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igor 12
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Posted - 10/07/2016 : 08:58:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send igor 12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
evo nekoliko kratkih rafalnih:

Prije seksa Šveđanka maže onu stvar s nekom kremom.
Mujo vidi to, skine lančić s vrata i počne ga ovijati oko svoje stvari.
– Što radiš? – pita ga ona.
– Mi u Bosni kad je klizavo stavljamo lance


Svađaju se ku*ac i sisa kome je gore. Govori sisa:
- "Mene konstantno diraju, štipaju, grizu, udaraju me..."
Odgovara joj ku*ac:
- "Draga moja nije to ništa. Meni nabiju vrećicu na glavu i muče me dok ne povratim!"


Jebe Mujo Fatu. Poslije seksa kaže Mujo Fati:
- "Jel Fato, gdje si naučila ovako se seksat?"
- "Pa gledam porno filmove." - odgovori Fata, a Mujo će:
- "Gledam i ja nogomet, pa ne igram kao Ronaldo!"



Izlaze četiri Zagorca iz birtije pa kaže jedan od njih:
"Jožek, ti buš vozil jer si preveč pijan da bi mogel popevati z nami




Zašto Cigo plače dok gleda kraj Titanika?
Žao mu željeza!


Zaustavi nas nedavno policajac u Bosni.
Pogleda naljepnicu, prometnu, registriran uredno auto... pogleda gume
- nove, a ima i rezervna, imamo i pribor za prvu pomoć, rezervne
sijalice, pogleda unutra svi putnici vezani pojasevima...
Policajac rezignirano vraća dozvolu i kaže:
Kakvi ste to ljudi, hoćete da se podavite s tim pojasevima zbog deset eura



Došla Ana Karamarko
na pregled kod ginekologa,
skine se i legne na stol, a na to će ginekolog:
"Kako je danas naša pičkica?"
Na to će žena:
"Eno ga kod kuće, piskara nešto!



Bili baka i Ivica u crkvi.
Kaže baka Ivici:
- "Ivice, tiho sam prdnula."
Na to će Ivica:
- "Bako, moraš podhitno promijeniti bateriju na slušnom aparatiću.




- Kaj je Bara, zakaj plačeš?
- Vumrl mi je Štef.
- Kak?
- Zaposlil se v pivovari. Opal je u bazen z pivom.
- Auuu, je l' se jako mučil?
- Je, siroti. Triput je išel van pišat.
Vamos a la playa tralalalala
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Poli
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Slovenia
37320 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 10/07/2016 : 12:39:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

aha, come to daddy little girl










Best Self Defence Move EVER
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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 10/07/2016 : 12:59:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 10/07/2016 : 13:05:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 10/07/2016 : 13:07:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 10/07/2016 : 13:09:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 10/07/2016 : 19:57:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
K'o naručena da se neki prepoznaju.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

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Posted - 11/07/2016 : 12:00:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 11/07/2016 : 12:06:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 11/07/2016 : 12:07:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 11/07/2016 : 12:09:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 12/07/2016 : 17:21:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 12/07/2016 : 17:25:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 12/07/2016 : 17:36:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 13/07/2016 : 09:19:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

he he he
http://citymagazine.si/clanek/oce-poustvaril-hcerkine-selfije-in-jo-osramotil-pred-svetom/selfiji-3/
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 14/07/2016 : 16:57:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 14/07/2016 : 17:16:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 14/07/2016 : 17:17:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 15/07/2016 : 06:53:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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panzer
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Posted - 15/07/2016 : 13:47:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2016/07/03/pokemon.jpg
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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lwood
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Colombia
46495 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 15/07/2016 : 14:43:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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kiky
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Posted - 15/07/2016 : 19:27:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit kiky's Homepage  Send kiky a Private Message  Reply with Quote


BEST JOKE EVER!!!
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ivi skoj
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Croatia
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Member since 07/12/2015

Posted - 15/07/2016 : 21:00:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ivi skoj a Private Message  Reply with Quote
samo još vjeverice, Pola i Slatea cekam
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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
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Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 15/07/2016 : 21:52:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
Edited by - Johnny Difool on 15/07/2016 21:56:14
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xilrion
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Croatia
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Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 16/07/2016 : 05:34:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ja tražim pokemone na dnu flaše. još ga nisam našao, ali bog zna da se trudim.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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