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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 12:26:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 12:28:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 12:31:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 12:34:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 12:39:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 12:41:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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MSBlueberry
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 13:17:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send MSBlueberry a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Partizan Franjo Tuđman čuva noću stražu u šumi, mrak i nigdi nikog, kad u njegovoj blizini zašuška grm. Franjo odmah skine pušku, nakrivi usta i kaže ˝stoj tko bum tamo˝, iz grma se čuje ˝Ivan Goran Kovačić˝. Tuđman na to odlučno kaže ˝izlazite sva trojica˝!
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 14:57:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sinoć smo žena i ja sjedili na kauču i razgovarali o životu, razgovor nas je naveo na razmišljanje o dignitetu ljudskog života. Rekao sam joj:
-Draga, ako ja budem u stanju vegetiranja, ovisan o aparatima i tekućinama, molim te isključi sve te aparate i prekini dovod tečnosti koje me drže na životu.
Čim sam to izrekao, žena se ustala, isključila TV i uzela mi pivo!
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 14:58:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zaboli Peru lakat, i on se požali svom prijatelju Rudiju dijagnostičaru. Kaže mu Rudi da su u njegovoj bolnici uveli novi kompjutorski dijagnostički centar, i da samo treba donjeti u flašici malo mokrače, a kompjuter će mu reči od čega boluje.
Kad su se razišli Pero si je ovako razmišljao:
- Otkud jedna glupa mašina može znati vrhunski dijagnostičar to ne zna? Sad ću ja sve njih nasamariti!
Dođe on kući, uzme flašicu, pa se samo malo u nju pomokri, onda zatraži svoju ženu
da i ona malo dopuni, pa onda pozove kćerku i sina da i oni učine to isto. Niti to mu se
nije činilo dovoljnim, nego doda u flašicu i mokraču od svog mladog psa.
Začepi flašicu, sve se smijulječi što je tako pametan i odnese flašicu na analizu.
Nakon 30 minuta dobio Pero nalaz i čita:
--> Pas ima šteničnjak <--
--> Kćerka vam je u drugom stanju <--
--> Sin vam puši marihuanu <--
--> Vaša žena ima triper <--
--> A vi se odmaknite se od zida kada masturbirate u kupaoni, pa vas neće boljeti lakat <--
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 17:19:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 17:44:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 17:47:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 17:56:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 27/11/2015 : 21:25:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor



To uopće nije problem kada nabaviš ovo.

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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 28/11/2015 : 15:03:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 28/11/2015 : 15:05:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 28/11/2015 : 15:53:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sjebala ga trava.
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 28/11/2015 : 19:56:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
U biti sjebala ga percepcija. Mislio je da je ova bijela točka na terenu lopta. :)
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izivko
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Germany
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Posted - 28/11/2015 : 20:38:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood



Majki mu ga sparim u štrumphose
Have mercy
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 28/11/2015 : 21:40:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 28/11/2015 : 22:50:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Za razliku od glave, trbuh poručuje kada je prazan.
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 28/11/2015 22:51:08
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 28/11/2015 : 23:40:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Za razliku od glave, trbuh poručuje kada je prazan.
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 29/11/2015 : 00:04:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 29/11/2015 : 00:12:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 29/11/2015 : 00:24:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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