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igor 12
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Posted - 03/07/2015 : 16:35:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send igor 12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
JEDAN GASTARBAJTERSKI... Negdje u Dalmaciji dolazi zgodna plavuša sa sinom na plažu. Legne na ručnik, a mali se počne igrati. Nakon nekog vremena mali počne bacati kamenje po ljudima. Plavuša se digne i kaže:
- "Omy: komm hier"
Mali se smiri, ali opet nakon nekog vremena počne bacati kamenje na ljude. Plavuša se opet digne i kaže:
- "Omy; komm hier shatzy!"
Mali se opet smiri, no opet počne bacati kamenje. Plavuša se ovog puta digne i kaže:
- "Omere, pi*ka ti materina, govno malo glupo, slomit ću ti ruke matere mi, odmah prestani i dođi ovamo da te kresnem po tintari."
Vamos a la playa tralalalala
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 03/07/2015 : 17:25:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/07/2015 : 18:01:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 04/07/2015 : 20:23:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Colombia
47326 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 04/07/2015 : 20:28:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by igor 12

JEDAN GASTARBAJTERSKI... Negdje u Dalmaciji dolazi zgodna plavuša sa sinom na plažu. Legne na ručnik, a mali se počne igrati. Nakon nekog vremena mali počne bacati kamenje po ljudima. Plavuša se digne i kaže:
- "Omy: komm hier"
Mali se smiri, ali opet nakon nekog vremena počne bacati kamenje na ljude. Plavuša se opet digne i kaže:
- "Omy; komm hier shatzy!"
Mali se opet smiri, no opet počne bacati kamenje. Plavuša se ovog puta digne i kaže:
- "Omere, pi*ka ti materina, govno malo glupo, slomit ću ti ruke matere mi, odmah prestani i dođi ovamo da te kresnem po tintari."
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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melkajk
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Posted - 05/07/2015 : 13:36:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send melkajk a Private Message  Reply with Quote


“Yesterday is but a dream,
Tomorrow is only a vision.
But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope.”
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Kruger
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/07/2015 : 15:42:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Kruger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Будни российской полиции:
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Kruger
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Posted - 05/07/2015 : 15:52:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Kruger a Private Message  Reply with Quote








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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 05/07/2015 : 18:53:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 05/07/2015 : 18:57:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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dante
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/07/2015 : 21:32:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dante a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Najjaci novinski naslov svih vremena
These pretzels are making me thirsty...
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tinton
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United Kingdom
19775 Posts

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Posted - 06/07/2015 : 11:17:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vidim prati se Di su pare.
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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Kruger
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Croatia
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Posted - 06/07/2015 : 15:19:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Kruger a Private Message  Reply with Quote












Edited by - Kruger on 06/07/2015 15:37:40
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Kruger
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Croatia
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Posted - 06/07/2015 : 15:39:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Kruger a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Edited by - Kruger on 06/07/2015 15:52:34
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Kruger
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Croatia
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Posted - 06/07/2015 : 15:40:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Kruger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Kruger
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Posted - 06/07/2015 : 16:21:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Kruger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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dante
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Croatia
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Posted - 06/07/2015 : 22:16:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dante a Private Message  Reply with Quote
These pretzels are making me thirsty...
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bagi
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Posted - 06/07/2015 : 22:24:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wtf?
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 07/07/2015 : 00:21:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Krugeru, ovu sa fasadom si mogao u tri slićice reć, a ne u sto. ;)
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mpavin
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Niue
7853 Posts

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Posted - 07/07/2015 : 00:43:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mpavin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovako je jače.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

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Posted - 07/07/2015 : 08:36:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Internetni vrhunac

Ćerka: „Tata, ja se vraćam kući da organizujem svoje venčanje, tako da
spremi svoju štednu knjižicu. Hoću da te obradujem, zaljubljena sam u dečka
koji je trenutno daleko od mene. Ja sam u Kaliforniji, a on živi u
Njujorku. Upoznali smo se preko dejting sajta, znaš, to je sajt preko kojeg
tražiš svoju srodnu dušu. Sprijateljili smo se na Fejsbuku, vodimo duge
razgovore preko Whatsappa, proslavili smo dva meseca veze preko Vajbera a
on me je na kraju zaprosio preko Skajpa. Tata, potreban mi je tvoj
blagoslov, iskrene želje i čestitke, kao i veliko venčanje.“

Otac: „Stvarno!!! Baš mi je drago. Onda možete da se venčate na Tviteru,
zabavljate na Tangu, kupite svoju decu preko Amazona i da ih plaćate putem
Pejpala. A ako se desi da se posvađaš sa budućim mužem, i odlučiš da se
razvedeš, prodaj ga preko Ibeja.“
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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boddhisatva
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Croatia
1315 Posts

Member since 08/01/2013

Posted - 07/07/2015 : 09:13:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send boddhisatva a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

Krugeru, ovu sa fasadom si mogao u tri slićice reć, a ne u sto. ;)


pa fora je izvrsna a to je zabilježena povijest do u detalje... kaj nisi skužio da je kut snimanja uvijek isti? ;o)))
Pike Bishop: Let's go!
Lyle Gorch: Why not?
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lwood
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Colombia
47326 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 07/07/2015 : 09:17:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bagi
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 07/07/2015 : 09:39:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nije se dobro smijati ovako ozbiljnim stvarima.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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ken2
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Croatia
8193 Posts

Member since 30/07/2002

Posted - 07/07/2015 : 10:31:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ken2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by boddhisatva

quote:
Originally posted by nagor

Krugeru, ovu sa fasadom si mogao u tri slićice reć, a ne u sto. ;)


pa fora je izvrsna a to je zabilježena povijest do u detalje... kaj nisi skužio da je kut snimanja uvijek isti? ;o)))

je, fora je izvrsna
zna kruger bit i koristan
if you tolerate this, then your children will be next
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