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nagor
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igor 12
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Posted - 08/10/2015 : 08:03:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send igor 12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vladimir Putin, koji se želi dodvoriti biračima, odlazi u posjet školi u Moskvi kako bi imao razgovor s djecom. On razgovara s njima o tome kako je Rusija snažan narod i kako on želi najbolje za ljude. Na kraju razgovora, tu je prilika za pitanja. Mali Saša digne ruku, daju mu pravo glasa i on pita:

– “Imam dva pitanja, ​gospodine Putin…

1. zašto su Rusi zauzeli Krim? i
2. A zašto smo slali vojnike u Ukrajinu?”

Putin kaže:

– “Dobro pitanje, dozvolite mi da odgovorim…”
No, baš kad je on o tome htio odgovoriti, zvono zazvoni, ide on van, a djeca idu na ručak. Kad su se vratili u razred, djeca opet sjede i tu je prilika za još nekoliko pitanja. Tada jedna mlada djevojka, Miša, digne ruku i kaže:

– “Gospodine Putin, ja imam četiri pitanja!

1. Zašto su Rusi napali i okupirali Krim?;
2. Zašto ste slali vojnike u Ukrajinu?;
3. Zašto je zvono za ručak aktivirano 20 minuta ranije? i
4. Gdje je nestao Saša?”
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verab
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/10/2015 : 13:46:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send verab a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hejt, jal & rock 'n' roll
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verab
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/10/2015 : 13:47:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send verab a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hejt, jal & rock 'n' roll
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xilrion
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/10/2015 : 15:39:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
svim narkomanima sretan dan neovisnosti.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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Oki
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Posted - 08/10/2015 : 15:47:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Grupa žena je bila na seminaru o harmoniji u braku.
Prvo im je postavljeno pitanje: "Koja od vas voli svog muža?" i većina je digla ruku.
Zatim je uslijedilo pitanje: "Kada ste zadnji put rekle mužu da ga volite?".
Neke su rekle danas, neke jučer, a neke nisu odgovorile.
Onda su dobile zadatak da svaka svome mužu natipka u mobitelu poruku: "Dragi, volim te!".
Poslije toga su međusobno razmijenile mobitele i odgovori su javno pročitani.

Ovo su bili top 10:
1) Da nije majka moje djece možda bolesna?
2) Što je sad? Opet si slupala auto?
3) Ne razumijem. Kako to misliš?
4) Što si sad napravila? Ovog ti puta neću oprostiti.
5) ?!?
6) Ne odugovlači! Reci odmah koliko ti treba!
7) Da li sanjam???
8) Ne budeš li mi rekla kome si ovo htjela poslati, ne vraćaj se doma.
9) Molio sam te da više ne piješ.
I na kraju - muž, autor pobjedničke poruke:
10) Tko je to?!?
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Oki
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Posted - 08/10/2015 : 15:47:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion

svim narkomanima sretan dan neovisnosti.
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 09:23:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
naletjeh na ovo:
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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nagor
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 10:36:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobar crtež. Koja je to epizoda? ;)
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tinton
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 10:45:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Prisco, trebala bi biti Mumija s Anda.
Ako nije Omča za Gambit.
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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1Euro
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 11:07:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood

naletjeh na ovo:
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nagor
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 11:08:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tinton

Prisco, trebala bi biti Mumija s Anda.
Ako nije Omča za Gambit.


Da, mogla bi biti Omča za Gambit. :)
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lwood
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 13:18:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://youtu.be/GNUFrQDN1_o

beži bre,vezali su mi Zagora za stenu jedu ga mravi
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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tinton
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 13:53:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bilo već u Zagorovom topicu. :P
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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lwood
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 14:18:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ne čitan taj često
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 18:03:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 18:09:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 18:14:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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nagor
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 22:36:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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lwood
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Posted - 09/10/2015 : 22:44:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DODSFERD
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Kruger
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igor 12
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Posted - 10/10/2015 : 09:42:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send igor 12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


šta je međede,a nama fore bacaš da kukce jedeš
Vamos a la playa tralalalala
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 10/10/2015 : 10:54:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ponestalo kukaca pa se jede ono što se ima.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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lwood
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Posted - 10/10/2015 : 21:01:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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lwood
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Posted - 10/10/2015 : 21:12:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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