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Oki
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Posted - 15/10/2017 :  10:37:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 15/10/2017 :  14:06:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
možda šeće morskog psa?
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Oki
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Croatia
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Posted - 15/10/2017 :  15:55:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by supermark

možda šeće morskog psa?


Možda, možda...ali ovaj pas je klempav.
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Oki
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 15/10/2017 :  21:38:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 15/10/2017 :  21:41:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Opti
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Vatican City
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Posted - 15/10/2017 :  23:35:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

justgirlythings slika



Ova je dobra

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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panzer
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Posted - 16/10/2017 :  11:34:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/10/2017 :  14:42:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 16/10/2017 :  14:47:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 16/10/2017 :  14:48:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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paro
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/10/2017 :  20:38:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Dukidule
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Chile
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Member since 20/05/2014

Posted - 17/10/2017 :  20:01:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Dukidule a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Na sredini Paškog mosta, na samom rubu ograde, stoji prelijepa i savršeno građena plavuša. Gleda dolje u sinje more i hoće se ubiti, kad ... naiđe mladi i naočiti pomorac u uniformi.

- Djevojko, šta radiš nasred mosta? - poviče pomorac.

- Ma hoću se ubit, svi me muškarci svaki dan samo žele ševiti i ništa više, nitko se ne bi sa mnom družio i razgovarao! - odgovori tužno plavuša.

- Nemoj tako, nismo ni mi svi isti, evo ja se upravo danas ukrcavam na brod za Ameriku, pa ako hoćeš kreni sa mnom na besplatni put. Možeš spavati na drugom krevetu u mojoj kabini, a ja ću ti potajno donositi hranu. Samo mi moraš obećati da ćeš ostati skrivena u mojoj kabini, jer ako te kapetan otkrije oboje smo nastradali.

I razmisli plavuša pa pomisli:
"Evo nade za bolji život u Americi!" - i tajno se, te noći ukrca s njim na brod.

Prvog dana donese pomorac doručak u kabinu i vrati se na posao.
Donese joj ručak i opet se vrati na posao.
Navečer joj donese večeru i mrtav umoran od posla sruši se u svoj krevet i zaspi.
I tako isto bijaše i drugi, i treći i peti dan, a plavuši, iz dana u dan, pomorac sve draži i draži, pa nakon tjedan dana shvati da se zaljubila u njega.
Kada je te večeri došao u kabinu, ona ga poljubi i završe u žestokom seksu.
I tako ploviše oni dva i pol mjeseca.
Preko dana on bi radio, a ona bi, zahvalna i sretna, s uživanjem čistila i pospremala njihovu kabinu.
A svaku bi večer uski brodski krevet glasno škripio od njihovog strašnog seksa.
Sve dok jednog prijepodneva u kabinu slučajno ne uđe kapetan broda.
Ugleda prekrasnu plavušu i u čudu je upita:
- Djevojko šta vi radite na mom brodu?

- Ma znate kapetane ... ja sam se htjela ubiti jer me svi muškarci žele samo ševiti i nitko se od njih ne bi se sa mnom družio i razgovarao.
Spasio me vaš mladi pomorac i poveo ovim brodom na put u Ameriku.
Riskirao je svoj posao kako bi mi pomogao i predivan je prema meni, cijeli dan naporno radi i donosi mi hranu.
Zavoljeli smo se i svaku večer istinski vodimo ljubav dok se naše duše i tijela spajaju u jedno.
Raznorazni pokvarenjaci više ne iskorištavaju moje tijelo, više me nitko, kako vi muškarci odvratno kažete, ne "jebe" ...

Kapetan je mirno pogleda preko svojih naočala i hladnokrvno odgovori:
- Jebe on tebe srećo, jebe! Ovo je trajekt Split - Hvar!

Bukva, sklepana na bukvi, ostaje za života ipak samo obicna bukva...
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Tutta
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Germany
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Posted - 17/10/2017 :  20:58:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tutta a Private Message  Reply with Quote

+IN HOC SIGNO VINCES+


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wolf
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Posted - 17/10/2017 :  22:20:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send wolf a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobar

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nagor
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Posted - 17/10/2017 :  23:47:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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nagor
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Posted - 22/10/2017 :  21:22:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 22/10/2017 :  21:22:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 22/10/2017 :  21:24:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Posted - 22/10/2017 :  21:33:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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tinton
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Croatia
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Posted - 23/10/2017 :  21:59:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Uostalom, smatram da Valtera i Krasa treba osloboditi
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 24/10/2017 :  12:04:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 24/10/2017 :  19:21:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

ovo ne moze nigdje drugdje nego samo u viceve ... crne viceve
https://www.logicno.com/politika/veliki-saudijski-blef-rijad-krece-putem-umjerenog-islama.html



Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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raic1922
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Croatia
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Posted - 24/10/2017 :  21:33:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send raic1922 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xLD0X-pxb8
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