://youtu.be/8Icr9wjqyXs
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WOLF-HUNTER
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Member since 25/12/2013

Posted - 10/12/2014 : 21:57:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send WOLF-HUNTER a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita cigo sina:
-Sine, šta ćeš biti kada porasteš?
-Pa ženu i djecu.
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WOLF-HUNTER
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 10/12/2014 : 21:58:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send WOLF-HUNTER a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Žena dolazi kuci i kaže svom mužu:
“Secaš se onih glavobolja koje sam imala sve ove godine? E pa više ih nemam.”
-“Nemaš više glavobolje?”, pita muž,
-“šta se dogodilo?” Žena odgovori:
-“Prijateljica mi preporucila da odem do hipnotizera. On mi je rekao da stanem ispred ogledala, i dok se gledam da ponavljam:
-‘Nemam glavobolju, ja nemam glavobolju, ja nemam glavobolju.’ Upalilo je! Glavobolja je nestala.” “To je… to je… pa to je divno.”, kaže muž.
-“Znaš, ni ti nisi bio baš vatren u krevetu proteklih par godina. Zašto i ti ne bi otišao do njega i proverio može li ti pomoci?!” Muž se složi s idejom. Nakon par tretmana, muž dode kuci, strže odecu sa sebe, podigne ženu i odnese je u spavacu sobu.
-“Ne mici se, odmah cu se vratiti.” Ode do kupatila, vrati se za par minuta, skoci u krevet i vodi ljubav s njom kao nikad pre. Kaže žena: -“Uaa, to je bilo predivno!”
-“Cekaj malo!”, kaže muž i ode još jednom do kupatila i vrati se u krevet na drugu rundu koja je bila još bolja od prve. Ženi se zavrtelo u glavi! Kaze muž opet:
-“Ne mici se, odmah cu se vratiti.” i ode. Ovaj put se žena polako na prstima došunja do kupatila da vidi zašto joj muž stalno mora odlaziti tamo. Proviri kroz vrata i vidi njega kako stoji pred ogledalom i govori: -“Ona nije moja žena. Ona nije moja žena. Ona nije moja žena.
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WOLF-HUNTER
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 10/12/2014 : 21:59:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send WOLF-HUNTER a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bio Mujo kod Tarzana....I sad naidje neki majmun a Tarzan prica s njim. Muji nista jasno i Tarzan mu kaze da on zna pricati sa svim zivotinjama.
Poslije nekoliko godina dodje Tarzan u Bosnu...i idu tako i naidju na kravu koja muce.
Mujo ce :
-"Sta kaze?" a Tarzan ce
- "Kaze da je nisi jucer pomuzao"...
Vidi stvarno , zna misli Mujo.
Idu dalje i sretnu psa koji laje . Opet Mujo pita sta kaze a Tarzan mu odgovori:
- "Kaze da si ga jucer udario nogom".
"Vid stvarno pogadja" misli Mujo.
Idu dalje i naidju na ovcu koja bleji. Mujo ce Tarzanu: - "Nisam Tarzane laže kurva".
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WOLF-HUNTER
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 10/12/2014 : 22:00:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send WOLF-HUNTER a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Došao muž u policiju i prijavljuje nestanak žene.

Muž:
- Prijavljujem nestanak svoje žene. Otišla je u kupovinu i još se nije vratila.
Policajac:
- Koliko je bila visoka?
Muž:
- Nemam pojma, nikad je nisam merio.
Policajac:
- Boja očiju?
Muž:
- Ne znam, pravo da Vam kažem, nikad nisam pažljivo zagledao.
Policajac:
- Boja kose?
Muž:
- Ne znam, obično bi je menjala s godišnjim dobima.
Policajac:
- Šta je imala na sebi?
Muž:
- Nisam siguran da li je bila suknja ili haljina.
Policajac:
- Je li vozila auto?
Muž:
- Da
Policajac:
- Koje je boje bio auto?
Muž:
- Crni Audi A6 s turbo 3-litarskim V6 motorom koji razvija 333 konjske snage. Ima osmo-stepenski tiptronic automatski menjač s ručnim načinom rada. Ima punu LED rasvetu spreda, sa svetlosnim diodama za sve funkcije osvetljenja. Na prednjim levim vratima ima vrlo diskretnu ogrebotunu dužine 4 cm
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drablj
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Serbia
233 Posts

Member since 06/06/2007

Posted - 11/12/2014 : 17:02:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drablj a Private Message  Reply with Quote
West Ham can win Premier League title, says Andy Carroll


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham/11280248/West-Ham-can-win-Premier-League-title-says-Andy-Carroll-in-praise-of-fantastic-Sam-Allardyce.html
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts

Member since 14/03/2014

Posted - 11/12/2014 : 17:04:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts

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Posted - 11/12/2014 : 17:07:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 11/12/2014 : 19:46:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
izreka dana:

Što si veće govno, manje su šanse da te nagaze!


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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

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Posted - 11/12/2014 : 19:53:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
--

Bakice su pune mudrosti.
Unukinja: Bako, kako je to, kad imaš prvi seks?
Baka: To ti je kao onda, kad se ti maje zub.
unukinja: Ne razumijem, kako to misliš?
baka: Paaaa, boli, boli, ali ne pustiš ga izvuči van!


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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 11/12/2014 19:54:03
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trolodtroje
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Posted - 12/12/2014 : 12:59:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message  Reply with Quote


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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

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Posted - 12/12/2014 : 16:52:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

izreka dana:

Što si veće govno, manje su šanse da te nagaze!


-


Odličan!
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 12/12/2014 : 16:53:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 12/12/2014 : 17:47:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
...bili su tu i neki radnici Hidroelektre...Koji carevi, sjećam se kad sam ovo prvi put videl, umiral sam od smeha
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 12/12/2014 : 18:09:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 12/12/2014 : 18:13:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 12/12/2014 : 18:14:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 12/12/2014 : 18:27:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 12/12/2014 : 18:51:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 12/12/2014 : 18:53:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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