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igor 12
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Posted - 10/07/2016 : 08:58:48
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evo nekoliko kratkih rafalnih:
Prije seksa Šveđanka maže onu stvar s nekom kremom. Mujo vidi to, skine lančić s vrata i počne ga ovijati oko svoje stvari. – Što radiš? – pita ga ona. – Mi u Bosni kad je klizavo stavljamo lance
Svađaju se ku*ac i sisa kome je gore. Govori sisa: - "Mene konstantno diraju, štipaju, grizu, udaraju me..." Odgovara joj ku*ac: - "Draga moja nije to ništa. Meni nabiju vrećicu na glavu i muče me dok ne povratim!"
Jebe Mujo Fatu. Poslije seksa kaže Mujo Fati: - "Jel Fato, gdje si naučila ovako se seksat?" - "Pa gledam porno filmove." - odgovori Fata, a Mujo će: - "Gledam i ja nogomet, pa ne igram kao Ronaldo!"
Izlaze četiri Zagorca iz birtije pa kaže jedan od njih: "Jožek, ti buš vozil jer si preveč pijan da bi mogel popevati z nami
Zašto Cigo plače dok gleda kraj Titanika? Žao mu željeza!
Zaustavi nas nedavno policajac u Bosni. Pogleda naljepnicu, prometnu, registriran uredno auto... pogleda gume - nove, a ima i rezervna, imamo i pribor za prvu pomoć, rezervne sijalice, pogleda unutra svi putnici vezani pojasevima... Policajac rezignirano vraća dozvolu i kaže: Kakvi ste to ljudi, hoćete da se podavite s tim pojasevima zbog deset eura
Došla Ana Karamarko na pregled kod ginekologa, skine se i legne na stol, a na to će ginekolog: "Kako je danas naša pičkica?" Na to će žena: "Eno ga kod kuće, piskara nešto!
Bili baka i Ivica u crkvi. Kaže baka Ivici: - "Ivice, tiho sam prdnula." Na to će Ivica: - "Bako, moraš podhitno promijeniti bateriju na slušnom aparatiću.
- Kaj je Bara, zakaj plačeš? - Vumrl mi je Štef. - Kak? - Zaposlil se v pivovari. Opal je u bazen z pivom. - Auuu, je l' se jako mučil? - Je, siroti. Triput je išel van pišat.
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Posted - 15/07/2016 : 21:52:06
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Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite, i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti... |
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