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nagor
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Sneaksie Thiefsie
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Anything is possible dec d uej
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Poli
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Slovenia
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KRAS
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Slovenia
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Posted - 16/04/2018 : 12:50:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli








Jes ljustav kralj svih vehabija
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panzer
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Posted - 18/04/2018 : 13:17:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their lips move and words come out.

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 18/04/2018 : 14:35:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Poli najviše voli misionarsku pozu, dok Risar 69.


Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!

Edited by - panzer on 18/04/2018 14:37:00
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/04/2018 : 15:41:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by panzer

Poli najviše voli misionarsku pozu, dok Risar 69.




Ovo za Polija mi nije najjasnije... Poli znaci mnogo, vise. Znaci prije bi bio grupnjak u pitanju. Ili je to mozda samo skraceno za... polizi.





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Poli
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solar
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Croatia
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Posted - 21/04/2018 : 00:34:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli





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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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RadioClash
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"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
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Poli
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Posted - 23/04/2018 : 09:34:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Slovenstina par excellence!





Prijevod na hr bi bio otprilike:

Danas zatvarajmo u 18:00

Nedjeljak do ponedjelja zatvoreno

Vidimose u utorak



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Edited by - Poli on 23/04/2018 09:36:34
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Poli
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Posted - 23/04/2018 : 18:47:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




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lwood
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Posted - 23/04/2018 : 19:37:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli








ovo nije loše,sereš i blesiš u daljinu

Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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King Warrior
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To za one sa tvrdom stolicom, da se useru od straha.
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solar
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lwood
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Posted - 23/04/2018 : 22:05:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by solar






Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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panzer
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Muškarac i žena sjede na krevetu. On plače:
"... u školi sam imao dugu kosu ..."
"Dragi ..."
"... 2 put sam sjedio u Remetincu, jer sam primao mito, ali ti znaš da nisam bio kriv ..."
"Ljubavi ..."
"... sestra mi pleše za novac, ali nije to što misliš ..."
"Dušo ..."
"... i žao mi je, da sam te natjerao, da idemo na maskenball odjeveni ko Lursa i B'etor ..."
"Mačiču moj ..."
" ... i prevario sam te sa svim sekretaricama sa posla ..."
"Dragi ..."
"... i svaku noč fantaziram o Kolindi i Jadranki ..."
"Ljubavi ..."
"... i član sam SDP-a ..."
"Dušo ..."
"... i kad sam te jedanput nehotice udario, ti si vidjela Zvjezdice ..."
"Dragi ..."
"... i Tvoje lice mi ne zvuči poznato, kad se napijem ..."
"Ljubavi ..."
"... i mislim, da je Hudson Hawk zbilja dobar filmič ..."
"... Dušo ..."
" ... i obožavam Depeche Mode ..."
"Dragi, prestani. Znaš da te volim i prihvačam te takvog, kakav jesi. Ne možeš reči ništa, što bi promijenilo moje osječaje do tebe."
"... i več neko vrijeme moderator sam na forumu od stripovi.com."
"Isuse Bože," zavrišti ona, obuče se i odjuri iz stana. On ju više nikad nije vidio.

Koja je poanta te priče?

Da li neke stvari čak i najbolja žena ne može progutati?

Da li bi pak morale neke tajne ostati tajne?

Presudite sami.

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!

Edited by - panzer on 24/04/2018 10:40:14
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nagor
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Croatia
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nagor
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nagor
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tinton
stripovi.com suradnik

United Kingdom
19384 Posts

Member since 23/10/2011

Posted - 26/04/2018 : 12:01:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by panzer

Muškarac i žena sjede na krevetu. On plače:
"... u školi sam imao dugu kosu ..."
"Dragi ..."
"... 2 put sam sjedio u Remetincu, jer sam primao mito, ali ti znaš da nisam bio kriv ..."
"Ljubavi ..."
"... sestra mi pleše za novac, ali nije to što misliš ..."
"Dušo ..."
"... i žao mi je, da sam te natjerao, da idemo na maskenball odjeveni ko Lursa i B'etor ..."
"Mačiču moj ..."
" ... i prevario sam te sa svim sekretaricama sa posla ..."
"Dragi ..."
"... i svaku noč fantaziram o Kolindi i Jadranki ..."
"Ljubavi ..."
"... i član sam SDP-a ..."
"Dušo ..."
"... i kad sam te jedanput nehotice udario, ti si vidjela Zvjezdice ..."
"Dragi ..."
"... i Tvoje lice mi ne zvuči poznato, kad se napijem ..."
"Ljubavi ..."
"... i mislim, da je Hudson Hawk zbilja dobar filmič ..."
"... Dušo ..."
" ... i obožavam Depeche Mode ..."
"Dragi, prestani. Znaš da te volim i prihvačam te takvog, kakav jesi. Ne možeš reči ništa, što bi promijenilo moje osječaje do tebe."
"... i več neko vrijeme moderator sam na forumu od stripovi.com."
"Isuse Bože," zavrišti ona, obuče se i odjuri iz stana. On ju više nikad nije vidio.

Koja je poanta te priče?

Da li neke stvari čak i najbolja žena ne može progutati?

Da li bi pak morale neke tajne ostati tajne?

Presudite sami.



Već neko vrijeme mislim da je panzer mladjin alter ego.
Pola njegovih viceva se odnosi na mladju, a jedini tko toliko misli na mladju je mladjo sam.

Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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