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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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xilrion
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Croatia
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andjusticeforall
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Croatia
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NESVRSTANI
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Croatia
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igor 12
stripovi.com suradnik
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47349 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 09/11/2015 : 20:29:00
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depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
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DODSFERD
Advanced Member
Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
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xilrion
Advanced Member
Croatia
3025 Posts
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
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igor 12
stripovi.com suradnik
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
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verab
Senior Member
Croatia
2852 Posts
Member since 22/01/2015 |
Posted - 10/11/2015 : 20:32:03
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Kaže Crnogorac djevojci: "Prelijepo si građena." Ona: "To mi je od plivanja." On:"A mogla si i glavu smočit." |
hejt, jal & rock 'n' roll |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
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xilrion
Advanced Member
Croatia
3025 Posts
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nagor
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Croatia
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 14/11/2015 : 11:15:56
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Razgovaraju tri ljudoždera
Kaže prvi: -Neki dan sam pojeo nekog Engleza,mršav,žgoljav,tvrd k'o đon!Sve mi se smučilo! Kaže drugi: -Neki dan sam pojeo nekog Nijemca.Debeo,masan,debeloguz. Sve mi se smučilo! Kaže treći: -E,ja sam neki dan pojeo baš finoga! Posebna vrsta:"Balkanski političar"! Divota jedna! Počneš od glave,a ono hrpa putra! Dođeš do kične,a nema kostiju,sve sama hrskavica! A tek kad dođeš do guzice,unutra nađeš još petoricu!!!
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 14/11/2015 : 11:26:28
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http://pulptastic.com/34-facts-about-life/
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U staroj Engleskoj ljudi nisu smeli da vode ljubav bez odobrenja kralja (pogotovo ako se radilo o članu kraljevske porodice). Kada je par hteo da ima decu, morali su da zatraže dozvolu monarha, koji bi im predao pločicu koju su zakačili na vrata od sobe dok su imali odnose. Na pločici je pisalo: "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.K.). Ovo je i porijeklo reči koju ste upravo pročitali.
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Na suđenju, sudac pita: Osjećate li se vi, Ivek, krivim? Ivek: Ne, nimalo !!! Sudac ljutito: - Pa jeste vi, Ivek, dana tog i tog, izgurali svoju punicu na balkon na 10. katu i gurnuli je s balkona??? Ivek odgovara: - Jesam gospon sudec! Sudac totalno ljut: - Iiiii, ne osjećate se krivim za ubojstvo?!? Ivek: - Ne gospon sudec, sam bil siguren da bu zmaj poletel...
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Vođa smjene na carini pozove sve carinike na sastanak da im nešto objasni. Svi carinici povade Marlboro i zapale a jedan od njih izvadi kutiju Drine. Zapanjen vođa smjene poslje sastanka pošalje ostale napolje i pita onog sa kutijom Drine: - "Je li, odakle tebi novac za cigarete?"
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Jedna vrlo lijepa žena kucne susjedu na vrata i kaže mu: "Tako imam želju da se provedem, da se napijem, da vodim ljubav cijelu noć . . . Jeste li zauzeti večeras?" "Ne!" odgovara susjed sav sretan. "Znači možete pripaziti mog psa
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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DODSFERD
Advanced Member
Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
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