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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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bagi
Advanced Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts
Member since 29/12/2002 |
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solar
Moderator
Croatia
21432 Posts
Member since 16/03/2004 |
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Johnny Difool
Advanced Member
Croatia
13988 Posts
Member since 21/02/2010 |
Posted - 09/06/2016 : 00:22:02
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quote: Originally posted by bagi
Odlično!
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Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite, i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti... |
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MD72
Average Member
643 Posts
Member since 05/10/2014 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37354 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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fandango
Senior Member
1549 Posts
Member since 10/06/2004 |
Posted - 09/06/2016 : 15:20:49
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quote: Originally posted by nagor
Kasno palim, ali evo
Dalje nisu Mohammed Ali, al buduci da su mi Mohammed i Ali prespori, malo brzih stvari:
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37354 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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fandango
Senior Member
1549 Posts
Member since 10/06/2004 |
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xilrion
Senior Member
Croatia
2974 Posts
Member since 16/12/2010 |
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xilrion
Senior Member
Croatia
2974 Posts
Member since 16/12/2010 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37354 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37354 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37354 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 11/06/2016 : 09:11:48
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Znate li vi, kolega, uopšte što je to kolokvij... ? -Da, profesore. To je kada dva razumna čovijeka razgovaraju. -Točno. A što ako je jedan od njih budala, kao sada...?! -Onda ovaj drugi pada na ispitu....!
Profesor kemije pita studenta: - Plin u ovoj boci je smrtonosan. U slučaju da se on oslobodi, kakve biste korake preduzeli? - Dugačke! Veoma dugačke!
Polaže student usmeni ispit. Za to vrijeme profesor se ljulja na stolici. U jednom trenutku stolac se slomi i profesor padne na pod. Student ne izdrži i počne se smijati. Profesor će na to, polako ustajući i čisteći odjelo: - Eh, kolega, danas padosmo obojica.
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
Edited by - Risar_69 on 11/06/2016 09:16:55 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 11/06/2016 : 09:13:44
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quote: Originally posted by bagi
isti taj lik imam na majici |
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 11/06/2016 : 10:07:52
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Deblija žena pita suvoga muža: "Dragi, kako se u Kamasutri kaže položaju, kad bi ja bila gore?" "Malo sutra." |
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46543 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46543 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37354 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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