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mr murdoc
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Posted - 10/12/2015 : 17:54:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by igor 12

daj pustite više čička na miru.čovjek je egzibicionist a ne zločinac
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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zar nije kažnjivo javno se obnaživati i to pred predsjednicom?

moje mišljenje je da su mu hlače stvarno slučajno ispale. pa nije valjda toliki bedak da bi to namjerno napravio? žao mi je zbog bolesti ali situacija je
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Poli
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Posted - 10/12/2015 : 18:52:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion

zar nije kažnjivo javno se obnaživati i to pred predsjednicom?


Nije ako joj se ubacivao ... valjda.
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
Edited by - Poli on 10/12/2015 18:55:29
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Subject: Prijava na oglas - Prodajni svetovalec (mariborsko območje) m/ž


Lovro Ofak
Ljubljanska c.13
1000 Ljubljana

Zadeva : PROŠNJA

Podpisani Lovro Ofak, roj.leta gospodovega 1973 v Ljubljani, sem popolnoma nepripraljen za delo pod pritiskom kakor tudi za nad ure, če niso bogato nagrajene. Iskreno me boli kurac za cilje vašega podjetja, če s plačo, ki jo ponujate ne morem pokriti tekočih stroškov, plus dami ostane za garderobo, knjige, potovanja, šport in zabavo. Funkcioniram po principu kolikor denarja-toliko glasbe. Prav tako me popolnoma nič ne zanima dejstvo da ste v težavah in pričakujem, da boste pravočasno poravnali vse svoje z zakonom določene obveznosti do mene, kakor tudi spoštovali mojo pravico do dopusta in praznikov. Obstaja velika verjetnost, da vas bom zapustil takoj , ko najdem kaj boljšega. Sem komunikativen in prijazen, ma za težake imam zelo kratko »vžigalno vrvico«. Študiral sem 100 let in uspeh je že to, da sem sploh kar koli končal v tej državi, kakršna je. Izobražujem se tudi brez vas, ker sem radoveden in mislim, da ima življenje smisel tudi brez »umiranj a« na delovnem mestu. Ne zajebavajte me z raznimi testiranji, »team buildingi«, ker so to bedarije. Če se že preseravate s temi zahodnjaškimi forami, me še plačajte kot na zahodu. Če česar ne znam, se bom naučil, saj nisem debil. In končno,obstajajo tudi stvari, ki bi jih počel iz čistega veselja, ampak na žalost ni to delo, ki mi ga nudite.
Glede na zgoraj našteto mislim, da izpolnjujem vse pogoje za delovno mesto, ki ga nudite.

S spoštovanjem

Lovro Ofak
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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wolf
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Posted - 11/12/2015 : 10:47:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send wolf a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli



Subject: Prijava na oglas - Prodajni svetovalec (mariborsko območje) m/ž


Lovro Ofak
Ljubljanska c.13
1000 Ljubljana

Zadeva : PROŠNJA

Podpisani Lovro Ofak, roj.leta gospodovega 1973 v Ljubljani, sem popolnoma nepripraljen za delo pod pritiskom kakor tudi za nad ure, če niso bogato nagrajene. Iskreno me boli kurac za cilje vašega podjetja, če s plačo, ki jo ponujate ne morem pokriti tekočih stroškov, plus dami ostane za garderobo, knjige, potovanja, šport in zabavo. Funkcioniram po principu kolikor denarja-toliko glasbe. Prav tako me popolnoma nič ne zanima dejstvo da ste v težavah in pričakujem, da boste pravočasno poravnali vse svoje z zakonom določene obveznosti do mene, kakor tudi spoštovali mojo pravico do dopusta in praznikov. Obstaja velika verjetnost, da vas bom zapustil takoj , ko najdem kaj boljšega. Sem komunikativen in prijazen, ma za težake imam zelo kratko »vžigalno vrvico«. Študiral sem 100 let in uspeh je že to, da sem sploh kar koli končal v tej državi, kakršna je. Izobražujem se tudi brez vas, ker sem radoveden in mislim, da ima življenje smisel tudi brez »umiranj a« na delovnem mestu. Ne zajebavajte me z raznimi testiranji, »team buildingi«, ker so to bedarije. Če se že preseravate s temi zahodnjaškimi forami, me še plačajte kot na zahodu. Če česar ne znam, se bom naučil, saj nisem debil. In končno,obstajajo tudi stvari, ki bi jih počel iz čistega veselja, ampak na žalost ni to delo, ki mi ga nudite.
Glede na zgoraj našteto mislim, da izpolnjujem vse pogoje za delovno mesto, ki ga nudite.

S spoštovanjem

Lovro Ofak





Što jest jest
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Amos
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quote:
Originally posted by nagor




Istina.
Uža san gledati Inspektora Rexa, ali odusta san kad su prominili pasa.
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lwood
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Risar_69
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Posted - 11/12/2015 : 20:19:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by wolf

quote:
Originally posted by Poli



Subject: Prijava na oglas - Prodajni svetovalec (mariborsko območje) m/ž


Lovro Ofak
Ljubljanska c.13
1000 Ljubljana

Zadeva : PROŠNJA

Podpisani Lovro Ofak, roj.leta gospodovega 1973 v Ljubljani, sem popolnoma nepripraljen za delo pod pritiskom kakor tudi za nad ure, če niso bogato nagrajene. Iskreno me boli kurac za cilje vašega podjetja, če s plačo, ki jo ponujate ne morem pokriti tekočih stroškov, plus dami ostane za garderobo, knjige, potovanja, šport in zabavo. Funkcioniram po principu kolikor denarja-toliko glasbe. Prav tako me popolnoma nič ne zanima dejstvo da ste v težavah in pričakujem, da boste pravočasno poravnali vse svoje z zakonom določene obveznosti do mene, kakor tudi spoštovali mojo pravico do dopusta in praznikov. Obstaja velika verjetnost, da vas bom zapustil takoj , ko najdem kaj boljšega. Sem komunikativen in prijazen, ma za težake imam zelo kratko »vžigalno vrvico«. Študiral sem 100 let in uspeh je že to, da sem sploh kar koli končal v tej državi, kakršna je. Izobražujem se tudi brez vas, ker sem radoveden in mislim, da ima življenje smisel tudi brez »umiranj a« na delovnem mestu. Ne zajebavajte me z raznimi testiranji, »team buildingi«, ker so to bedarije. Če se že preseravate s temi zahodnjaškimi forami, me še plačajte kot na zahodu. Če česar ne znam, se bom naučil, saj nisem debil. In končno,obstajajo tudi stvari, ki bi jih počel iz čistega veselja, ampak na žalost ni to delo, ki mi ga nudite.
Glede na zgoraj našteto mislim, da izpolnjujem vse pogoje za delovno mesto, ki ga nudite.

S spoštovanjem

Lovro Ofak





Što jest jest


Odlična
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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lwood
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You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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MD72
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Zaputili se Zagor i Ciko iz Darkvuda prema dalekom Sarajevu da bi se osvetili za uvredu casti.
Nakon dugog lutanja i potrage po Sarajevu zacuju sevdalinku iz neke birtije.
Osjetivsi da su na dobrom tragu ulete unutra,a svi gosti ugledavsi ih onako cudne utihnu,pjevacica zanijemi.
Zagor joj pridje i upita:
- Jesi li ti Beba Selimovic?
Ova odgovara:
- Jesam!
-Pjevas li ti onu "Zvijezda tjera mjeseca"?
- Da,pjevam!
Ovaj joj ni pet ni sest zaveze samarcinu i obrazlozi:
- E ovo ti je za ono "Za-goru ga zatjera"!
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lwood
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solar
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quote:
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https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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quote:
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https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5


prfect 5/7
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"Nothing lasts forever."
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You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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