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Stari borac
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Croatia
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nagor
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Croatia
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 19/03/2015 : 23:37:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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tinton
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United Kingdom
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Member since 23/10/2011

Posted - 22/03/2015 : 19:12:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 23/03/2015 : 15:43:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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paro
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Croatia
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Member since 30/03/2005

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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verab
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Croatia
2521 Posts

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Posted - 25/03/2015 : 10:53:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send verab a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hejt, jal & rock 'n' roll
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 25/03/2015 : 20:51:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
po istini.

DALMATINSKA RECESIJA
Živim u malom primorskom gradiću.
Svi smo u dugovima do grla.
Turistička sezona ravna nuli - nikoga nema, nitko ne dolazi, nitko se ne najavljuje da će doći.
Za Uskrs, iznenada kod Mate u pansion, dodje neki Amerikanac.
Traži apartman. Ima slobodnih!
Amerikanac ostavi 100$ na recepciji, uzme ključ i ode obići apartman.
Mate zgrabi lovu i otrči do mesara da mu vrati dug za nabavljeno meso.
Mesar uze novce i ode platiti dug svom dobavljaču.
Ovaj je otrčao do farme platiti prase seljaku za koje je dugovao još od Božica.
Seljak uzme novce i otrči do lokalne "kurvice" koja mu je duže vrijeme davala na kredit i zaprijetila, da će početi uračunavati i kamate.
"Kurvica" dotrča u Matin pansion da plati dugovanja za sobu još od prošle godine.
Mate uzme novce, a Amerikanac siđe u tom momentu i reče da mu ne odgovara apartman.
Mate mu vrati njegovih 100$ i Amerikanac ode.
..........
Svi u našem mjestu su zaključili, da iako nije bilo neke velike zarade od
tog Amerikanca, bar su uspjeli vratiti dugove i da nema razloga za brigu. :-))
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 25/03/2015 : 21:31:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ne znan na koju san se vise ismija

Lista
Trljam ruke.
Edited by - Zlotvor on 25/03/2015 22:45:09
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mladjo
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Croatia
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Posted - 25/03/2015 : 22:19:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ne vidi se, piše error:))
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 25/03/2015 : 22:46:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Probaj sad, tribala bi radit.
Jedno slovo san izostavija dok san pripisiva hebiga.
Trljam ruke.
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 25/03/2015 : 23:33:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovako izgleda kad Hrvati zajebu reality zbog realnosti



Prema zadnjim informacijama, u RTL-ovom showu “Šoping kraljica“, jedna od 5 natjecateljica je napravila do sad neviđen potez. Radi se o Ivanki Švorc koja je izjavila:
- Strpali oni mene u onaj rozi kombi, sjela ja... kad onaj bradati dade kuvertu i unjoj 2 iljade kuna... veli on meni “Evo Ivanka, ovo su tvoji novci!“
- Kako ste se osjećali?
- U početku ka kurva... al kad mi je objasnio da su to moji novci koje moram potrošiti šopingirajući, zasvjetlile mi oči ka krijesnici guzica u mraku!
- Sretna ha?
- Ka nova godina!
- I što dalje?
- Kaže taj bradati “Ivanka, recite, gdje vas vozimo u šoping?“... ja reko vozi na poštu!
- Na poštu???
- Piči kombi piči... ugledala ja poštu... reko ŠOFER, KOČI!!! Zakoči on, a ja za onu kvaku na vratima, potegnu ih i udri bježat. Vrišti onaj bradati “Ivankaaa, vraćaj pare!!!“
- Pobjegli vi???
- Pobjegla!
- Kud?
- Pa na poštu!
- Što na poštu???
- Platit režije!

Bloger Krule
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 26/03/2015 : 10:13:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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DODSFERD
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DODSFERD
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 28/03/2015 : 08:55:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hehe tako i treba
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153007769982744&fref=nf
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 28/03/2015 : 12:38:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Tražim prijatelje!

Jer ne upotrebljavam Facebooka i Twitera, otišla sam van i ljudima pričam na ulici, šta sam skuvala, što pojela, što popila, gdje sam bila, šta radim,...

Za sada me sledu tri osobe. Dva policajca i jedan psihiatar.


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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 28/03/2015 12:38:33
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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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dante
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Croatia
2478 Posts

Member since 16/01/2008

Posted - 29/03/2015 : 20:15:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dante a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Navodno natpis na ulazu u neki restoran na zagrebackoj Tresnjevci
These pretzels are making me thirsty...
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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