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dosada
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Posted - 17/01/2015 : 18:47:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dosada a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tinton

Pa valjda je DODSFERD izbačen zbog vrijeđanja, a ne zbog njihove prepirke.



a ovo nisu uvrede!?
quote:
Originally posted by paro
....lako je zaključiti da te prati dobar dio života, te da si se u djetinjstvu susretao s tim zlom, najvjerojatnije doma, najvjerojatnije kroz šamaranje i nogarenje u guzicu.

Daj pričaj još malo o alkoholu....



Istina-bog vrlo primitivne pa su možda ostale neprimjetne, ali su ipak uvrede....


razmjena filmova za stripove!
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Edited by - dosada on 17/01/2015 18:49:12
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tinton
stripovi.com suradnik

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Posted - 17/01/2015 : 18:53:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ne bih sad ulazio u to, ali moguće da je moderator (u ovom slučaju hunter) to procjenio kao očekivani odgovor na DODSFERDOVE provokacije o alkoholičarstvu. Kad se DODSFERD maknuo s toga i počeo vrijeđat za pravo ("nula od čovjeka"), onda je reagirano.

Ne kažem da se nužno slažem, ali ne mogu pretjerano osuditi moderatora.

Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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mladjo
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Posted - 17/01/2015 : 19:18:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dosada

quote:
Originally posted by tinton

Pa valjda je DODSFERD izbačen zbog vrijeđanja, a ne zbog njihove prepirke.



a ovo nisu uvrede!?
quote:
Originally posted by paro
....lako je zaključiti da te prati dobar dio života, te da si se u djetinjstvu susretao s tim zlom, najvjerojatnije doma, najvjerojatnije kroz šamaranje i nogarenje u guzicu.

Daj pričaj još malo o alkoholu....



Istina-bog vrlo primitivne pa su možda ostale neprimjetne, ali su ipak uvrede....





Opet bi malo lagano vrijeđali, ha?
48 sat zbog ovog"primitivne" i zbog spama.
A ako nastaviš po povratku po starom - ide normalna kazna.

Ostali - ovo je topic o vicevima i takav će i ostati.

COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero

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boddhisatva
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Posted - 17/01/2015 : 20:44:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send boddhisatva a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

http://www.artfido.com/blog/artist-paints-world-leaders-on-the-toilet/



izvrsno... Angeli su stavili gaćone kakve joj i pripadaju, samo mi nij ejasno zakaj Berlusconi nema tangice

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Lyle Gorch: Why not?
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lwood
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Posted - 17/01/2015 : 20:47:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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boddhisatva
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Croatia
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Posted - 18/01/2015 : 14:18:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send boddhisatva a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Na sredini Paškog mosta, na samom rubu ograde, stoji prelijepa i savršeno gradjena plavuša. Gleda dolje u sinje more i hoće se ubit', kad naiđe mladi i naočiti pomorac u uniformi. "Djevojko, što to radiš nasred mosta?" - poviče pomorac. "Ma hoću se ubiti, svi me muškarci svaki dan samo žele ševiti i ništa više, nitko se ne bi sa mnom družio i razgovarao!" odgovori tužno plavuša. "Nemoj tako, nismo svi isti, evo ja se upravo danas ukrcavam na brod za Ameriku, pa ako hoćeš, kreni sa mnom na besplatni put. Možeš spavati na drugom krevetu u mojoj kabini a ja ću ti potajno donositi hranu. Samo obećaj mi, da ćeš ostati skrivena u mojoj kabini, jer ako te kapetan otkrije -oboje smo nastradali. " Pomisli plavuša: "Evo nade za bolji život u Americi!" I tajno se, te noći ukrca s njim na brod.... Prvog dana donese pomorac doručak u kabinu i vrati se na posao.Donese joj ručak i opet se vrati na posao. Navečer joj donese večeru i mrtav umoran od posla sruši se u svoj krevet i zaspi. I tako isto bijaše i drugi,i treći i peti dan... A plavuši, iz dana u dan, pomorac sve draži i draži, pa nakon tjedan shvati da se zaljubila u njega. Kada je te večeri došao u kabinu,ona ga poljubi i završe u žestokom seksu.... I tako ploviše oni dva i pol mjeseca. Preko dana on bi radio , a ona bi, zahvalna i sretna, s uživanjem čistila i pospremala njihovu kabinu. A svaku bi večer uski brodski krevet glasno škripio od njihovog strasnog seksa. Sve dok jednog prijepodneva u kabinu slučajno ne uđe kapetan broda. Ugleda prekrasnu plavušu i u čudu je upita: "Djevojko što vi radite na mom brodu!?" "Ma znate kapetane..., ja sam se htjela ubiti jer me svi muškarci žele samo ševiti i nitko se od njih ne bi se sa mnom družio i razgovarao. Spasio me vas mladi pomorac i poveo ovim brodom na put u Ameriku. Riskirao je svoj posao kako bi mi pomogao i predivan je prema meni,cijeli dan naporno radi i donosi mi hranu. Zavoljeli smo se i svaku večer istinski vodimo ljubav dok se naše duše i tijela spajaju u jedno. Razni pokvarenjaci više ne iskorištavaju moje tijelo, više me nitko, kako vi muškarci odvratno kazete, ne "jebe"..." Kapetan je mirno pogleda preko svojih naočala i hladnokrvno odgovori: "Jebe on tebe srećo, jebe ... Jer dušo... ovo je trajekt Split-Brač!"

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Zlotvor
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Posted - 18/01/2015 : 14:38:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Odlican!

Trljam ruke.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/01/2015 : 17:46:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

he he, predobro :D





Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/01/2015 : 18:06:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

ima ih jos ... :D

dobra ;) - Careless Rebel (George Michael + Billy Idol Mashup by Wax Audio) http://youtu.be/jfydAir-iOI


New Order vs Depeche Mode vs Daft Punk - Blue Monday Vs. Harder Better Faster Stronger Vs. Master And Servant Vs. People Are People (Sterbinszky and Coddie Mashup) http://youtu.be/76XIRucXPtU


Rihanna Vs. Faithless - Only Girl (In The World) Vs. Insomnia (Djs From Mars Mashup Bootleg Remix) http://youtu.be/QmD98HEtue0


Queen vs RATM vs Prodigy vs Skrillex - We Will kill the Breathe of Bangarang - Djs From Mars Bootleg http://youtu.be/DPZwbbELhZo

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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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dsormaz1
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Posted - 18/01/2015 : 20:24:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dsormaz1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli


quote:
Originally posted by bagi

Da je nama ovakva predsjednica...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=826519634055858&set=vb.100000934884896&type=2&theater


Mislim da ce je rado predati vama kada se istrosi. :D

Ovdje me ponasanjem podsjeca na nasu komicarku Anu Mariju Mitic.

I jel se vec zna, ima li jos ljudi u redovima u Mostaru ili su im vec rekli da mogu kuci? :D :P


Uzmite si radije ove bezveznjakoviće, darujemo vam ih kao istrošeni otpad.
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xilrion
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Croatia
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Posted - 19/01/2015 : 18:47:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote

https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 19/01/2015 : 18:51:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.slideshare.net/kimi/ljubav-preko-interneta-presentation

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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mladjo
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Croatia
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Posted - 19/01/2015 : 19:08:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobro, dobro, našalili smo se ali hajde dosta politke.

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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 19/01/2015 : 19:32:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stvarna reklama za rabljene Aston Martine.

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mr murdoc
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Posted - 19/01/2015 : 19:47:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

Stvarna reklama za rabljene Aston Martine.




“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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nagor
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Posted - 19/01/2015 : 20:23:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 19/01/2015 : 20:26:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 19/01/2015 : 20:52:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Odličan marketing.

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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 21/01/2015 : 10:18:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote





Anything is possible dec d uej
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Poli
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Posted - 21/01/2015 : 13:23:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote







Anything is possible dec d uej
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nagor
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Posted - 21/01/2015 : 17:50:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote


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senokute
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Posted - 21/01/2015 : 18:01:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send senokute a Private Message  Reply with Quote






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nagor
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Posted - 21/01/2015 : 18:06:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Obama majstor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaeLCqvIwtw

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nagor
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Posted - 22/01/2015 : 17:24:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 22/01/2015 : 17:34:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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