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lwood
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hrvoje23
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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DODSFERD
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37358 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
 Posted - 01/07/2016 : 09:41:31
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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Sam woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.
Even wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
"ITS A BOY" I shouted, "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY".
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!
In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper and lead.
Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a Middle aged couple from Weymouth.
A boy asks his granny,
"Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?"
Granny replies, "F**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
Wife gets naked and asks hubby,
"What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies,
"Your sense of humor!"
The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part .
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"
I woke up this morning at 8 am, and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's
serves breakfast until 11:30 am.
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her,
"Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed,
"I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor .
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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lwood
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Colombia
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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kiky
stripovi.com suradnik
7318 Posts
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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xilrion
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Croatia
2974 Posts
Member since 16/12/2010 |
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lwood
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Colombia
46545 Posts
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8389 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 02/07/2016 : 12:19:25
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8389 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 02/07/2016 : 12:22:27
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37358 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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lwood
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Colombia
46545 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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DODSFERD
Advanced Member
Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
Member since 14/03/2014 |
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
Member since 14/03/2014 |
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Poli
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Slovenia
37358 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts
Member since 29/12/2002 |
Posted - 06/07/2016 : 23:54:38
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Wtf?
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Edited by - bagi on 06/07/2016 23:55:07 |
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Poli
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Slovenia
37358 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
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Slovenia
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DODSFERD
Advanced Member
Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts
Member since 14/03/2014 |
Posted - 07/07/2016 : 20:01:55
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Evo još jedan bolestan i loš za bagija.
EDIT:Dobro hajmo dosta s ovakvim glupostima. |
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua |
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts
Member since 29/12/2002 |
Posted - 07/07/2016 : 21:23:09
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quote:
Originally posted by DODSFERD
Evo još jedan bolestan i loš za bagija.
EDIT:Dobro hajmo dosta s ovakvim glupostima.
Nisam imao priliku vidjeti,daj na pp pa da znam kako da ti odgovorim...
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Wtf?
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VICEVI !!!
