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Boyan.P
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Croatia
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Member since 13/06/2004

Posted - 16/11/2006 : 22:55:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Boyan.P a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ma ajde i prvi može proć:)


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mpavin
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Niue
7859 Posts

Member since 02/09/2005

Posted - 17/11/2006 : 22:10:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mpavin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ma sedmi je najbolji :)
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Vjeko1980
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5649 Posts

Member since 24/08/2006

Posted - 17/11/2006 : 23:10:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Vjeko1980 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
BAKA: "Sinko, sinko daj mi reci koji mi ono Nijemac skriva stvari po kući?"
UNUK: "ALZHEIMER, bako, ALZHEIMER!!" :)))

Bolje imat pet dobrih prijatelja nego jednog neprijatelja
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sonor
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Vatican City
3882 Posts

Member since 18/02/2006

Posted - 19/11/2006 : 11:34:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sonor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
he he dobar

It's in my hands, the sky, so bright
It's burning, it's for me to decide
If flames will reach heaven tonight
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sonor
stripovi.com suradnik



Vatican City
3882 Posts

Member since 18/02/2006

Posted - 19/11/2006 : 11:43:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sonor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ragovaraju dvije curice i kaže jedna drugoj:"Nekidan san vidila svog tatu gologa i mogu ti reć da ima ogroman qurac!"
Kaže druga:"Aha, i ja san vidila svog tatu gologa, a on ima jako mali qurac, ali isto boli kad uđe!"

It's in my hands, the sky, so bright
It's burning, it's for me to decide
If flames will reach heaven tonight
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sonor
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Vatican City
3882 Posts

Member since 18/02/2006

Posted - 19/11/2006 : 12:00:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sonor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulazi mala curica u kupatilo i vidi mamu kako se tušira!
Curica: "Mama, mama, a šta ti je to tu gori?"
Mama: "A to su ti cice ljubavi!"
Curica:"A kad ću ja to dobit?"
Mama:"A kad narasteš ljubavi!"
Curica:"A šta ti je to doli mamice?"
Mama:"A t su ti stidne dlake ljubavi!"
Curica:"A kad ću ja to dobit?"
Mama:"A kad narasteš ljubavi!"
...ode mama van iz kupatila i dođe red na tatu za tuširanje! Pita mala sad njega:"A šta ti je to doli tatice?"
Tata:"A to ti je qurac ljubavi!"
Curica:"A kad ću ja to dobit?"
Tata:"Kad mama ode na posa!"



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It's burning, it's for me to decide
If flames will reach heaven tonight
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npetros2@htnet-dsl
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Papua New Guinea
3783 Posts

Member since 22/02/2006

Posted - 19/11/2006 : 12:36:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit npetros2@htnet-dsl's Homepage  Send npetros2@htnet-dsl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobaaaaar!!!
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Boyan.P
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Croatia
2773 Posts

Member since 13/06/2004

Posted - 19/11/2006 : 12:39:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Boyan.P a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hehehe


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jack 50
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Croatia
1557 Posts

Member since 14/04/2006

Posted - 19/11/2006 : 13:16:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send jack 50 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Heyoka
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
4913 Posts

Member since 01/11/2001

Posted - 19/11/2006 : 13:33:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Heyoka's Homepage  Send Heyoka a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Posljednje rijeci Stevea Irwina:

"Moracu ici doktoru, osjecam neko probadanje u prsima..."



"All hail the spider!
A hardy breed is he!
Tra la la!"
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Boyan.P
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Croatia
2773 Posts

Member since 13/06/2004

Posted - 19/11/2006 : 14:34:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Boyan.P a Private Message  Reply with Quote
prije bi bilo:
Luk det, Bjutiful!
đust,gorđs!


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DeeCay
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Croatia
21661 Posts

Member since 24/09/2002

Posted - 21/11/2006 : 15:53:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jao sonore, nadam se da NAMBLA ne čita topic...


Evo do mene jednog normalnog:

Razlika izmeđ u hrabrosti, "cool" i "veoma cool":

Hrabrost :
Kada dođe š kući usred noći dobro pijan a žena te
čeka sa metlom
u ruci, a ti je upitaš:
"Čistiš ili se spremaš da nekamo odletiš?"

Cool:
Kada dođeš kući usred noći, mirišeš na
parfem i imaš šminku na
košulji. Opališ ženu po guzici i kažeš: "Ti si
slijedeća!"


Veoma Cool :
Kada dođeš usred noći pijan kući, žena je već u
krevetu, ali još
Ne spava. Uzmeš stolicu i sjedneš ispred njenog
kreveta.
Na njezino pitanje: "Što radiš?",
odgovoriš:
"Želim sjediti u prvom redu kada započne cirkus."

Kad nas vidiš, ne bi rekao da možemo stvarati svjetove, zar ne?
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Matara
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Croatia
146 Posts

Member since 01/08/2006

Posted - 21/11/2006 : 16:42:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Matara an ICQ Message  Send Matara a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hahahahahahhah super je

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sonor
stripovi.com suradnik



Vatican City
3882 Posts

Member since 18/02/2006

Posted - 22/11/2006 : 12:32:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sonor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jeli zanate šta je to "izdržljivost"

Kad van se paučina uvati na šupku! :))

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It's burning, it's for me to decide
If flames will reach heaven tonight
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wiz
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Slovenia
5487 Posts

Member since 20/10/2003

Posted - 24/11/2006 : 13:33:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send wiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
došao mujo kod hase i vidi na ormaru hasinu bebu...
upita ga: "haso budalo što si stavio bebu na ormar??"
kaže mu haso: "ma sinoč mi pao s kreveta pa ga nisam čuo"

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Boyan.P
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Croatia
2773 Posts

Member since 13/06/2004

Posted - 24/11/2006 : 13:41:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Boyan.P a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita učiteljica djecu da joj kažu neku rimu. Javi se Marica:
- "Iz mora je izvirio kit i vidjela mu se rit!"
Učiteljica će:
- "Dobro je, Marice, samo nisi trebala reći prostu riječ "rit"... Mogla si reći samo "r", a mi bi po tome što se rimuje sa kit znali o čemu se radi."
I marica se pokunji. Na to će Ivica:
- "Mogu li ja?"
Učiteljica mu dopusti i Ivica reče:
- "Na planini vjetrić piri, iz trave mi kurac v!"


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Boyan.P
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Croatia
2773 Posts

Member since 13/06/2004

Posted - 24/11/2006 : 13:42:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Boyan.P a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Procitao negde deda da je hleb odlican protiv impotencije, pa se zaleti u pekaru:
- Molim vas 5 kila hleba!
Pekar:
- Ma šta će vam toliko hleba, pa stvrdnuće vam se!
- Onda 15 kila!


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wiz
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Slovenia
5487 Posts

Member since 20/10/2003

Posted - 24/11/2006 : 13:47:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send wiz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
sretnu se Mujo i Haso posle nekoliko dana...i upita ga Haso: "pa Mujo gde si bio zadnje tri dana??"
kaze njemu Mujo: "e pa bio sam na moru"
Haso: "ma nemoj, a gde si bio?"
Mujo: "bio u Doboju!"
gleda ga Haso blentavo..."kako u Doboju čoveče, znaš li ti gde je Doboj??"
Mujo: "pa znam, to ti je odma iznad Tešinja"
Haso: "a znaš li ti gde su ti Tešinje??"
Mujo misli, gleda Hasu.... kad najednom lupi se po čelu i kaže: " e jesam glup, a meni se činila daleko plaža!"


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alanmaras
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Croatia
3787 Posts

Member since 06/03/2005

Posted - 29/11/2006 : 11:02:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send alanmaras an ICQ Message  Send alanmaras a Private Message  Reply with Quote
opet jedan sa iskona:

Magija

U baru prilazi tip komadu:
"Želiš li malo magije?"
Komad:
"Kakve magije?"
Tip:
"Odemo kod mene, puknemo se i ti nestaneš!"


"I sat before the wise man in the autumn of my youth, and I told him all the things I had to know.
He said you have the future if you need to find the truth, and in his eyes I saw that it was so."
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alen
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Croatia
4621 Posts

Member since 14/02/2005

Posted - 29/11/2006 : 11:56:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send alen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zakasnio Ivica ujutro na prva dva sata i upita ga profesorica:
- Ivice, pa gdje si ti bio prva dva sata? - a Ivica joj odgovori:
- Ma probudih se ja ujutro, kad čujem ja neko pucketanje. Pogledam na desno, pucketa ali se ništa ne vidi. Pogledam na lijevo , i dalje pucketa ali se opet ništa ne vidi. Pogledam ja gore, opet se čuje pucketanje ali se opet ništa ne vidi. Pogledam ja dolje, kad ono puca meni kurac za prva dva sata!
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alen
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Croatia
4621 Posts

Member since 14/02/2005

Posted - 29/11/2006 : 11:57:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send alen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The Iranian President sent a letter to his US counterpart on Monday but
would not reveal its contents. The US president opened the letter and
it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV 0773H

Bush was baffled, so he E-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at
the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NSA. With no clue as to its meaning
they eventually asked Britain's secret intelligent service MI-6 for help.

Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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alen
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Croatia
4621 Posts

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Posted - 29/11/2006 : 11:58:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send alen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://humour25.free.fr/telechargement/flash/jj1/vz01.swf
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alen
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Croatia
4621 Posts

Member since 14/02/2005

Posted - 29/11/2006 : 11:59:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send alen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I naravno vic tjedna:


Posvadjali se Romul i Rem.......i Romul zasora Rema........
Rem opsova : " Jebo ti pas mater ! "
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jack 50
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Croatia
1557 Posts

Member since 14/04/2006

Posted - 29/11/2006 : 12:12:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send jack 50 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
U školi bila pokrenuta akcija sakupljanja predmeta koji njihovim ukućanima više ne trebaju. "Što si nam to donijela, Marice?" "Stare bakine naočale." "I što je baka rekla?" "Da joj više ne trebaju." Upita tako profesorica Ivicu: "Što si nam ti donio Ivice?" "Djedov dišni aparat." "I što je djed rekao?" "Hraagghuhh, hraagghuhh, hraaghuhh"
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risbozg
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Croatia
15909 Posts

Member since 10/08/2003

Posted - 29/11/2006 : 12:23:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send risbozg a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by alanmaras

opet jedan sa iskona:

Magija

U baru prilazi tip komadu:
"Želiš li malo magije?"
Komad:
"Kakve magije?"
Tip:
"Odemo kod mene, puknemo se i ti nestaneš!"


"I sat before the wise man in the autumn of my youth, and I told him all the things I had to know.
He said you have the future if you need to find the truth, and in his eyes I saw that it was so."





- --ak ti je slaba pamet moraš imat jaka leđa --
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