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nagor
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nagor
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xilrion
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Posted - 25/01/2019 : 19:27:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
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vidio sam ovakve transformacije ali samo u obrnutom smjeru.
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lwood
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Originally posted by solar

Radovi u Dalmaciji. Jedan radi, osmorica pomažu.



ovo nije vic nego stvarnost.
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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solar
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Znam.
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wolf
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Posted - 25/01/2019 : 21:50:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send wolf a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovaj mali bager baš me podsjeti na još jedan vic...
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nagor
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Posted - 26/01/2019 : 00:07:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by xilrion

quote:
Originally posted by nagor




vidio sam ovakve transformacije ali samo u obrnutom smjeru.


Sretniče!

Netko je jednom rekao. Kad se prestaneš igrati autićima i zaželiš si curu sanjaš o ovoj prvi iz gornje slikice - platinastoj plavuši s velikim sisama. Nakon te faze zaželiš si neku koja ti može biti životni partner, suputnik, žena s kojom možeš i razgovarati i koja te intelektualno stimulira... sve dok ne shvatiš da te u biti živcira u tri pičke materine. I onda se konačno opametiš i shvatiš da je ona tvoja tinejdžerska fantazija s velikim sisama ipak najbolja stvar.
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Tutta
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Posted - 26/01/2019 : 00:14:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tutta a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

quote:
Originally posted by xilrion

quote:
Originally posted by nagor




vidio sam ovakve transformacije ali samo u obrnutom smjeru.


Sretniče!

Netko je jednom rekao. Kad se prestaneš igrati autićima i zaželiš si curu sanjaš o ovoj prvi iz gornje slikice - platinastoj plavuši s velikim sisama. Nakon te faze zaželiš si neku koja ti može biti životni partner, suputnik, žena s kojom možeš i razgovarati i koja te intelektualno stimulira... sve dok ne shvatiš da te u biti živcira u tri pičke materine. I onda se konačno opametiš i shvatiš da je ona tvoja tinejdžerska fantazija s velikim sisama ipak najbolja stvar.
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Oki
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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Dukidule
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Chile
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Došao čovjek u Osijek na taksi stajalište i upita taksistu:
-Koliko je vožnja do Đakova?
- Sto kuna!
- Ali ja imam samo 80!?
- Onda ništa.
Razmišlja tip pa kaže:
- A jel' ti mene možeš voziti za tih 80, pa dokle dođemo?
- Može.
I tako oni krenu...Vozili se oni tako, kad u Kuševcu (par kilometara pred Đakovom) kaže taksista:
- Tvojih 80 kuna ovdje ističu!
- Ali pobogu, kiša pljušti a to je još samo par kilometara?!
- Van! - reče taksista...

Nakon tjedan dana dolazi čovjek opet na taksi stajalište. Ovaj put stoji 8-9 taksija, a onaj od prošlog tjedna je zadnji u redu... čovjek ode kod prvog:
- Evo ti 100 kn za vožnju do Đakova i još 100 ako mi ga popušiš!
- Ma marš pederčino! - raspe taksista salvu psovki za njim. Ode ovaj kod drugog:
- 100 kn za vožnju do Đakova i još 100 da mi ga popušiš!
- Mamu ti jebem, tata nek ti ga puši...
I tako svi redom dok dođe on do onoga od prošlog tjedna:
- Koliko je vožnja do Đakova?
- 100 kuna, isto ko i prošli tjedan, šta se praviš lud!?
- Čuj, evo ti 100 kuna, a evo ti još 100 ako me lijepo polako ovuda provezeš i usput maši svojim kolegama.
Za koga ja navijam samo je moja stvar.
A ljubav je jedna, jedina...
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Peyo
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@Dukidule

Dobar !
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nagor
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Oki
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boddhisatva
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quote:
Originally posted by nagor




ovi odlikaši ... imaju svi veće cice i od tih djevojčica ;o))
Pike Bishop: Let's go!
Lyle Gorch: Why not?
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emirem
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Full Monty ili Full mountain?
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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nagor
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nagor
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nagor
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