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Boyan.P
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Croatia
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mpavin
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Niue
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Member since 02/09/2005 |
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Vjeko1980
Advanced Member
5649 Posts
Member since 24/08/2006 |
 Posted - 17/11/2006 : 23:10:47
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BAKA: "Sinko, sinko daj mi reci koji mi ono Nijemac skriva stvari po kući?"
UNUK: "ALZHEIMER, bako, ALZHEIMER!!" :)))
Bolje imat pet dobrih prijatelja nego jednog neprijatelja |
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sonor
stripovi.com suradnik
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Vatican City
3778 Posts
Member since 18/02/2006 |
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sonor
stripovi.com suradnik
Vatican City
3778 Posts
Member since 18/02/2006 |
Posted - 19/11/2006 : 11:43:32
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ragovaraju dvije curice i kaže jedna drugoj:"Nekidan san vidila svog tatu gologa i mogu ti reć da ima ogroman qurac!"
Kaže druga:"Aha, i ja san vidila svog tatu gologa, a on ima jako mali qurac, ali isto boli kad uđe!" 
It's in my hands, the sky, so bright
It's burning, it's for me to decide
If flames will reach heaven tonight
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sonor
stripovi.com suradnik
Vatican City
3778 Posts
Member since 18/02/2006 |
Posted - 19/11/2006 : 12:00:26
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Ulazi mala curica u kupatilo i vidi mamu kako se tušira!
Curica: "Mama, mama, a šta ti je to tu gori?"
Mama: "A to su ti cice ljubavi!"
Curica:"A kad ću ja to dobit?"
Mama:"A kad narasteš ljubavi!"
Curica:"A šta ti je to doli mamice?"
Mama:"A t su ti stidne dlake ljubavi!"
Curica:"A kad ću ja to dobit?"
Mama:"A kad narasteš ljubavi!"
...ode mama van iz kupatila i dođe red na tatu za tuširanje! Pita mala sad njega:"A šta ti je to doli tatice?"
Tata:"A to ti je qurac ljubavi!"
Curica:"A kad ću ja to dobit?"
Tata:"Kad mama ode na posa!"
It's in my hands, the sky, so bright
It's burning, it's for me to decide
If flames will reach heaven tonight
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npetros2@htnet-dsl
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Papua New Guinea
3783 Posts
Member since 22/02/2006 |
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Boyan.P
Senior Member
Croatia
2773 Posts
Member since 13/06/2004 |
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jack 50
Senior Member
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Croatia
1557 Posts
Member since 14/04/2006 |
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Heyoka
stripovi.com suradnik
Bosnia and Herzegovina
4913 Posts
Member since 01/11/2001 |
Posted - 19/11/2006 : 13:33:15
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Posljednje rijeci Stevea Irwina:
"Moracu ici doktoru, osjecam neko probadanje u prsima..."
"All hail the spider!
A hardy breed is he!
Tra la la!" |
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Boyan.P
Senior Member
Croatia
2773 Posts
Member since 13/06/2004 |
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DeeCay
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
21661 Posts
Member since 24/09/2002 |
Posted - 21/11/2006 : 15:53:57
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Jao sonore, nadam se da NAMBLA ne čita topic...
Evo do mene jednog normalnog:
Razlika izmeđ u hrabrosti, "cool" i "veoma cool":
Hrabrost :
Kada dođe š kući usred noći dobro pijan a žena te
čeka sa metlom
u ruci, a ti je upitaš:
"Čistiš ili se spremaš da nekamo odletiš?"
Cool:
Kada dođeš kući usred noći, mirišeš na
parfem i imaš šminku na
košulji. Opališ ženu po guzici i kažeš: "Ti si
slijedeća!"
Veoma Cool :
Kada dođeš usred noći pijan kući, žena je već u
krevetu, ali još
Ne spava. Uzmeš stolicu i sjedneš ispred njenog
kreveta.
Na njezino pitanje: "Što radiš?",
odgovoriš:
"Želim sjediti u prvom redu kada započne cirkus."
Kad nas vidiš, ne bi rekao da možemo stvarati svjetove, zar ne? |
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Matara
New Member
Croatia
146 Posts
Member since 01/08/2006 |
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sonor
stripovi.com suradnik
Vatican City
3778 Posts
Member since 18/02/2006 |
Posted - 22/11/2006 : 12:32:46
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Jeli zanate šta je to "izdržljivost"
Kad van se paučina uvati na šupku! :))
It's in my hands, the sky, so bright
It's burning, it's for me to decide
If flames will reach heaven tonight
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wiz
Advanced Member
Slovenia
5487 Posts
Member since 20/10/2003 |
Posted - 24/11/2006 : 13:33:28
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došao mujo kod hase i vidi na ormaru hasinu bebu...
upita ga: "haso budalo što si stavio bebu na ormar??"
kaže mu haso: "ma sinoč mi pao s kreveta pa ga nisam čuo"
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Hundreds  F Vampires!
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Boyan.P
Senior Member
Croatia
2773 Posts
Member since 13/06/2004 |
Posted - 24/11/2006 : 13:41:25
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Pita učiteljica djecu da joj kažu neku rimu. Javi se Marica:
- "Iz mora je izvirio kit i vidjela mu se rit!"
Učiteljica će:
- "Dobro je, Marice, samo nisi trebala reći prostu riječ "rit"... Mogla si reći samo "r", a mi bi po tome što se rimuje sa kit znali o čemu se radi."
I marica se pokunji. Na to će Ivica:
- "Mogu li ja?"
Učiteljica mu dopusti i Ivica reče:
- "Na planini vjetrić piri, iz trave mi kurac v!"
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Boyan.P
Senior Member
Croatia
2773 Posts
Member since 13/06/2004 |
Posted - 24/11/2006 : 13:42:31
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Procitao negde deda da je hleb odlican protiv impotencije, pa se zaleti u pekaru:
- Molim vas 5 kila hleba!
Pekar:
- Ma šta će vam toliko hleba, pa stvrdnuće vam se!
- Onda 15 kila!
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wiz
Advanced Member
Slovenia
5487 Posts
Member since 20/10/2003 |
Posted - 24/11/2006 : 13:47:55
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sretnu se Mujo i Haso posle nekoliko dana...i upita ga Haso: "pa Mujo gde si bio zadnje tri dana??"
kaze njemu Mujo: "e pa bio sam na moru"
Haso: "ma nemoj, a gde si bio?"
Mujo: "bio u Doboju!"
gleda ga Haso blentavo..."kako u Doboju čoveče, znaš li ti gde je Doboj??"
Mujo: "pa znam, to ti je odma iznad Tešinja"
Haso: "a znaš li ti gde su ti Tešinje??"
Mujo misli, gleda Hasu.... kad najednom lupi se po čelu i kaže: " e jesam glup, a meni se činila daleko plaža!"
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Hundreds F Vampires!
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alanmaras
Advanced Member
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Croatia
3787 Posts
Member since 06/03/2005 |
Posted - 29/11/2006 : 11:02:25
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opet jedan sa iskona:
Magija
U baru prilazi tip komadu:
"Želiš li malo magije?"
Komad:
"Kakve magije?"
Tip:
"Odemo kod mene, puknemo se i ti nestaneš!"
"I sat before the wise man in the autumn of my youth, and I told him all the things I had to know.
He said you have the future if you need to find the truth, and in his eyes I saw that it was so." |
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alen
Advanced Member
Croatia
4621 Posts
Member since 14/02/2005 |
Posted - 29/11/2006 : 11:56:45
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Zakasnio Ivica ujutro na prva dva sata i upita ga profesorica:
- Ivice, pa gdje si ti bio prva dva sata? - a Ivica joj odgovori:
- Ma probudih se ja ujutro, kad čujem ja neko pucketanje. Pogledam na desno, pucketa ali se ništa ne vidi. Pogledam na lijevo , i dalje pucketa ali se opet ništa ne vidi. Pogledam ja gore, opet se čuje pucketanje ali se opet ništa ne vidi. Pogledam ja dolje, kad ono puca meni kurac za prva dva sata!
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alen
Advanced Member
Croatia
4621 Posts
Member since 14/02/2005 |
Posted - 29/11/2006 : 11:57:30
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The Iranian President sent a letter to his US counterpart on Monday but
would not reveal its contents. The US president opened the letter and
it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
370HSSV 0773H
Bush was baffled, so he E-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at
the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NSA. With no clue as to its meaning
they eventually asked Britain's secret intelligent service MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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alen
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Croatia
4621 Posts
Member since 14/02/2005 |
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alen
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Croatia
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Member since 14/02/2005 |
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jack 50
Senior Member
Croatia
1557 Posts
Member since 14/04/2006 |
Posted - 29/11/2006 : 12:12:01
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| U školi bila pokrenuta akcija sakupljanja predmeta koji njihovim ukućanima više ne trebaju. "Što si nam to donijela, Marice?" "Stare bakine naočale." "I što je baka rekla?" "Da joj više ne trebaju." Upita tako profesorica Ivicu: "Što si nam ti donio Ivice?" "Djedov dišni aparat." "I što je djed rekao?" "Hraagghuhh, hraagghuhh, hraaghuhh" |
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risbozg
Advanced Member
Croatia
15031 Posts
Member since 10/08/2003 |
Posted - 29/11/2006 : 12:23:21
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quote:
Originally posted by alanmaras
opet jedan sa iskona:
Magija
U baru prilazi tip komadu:
"Želiš li malo magije?"
Komad:
"Kakve magije?"
Tip:
"Odemo kod mene, puknemo se i ti nestaneš!"
"I sat before the wise man in the autumn of my youth, and I told him all the things I had to know.
He said you have the future if you need to find the truth, and in his eyes I saw that it was so."
- --ak ti je slaba pamet moraš imat jaka leđa --
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VICEVI !!!
