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Stari borac
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Croatia
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Posted - 29/09/2008 : 21:59:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Unutarnji mir

Bilo bi dobro da svi ovo pročitate jer je meni definitivno pomoglo.

Dok prolazimo kroz sve što nam život priređuje, neophodno je imati neki svoj način prevladavanja teškoća. Ja sam postupio po jednostavnom savjetu koji sam pročitao u jednom članku u novinama i napokon sam našao svoj unutarnji mir.

U članku je pisalo:
"Da biste postigli unutarnji mir, morate završiti sve stvari koje ste započeli".

Onda sam pogledao po kući i vidio sve stvari koje sam započeo, a nisam završio.
I tako, prije nego što sam jutros krenuo na posao, dovršio sam butelju vina, bocu rakije, kutiju apaurina, štangu čokolade i jedan do pola potrošeni joint.

Sad se osjećam FENOMENALNO!

Želim i vama ugodan radni dan.
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dcopic
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Croatia
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Posted - 30/09/2008 : 01:13:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dcopic's Homepage  Send dcopic a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Polaganje ispita na fakultetu u Zagrebu: Profesor otvara index prvog
kandidata i vidi 1000 eura.
Profesor: Gde je bacena atomska bomba u drugom svetskom ratu?
Student: U Japanu.
Profesor: Polozili ste kolega, mozete ici.
Sledeci kandidat takode daje index ali bez novca.
Profesor: Gde je bacena prva atomska bomba u drugom svetskom ratu?
Student: Hiroshima , Japan
Profesor: Kada?
Student: Ponedeljak, 6. Augusta, 1945 u 8. sati ujutro.
Profesor: Koliko je osoba poginulo?
Student: Ukupno 90.000-140.000.
Profesor: A imena kolega, mene zanimaju imena!?
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dcopic
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Croatia
6221 Posts

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Posted - 04/10/2008 : 01:23:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dcopic's Homepage  Send dcopic a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Đuro je pozvao svoju mamu na ručak. Za vrijeme rucka majci nije promaklo da je Đurin cimer Pero jako zgodan i mišićav. Ona je već dulje sumnjala da su njih dvojica nešto više od cimera, pa je upitala Đuru da li je to istina.
Đuro je uvjeravao majku da su oni samo cimeri i ništa više od toga.
Tjedan dana kasnije Pero upita Đuru:
- Jesi li vidio onu lijepu grabilicu za juhu? Nema je otkad je tvoja mama bila ovdje na ručku. Nije ju valjda ona uzela?
Đuro nije u to ni sumnjao, ali je ipak majci poslao mail:
- Draga mama, ne kažem da si ti "uzela" ili da "nisi uzela" grabilicu za juhu, ali fakat, od kad si bila kod nas, nigdje je nema. Pozdrav, Đuro.
Par dana poslije Đuro dobije majčin odgovor:
- Dragi Đuro, ja ne kažem da ti "spavaš" ili da "ne spavaš" s Perom, ali fakat, da on spava u svom krevetu, već bi odavno pronašao grabilicu za juhu.
- Pozdrav, mama
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 05/10/2008 : 22:02:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Evo nešto za Yu-nostalgike, bilo nekad lepo, a kako je danas(to je zajebancija)
Ako ste se išli nekad kao deca igru zvanu zemlju otet, onda čete kapčit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mdNA_MniVc&feature=related

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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 05/10/2008 22:03:26
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 09/10/2008 : 07:07:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Eh, ljudi, ljudi, sa računarom je došao kraj evoluciji čovjeka...
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 09/10/2008 07:08:13
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 09/10/2008 : 15:44:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

http://www.joe-ks.com/index.htm
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 09/10/2008 16:04:14
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 09/10/2008 : 15:53:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovako nekako izgleda svaki dan na poslu
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Milazzo
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/10/2008 : 15:57:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Milazzo's Homepage  Send Milazzo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://www.instagram.com/wanderereclectic/ // https://abadon.hr/
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Risar_69
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Posted - 09/10/2008 : 16:07:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Dexter Morgan u akciji, težko je za policajce i za fbi.




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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 10/10/2008 14:31:24
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panzer
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Posted - 09/10/2008 : 16:41:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Crni humor:

Kako broje djeca iz Černobila do broja 37?

Sa prstima.
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 09/10/2008 : 19:43:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.index.hr/video/film.aspx?id=4436
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Mac
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Posted - 10/10/2008 : 18:25:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Našli se Crnogorac, Englez i Francuz. Englez se pohvali:
- "Kad ja viknem sa Big Bena "živjela Engleska" odzvanja još petnaest minuta!"
Francuz:
- "Kad ja viknem sa Eiffelovog tornja "živjela Francuska" odzvanja još pola sata!"
Sluša ih Crnogorac, pogladi brk pa će:
- "Kad se ja popnem na brdo i viknem "ljudi ajmo radit" još mjesec dana odzvanja "ne seri Milutine,ne seri!"
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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 10/10/2008 : 19:58:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ide Fata u Francusku. Vlak kreće, buka kotača. Mujo joj viče:
- Piši mi!!
- Kaj si rekel!!
- Piši mi!!
- Kaj si rekel!!
- Ma jebi se!
- Budem, budem!
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lwood
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Posted - 11/10/2008 : 00:22:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Ovako nekako izgleda svaki dan na poslu



ka u splitskoj banci
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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morrison
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Serbia
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Posted - 11/10/2008 : 09:56:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send morrison a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69


Dexter Morgan u akciji, težko je za policajce i za fbi.




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Homer Simpson did it!
There ain't no grave gonna hold my body down.
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mr murdoc
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Posted - 11/10/2008 : 10:39:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Razgovaraju ministri policije Njemacke, Amerike i Hrvatske. Kaze njemacki ministar:
"Nasa policija svako kriminalno djelo ili zločin razriješi i otkrije pocinioca najkasnije za tjedan dana!"
Amerikanac kaze:
"Nas FBI to napravi jos brze, za maximalno 3 dana!"
Na to će hrvatski ministar:
"A nasa policija je toliko efikasna da sudjeluje vec u samom cinjenju kriminalnog djela!"
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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King Warrior
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Posted - 11/10/2008 : 10:46:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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King Warrior
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William_Wallace
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Serbia
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Posted - 11/10/2008 : 18:10:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send William_Wallace a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Every man dies,
not every man really lives.
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mali od palube
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Posted - 11/10/2008 : 21:42:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mali od palube a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Smijem pitat kako to da si stavio te gay slike?
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King Warrior
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 10:02:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mali od palube



Smijem pitat kako to da si stavio te gay slike?

A ti to kao hoces nesto da mi prebacis ,je li? To sto se sminkam,nosim suknju i stikle ne znaci automatski da sam odmah derpe!
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mali od palube
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Mali
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 11:15:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mali od palube a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ne, to znači da si transić!
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weljko94
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Serbia
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 11:42:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send weljko94 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mali od palube

Ne, to znači da si transić!







xaxaxaxa
Tebi pripada kraljevstvo zaborava na cijim
granicama padaju sve maske,pa se tako prema tvojoj palati približavamo lišeni secanja, godina i kao bezimena bica ulazimo u božanski putir,nalik na kakvu vatrenu hostiju
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Stari borac
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 20:31:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Stari borac
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 20:35:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ups, ovo je pogolemo, ispričavam se...
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