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panzer
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12516 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 19/01/2017 : 21:02:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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12516 Posts

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Posted - 19/01/2017 : 21:03:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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12516 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 19/01/2017 : 22:43:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kako znaš, da nisi več tako mlad?

Kad po prvi put čuješ, da ti netko spomene J.Law, a ti kažeš:"Misliš J.Lo?"
"Ne, J.Law."
"Ah da, misliš Jude Law."

Kad na kraju ispadne, da je to neka Jennifer Lawrence ...
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 19/01/2017 22:43:38
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VALTER
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Croatia
6361 Posts

Member since 21/07/2002

Posted - 20/01/2017 : 12:56:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send VALTER a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Desetogodišnjeg dečakaudario automobil i on u krvi leži na putu. Pritrčava slučajni prolaznik i urliče:
• Ljudi, zovite sveštenika!
A mali će:
• Kako u ovom trenutku možete misliti na seks?!
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hrvoje23
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Croatia
2168 Posts

Member since 23/09/2005

Posted - 20/01/2017 : 15:12:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send hrvoje23 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VALTER

Desetogodišnjeg dečakaudario automobil i on u krvi leži na putu. Pritrčava slučajni prolaznik i urliče:
• Ljudi, zovite sveštenika!
A mali će:
• Kako u ovom trenutku možete misliti na seks?!




Vrlo duhovito
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 20/01/2017 : 16:32:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Valteru za ovaj vic Raha bi dodijelio čin satnika antikatolika Hrvata trećeg reda...
Wtf?
Edited by - bagi on 20/01/2017 16:32:42
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 20/01/2017 : 17:03:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

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Posted - 20/01/2017 : 17:05:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 20/01/2017 : 17:18:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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mamlaz
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Croatia
9919 Posts

Member since 28/02/2004

Posted - 20/01/2017 : 17:33:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit mamlaz's Homepage  Send mamlaz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VALTER

Desetogodišnjeg dečakaudario automobil i on u krvi leži na putu. Pritrčava slučajni prolaznik i urliče:
• Ljudi, zovite sveštenika!
A mali će:
• Kako u ovom trenutku možete misliti na seks?!
Mrzim mrznju!
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 20/01/2017 : 19:19:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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xilrion
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Croatia
2974 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 20/01/2017 : 19:33:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
a di su rusi? ovo su za njih amateri.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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Poli
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Slovenia
37354 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 20/01/2017 : 20:37:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

To bi bilo ko da pomijesamo NHL sa Jesenicama te Medvescakom.
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

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Posted - 21/01/2017 : 13:35:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 21/01/2017 : 14:07:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion

a di su rusi? ovo su za njih amateri.


Rusi su izvan konkurencije:
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 22/01/2017 : 11:53:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 22/01/2017 : 11:57:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
37354 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 23/01/2017 : 10:40:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

dok ostali traze vodu, Hrvati traze oca mora da je neki novo'rvat iz Bleiburga prevodio




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts

Member since 14/03/2014

Posted - 23/01/2017 : 11:16:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
To izgleda neki izgubljeni sin još uvijek tuguje.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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tex2
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29277 Posts

Member since 17/09/2006

Posted - 25/01/2017 : 09:57:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tex2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Budite oprezni pri vožnji pod utjecajem alkohola!

Sinoć sam bio na nekoliko čašica. Znajući da sam
prekoračio granicu, odlučio sam ostaviti svoj auto pred
gostionicom i kući se odvesti autobusom. Došao sam do policijske
kontrolne točke. Već su izvlačili van više vozača i davali im alkotest.
Obzirom da sam bio u autobusu, samo su mahnuli za prolaz. Doma sam
došao sigurno i bez udesa što je bilo pravo iznenađenje, jer nikad prije
nisam vozio autobus, a niti ne znam od kud mi !
"Od svakog treba tražiti samo ono što on može dati."
"The puck is in! The home team wins!", the good ol' hockey game
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Poli
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Slovenia
37354 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 26/01/2017 : 08:48:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Idioti bez granica ...
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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lwood
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Colombia
46541 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 26/01/2017 : 09:04:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tex2

Budite oprezni pri vožnji pod utjecajem alkohola!

Sinoć sam bio na nekoliko čašica. Znajući da sam
prekoračio granicu, odlučio sam ostaviti svoj auto pred
gostionicom i kući se odvesti autobusom. Došao sam do policijske
kontrolne točke. Već su izvlačili van više vozača i davali im alkotest.
Obzirom da sam bio u autobusu, samo su mahnuli za prolaz. Doma sam
došao sigurno i bez udesa što je bilo pravo iznenađenje, jer nikad prije
nisam vozio autobus, a niti ne znam od kud mi !
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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Poli
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Slovenia
37354 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 26/01/2017 : 14:40:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10029 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 26/01/2017 : 18:02:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote


DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts

Member since 14/03/2014

Posted - 26/01/2017 : 18:33:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli


Idioti bez granica ...






Kao što bi se reklo stručnim riječnikom, debelo zadire u slobodan profil.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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