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manhunter
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Switzerland
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Posted - 13/08/2016 : 11:12:59
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Slovenka, Hrvatica i Srpkinja pričaju šta su dobile na poklon od svojih muževa za Dan žena. Slovenka: -Dobila sam bisernu ogrlicu, skupi parfem i buket cveća. Hrvatica: -Ja sam dobila krznenu bundu, zlatni lanac i buket cveća. Srpkinja: -Ma šta sam dobila, kurac sam dobila... Ove dve u glas: -Joj, tak prost narod, a tak fin poklon... |
I am legion. I do not forget. I do not forgive.
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ivi skoj
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Croatia
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 14/08/2016 : 08:55:32
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Definicije: AUTOBUS – vozilo, koje ide dvaput brže, kad trčite za njim, kao ako se u njemu vozite. PULOVER – odječa, koje mora nositi djete, kad je majki hladno. PLES – vertikalna frustracija horizontalne želje . EKONOMIST – ekspert, koji če sutra znati, zašto se je ono, što je jučer predvideo, nije desilo danas . GINEKOLOG – osoba, koja radi tamo, gdje se drugi zabavljaju. INTELEKTUALAC – osoba, koji je dva sata u stanju misliti još na što drugo osim na seks . MIGRENA – najviše puta upotrebljena kontracepcija kod žena. ZAKON – skupnost, u kojem dva rješavata probleme, kojih ne bi imala, ako bi ostala sama . ZUBAR-STOMATOLOG – čarobnjak, koji vam u usta stavlja ono, što vam je pobrao iz džepa . PESIMIST – optimist, koji ima iskustva . PROGRAMER – osoba, koji na nepojašnjen način riješi probleme, za koje nisi znao, da si ih imao . PSIHOLOG – osoba, koja gleda ostale, kad u prostor ulazi lijepa žena . BUDILICA – instrument, koji je bio napravljen za budjenje onih, koji nemajo malu djecu. ZVIJEZDA – osoba, koja cijeli život teško radi, da bi bila slavna, a kad to postigne, nosi velika crna naočala , da je ne bi neko upoznao.
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